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There are a ton of funny quotes that good ole' George has said... list some that you know...

- I am making America better for man owned businesses, woman named businesses and anybody owned businesses!

One word: "Strategery."

hysterical

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.


How ironic

"Is our children learning?"

Is we ?

"Subliminimal" cowboy

"They misunderestimated me." my fav by far

I don't even listen to the guy, but I love it when he mispronounces.

Wonder if he'll ever mess up when he says America?

I have to give it up for GWB in this case - since I heard him say this I have started to use "misunderestimated" all the time. It's a very useful word & I'm hoping it enters the dictionary.

Seriously. Plus it sounds great.

"alkayda is planing to destroy america, and so ARE WE."

Heres a good one...
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

The reson i believe in a large tax cut is because its what i believe.

It's one thing about insurance, that's a washington term.

Our children is the priority - the - the big one.

you forgot poland.

its hard work.

man he's an idiot. i hate him.

I have a poster of these, "The Bush Telegraph"

this is a great one - his definition of sovereignty ..everyone laughs at him

Keeping America scared
you could make a song out of that!

I bumped this thread back up so you can read some of the "important" things ol' Georgie has said.

"Anybody with a cowboy hat is a friend of mine"

"The Human and the fish can coexist peacfully"

"I am winning the election right now"

ok, he hasn't said that, but he's definitely thinking that, and that's verrrrrry pathetic

"I think war is a dangerous place."

"I recently met the finance minister of the Palistinian authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances."

"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."

"I'm clinically retarded."

nice...

did he say that?

Yeah, whenever he talks that's what he's really saying.

"may god continue to bless america" after kerry said "god bless america"...
that wasn't stupid.

oh well, ima bush fan anyway.

*mono-tone* i swear to freakin god....bush is the dumbest man alive.

That second one is one of my favorites

"I'd like to thank all of you American Puppets for electing me again, I couldn't destroy the U.S. last term but this time around I will. *cough* Dumbasses *cough*" - George W. Bush