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Hi im the slot-machine.....Guy



Tell if you are a guy or girl too after your porn name.

If I was a guy, definatelt testicles pronounced test-i-clees

my name is gimmeaquaterillshootyouinthenads

im female

Sir-Cums-Alot

Sir Cum-ference is better

what about Papa Cherry for a dude, thats great

Ram-blow.

Hi im Fud G. Packer for gay porns.......I KNOW IT SUCKED

Lady Cum-Her-Buns

hi im Mr. Rogers.................It doesnt make sence to me either

The Colon Crusher hysterical

Thats just wrong

Green Jello

Big Ben

sexdude

Lets see

Hung Lo, Moan Lowd, Hump Yu Nao!

then how about
Mumba Bon Qo?

Bad monkey or sexual predator

Mr. big meat

surprised no1 said Hugh G Rection

fook yui, or fook mei

^ haha....from goldmember!Very funny!

mine would be Fancie R. Candys

hmmm mine would be.......... Guy Smiley

^

How about... Johnny"Go" Depp(deep)

wan fat ho.

^

Slu T. Ee

Jack Mehoff

Fuccyur Mum.

Blackjack

mine would be umm.... Blade alexandra (if i was a guy)(which im not lmfao) and for a girl name it would be.... Rainbow sky... i think tht its cute

Pimp Daddy Sugah Nuts.

THATS AWESOME~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

I like "Ruck Landers" or just put your first name and your last name as "Oakland", for example "Kieth Oakland" see isnt that cool

Sarsparilla...

hysterical

screwie lewie

Peter West (there is already a Peter North. )

Whiskey Fiddlewood diva

Alabama Bones naughty

...and the temple of boobs....

Noone beats Magic Johnson.

Franz Ferdinand!

~My great grandpa's name was Ferdinand Franz!~

...

...I should have thought of that.

hunge-lowe

hung-hye

hung-low

Sum Yung Guy

mc tea bag

Rod Stickens

Sorry didn't mean to copy

wang hung lo

just added my personal touch

nice touch

...um...Dick Yankit .....

mustache rider

H.R. Shaggenstuff

Randy Johnson

Busty LaRue

^ Lilly von Shtoop ? ...........

My porn star name would be Mrs Zero.

Kinky animal sex.

Monkey Luv

Starr Ryder

purry

Izzy Lee

You have to take the name of your first pet (for the first name) and the name of the first street you lived on (for the last name)

Mine would be Muddy(for my turtle) Kiltz (the street i was born on ).

Oh thats good stuff

Fetch

i can see it now.... Muddy Kiltz and Fetch IN.....the poon tang chronicles

if i do the method you said it would be

Harry Pirleyhill....that suxxors

when should we start filiming baby

anytime

Mine would be Red Cardinal? The f~ck? That's bad.

That's hot.

No, actually it isn't.

I would like to be Nurse candy!

Candy- so would I! Any hungry nurses out there today? I need urgent care!

I have a fever...

No, no, Moose- that's my line! Yours is: "Nurse Candy, did you call for a consultation?"

Destiny Dynamo

My bad...I didn't catch on quick enough.

*clears throat*

Nurse Candy, did you...OMG you look hot in that nurse's outfit...

God Almighty, we'll never get on with this scene...

hey i even got me nurse outfit lol!

Did you? OMG? Really? The ONE? Is it latex or polyvinyl?

no its a sketch from deviant art, lol fevers

http://tn7.deviantart.com/300W/i/2003/41/b/8/_knife_happy_.jpg

dark.
But there's as much chance of me being a pornstar as...say....1%. No, less.

I'LL never get on with the scene?

Nurse Candy, did you call for a consultation?

Err yes i did...remove your garments please!

Oh, I can't see it. It's red x all the way, baby. OK, back to script. We're on a budget here, kittens.
Moose, it's your line! Prods Moose. Moose? Snap out of it.
Your line: "Nurse Candy, I think you caught that fever! I'll have treat agressively! You'll both need constant care."

My line: "Oh, no, Doctor, is there any danger?"

You just said it though....

Ok Ok...

Ahem

Nurse Candy, I think you caught that fever! I'll have to treat aggressively! You'll both need constant care! Both of you need to get into that hot bath first!

(sorry, I felt an AD LIB was in order.)

"Why...are we DIRTY, Doctor?"

It's highly contagious. The 3 of us are in a vulnerable state. I have NO choice but to quarantine us off from the world, conveniently enough, in this very expensive chalet we are in.

Not yet, but there is always hope.

Hahaha!
"Oh, thank God for you, Doctor Moose! We just wouldn't know what to do with ourselves...except...maybe...this?" *demonstrates*

a bath! err why!

Yes, yoga is always an option. But Kate, you need to use your energies elsewhere. What? That's NOT Yoga? Oh my...I see...and thus, Candy is reacting like that...I see....

Even a Doctor can learn from his patients!

I'm not his patient

Someone is not playing along.

Calls for a spanking...
"Quickly, Doctor, Nurse Candy is refusing treatment! We'll need orderlys and institutional restaints!"

*calls in giant orderlies to restrain Candy*

Hold her while we 'treat' her.

Ooooh yeh!
"Doctor, what do you need me to do? I'd do anything to help!"

Well, she'll need to be calmed down, or excited, either or...you can handle that, can't you?

I'll excite her unconscious...would that do?
"Doctor- are you sure we're equipped to handle this? Do you think I should use...this?!"

What..IS that? Oh...Good God..I haven't seen one of those since I was in Amsterdam!
Yes...I think that would be appropriate...proceed.

Evil laugh. Puts on sunglasses as a splashguard!
(snicker)

*laughs*
That is...disturbing and arousing at the same time.

It's fun to imagine Candy's reaction when she "wakes up" here in mid-scene!

I know. But doesn't it feel like we're working on a Blue screen right now? I mean, we need feedback.

Anyone else want to fill in?

Moose, I'm filling in just fine! Don't get snide while I'm working!

Sorry, I just assumed you'd rather be the administer of all things unnatural and kinky at the moment..or is that what you mean by filling in...?

She doesn't look full filled?

Not yet...but we can change that...and switch those two words around...

I'll switch more than a couple of words before we're done here!

*brandishes whip*

LOL, porno speak is FUN.

It's quite the language.

And the whip has WHAT healing power? Not that I mind, see, but I have to try and keep within AMA guidlines....ahh..screw it..

*takes out cattle prod*

Hahaha- yeh! Shock Therapy...
*Plugs in violet wand and starts the static at low voltage...*
Pick an attachment, Moose!

savy anderson

or, dimely dick

Good Gravy, all those choices.
*selects one that has a swivel head, thick at one end and tapered at the other*
What does this do?
*turns it on*
Ohhh...
I like this one..

Mmm could Foxy be a porno name?

Yeah, but this is a retarded thread.

I think we should wait for Candy now...I suspect it will be worth it! We'd better get on protective gear, and I'm talking bullet-proof!

MMMmmm...nust have dosed off.

Holy macaroni what the hell is going on here!

I think she just woke up...

feels her self in restraints...

Doctor Moose....The diagnosis please

Nothing, Candy, just the pron equivilant of the old whipped cream on your face gag!

Doggy Berter

OOOo i love squirty cream!

on your face when you wake up?!?

Put shaving cream on a sleeping friends hand, and tickle his face. He will impulsively swat at the irritation, and SPLAT!

I...erm...

Make way for Whiskey Fiddlewood Can I play??

OMG, priceless. I'll give you 3 of Red Cardinal for one of those! No, ten!

*takes seven*

I'm a lover, not an egotist pimp

I do have a proper porn name....its.... Kitten eclipse!

Hey squirty cream in my mouth by my doing you dirty minded boys

What about us dirtyminded gals? No limits on us?!

And, yay, I'm Whiskey Fiddlewood, now. Apareently, Syren is going by
Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal.

Oh...okay...I thought it was someone else with the squirty cream somewhere else...

FoXXXy! Hee! Under the covers...the better to eat something up...

God i give up...Its too confusing.

And fever you have a very dirty mind. That's why i lover you..YOu sexay thang

It is confusing...better for you to lay back and let the healing commence...

That doesnt sound good....Oh look i have cream....*squirrts FoXxXy in the face

Yeah I got tired of being in the shadows so I decided to go somewhere else...

THis is ONE retarded thread.

Whipped Cream Fight! Yeh, baby!
*Empties a whole canister down Candy's panties!*
Ooo, is that kinda cold?

"Retarded threads rock" *says Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal*

Opps, my bad. I totally missed what you were saying

Are we still doing this porn thing?

Can I still play?

*watches Red and Candy*

I think we're performing the famous "whipped cream cure," as pioneered by Dr. Phil Good!

*grabs moose and empty a whole lotta cream down his boxers*

mmm I wanna see it but I gotta go skate now..

byebyes...

The cows would be SO proud!