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Welcome to FilmProphet Productions!

Make any film you want here!

ooh ooh I wanna be a moviestar!

Can i be the producer???

First you need a new movie star name.

Im gonna be a moviestar jump

ok...did you have anything in mind?

YA i am the producer..... so whats the movie were doing eh???

Any movie, we can make any movie we want here.



Any name you want

im not good at coming up with names

Foxy Maxi?

OK

i wanna be casting guy

Ok your in charge of casting.

I already got the lead part though

Lets make ummmmm........................ a movie that everyone is interested in, how aboot 9/11 eh???

i heard you did some low-budget adult ones

he means the person who gets to cast actors or actresses.

shhhhhh

Im underaged

they didn't know that

I want to be the evil guy

it doesnt show, does it? naughty

you look as old as the 21 year old woman you were getting off with droolio

I only have 1 word for you, spencer

PG-13!!!!

and i have one word for you liv....

but i can't say it on the forums

So what movie do you guys want to make?

Action
Drama
Suspense
Love
?

*whispers* PM

it's something naughty, just use your imagination

pm me when you get an idea.

wheres the Adult Movie option?

we've done enough of them babe

How about an action/drama where an undercover police officer is sent to investigate some drug dealers but instead becomes one of them and his girlfriend is the only one who can convince him to stop before its too late?

maybe

Its the best I can come up with in five minutes.

no worries

screw it can i be the leadin male?

Sure

I'll be the director

thx, but i dont dance or sing dammit, an i wanna bigger trailer an this water isnt cold enough and...

*goes off complaining*

kidding

As director *"Where is our lead actress?!!"*

right here

surely we can do better than her?

yes...we could have spence as the leading actress

oh yeah, I fade in the extraordinary talent of spence

i like the way you think

You ready to begin filming?

more than ready

We will begin by shooting your big love scene with the lead actor

yay droolio




uhh...who's the lead actor again??

there was no nudity clause in my contract... at least now i can thank my trainer...

well if you don't want to film a big love scene with a young hot actress we will be happy to replace you.

*has already replaced him*

naughty

no no ill do it, just include it in the contract next time, ok?

As director "Ok people we have to hurry up and film this, I'm not made of money you know."

your lack of enthusiasm disappoints me

im enthusiastic girl, dont uy worry bout that

Indeed

so lets get rolling, come on

lets do it

im ready, so how hot are u nyc?

Ok I'll operate the cameras too.

Alright Foxi Maxi act like this guy is everything in the world to you.

Paul act like she is the women you have been waiting for your whole life.

Ok now kiss with passion in your eyes

*imagining shes kelly hu*

*leans forward*

Alright now Foxy Maxi kiss him

is she Foxy or Foxi?

ANY movie, proph?

Foxy



yes

EXCELLENT!

*is totally clueless what to do...*

*imagening he's david boreanaz droolio*

*puts arms around his neck and kisses him*

Want to be an evil drug dealer?

*david boreanaz, seriously?*

coolies... am i a jedi evil drug dealer yoda1

droolio

I have a thing for...men with flaws

You will have to have a gun fight/or fist fight with the lead actor.

*nyc im as flawed as they come, anyway, ill imagine u as u, your hot enough anyway*

that's awesome! i'll sick my retarded pokemon at him yay2 as i prepare for the sword fight sw

do we get lightsabers? please please please?

Nope you guys will use guns.

k, dual pistol john woo style, badass stylish shit

i'll take the tetragrammaton d-eagle. kenny

ill be twin standard d-eagles, i like the simple things

Foxy Maxi has convinced you to leave the drug dealers you became involved with after going on your undercover investigation and becoming one of them.

You are about to leave when mc pee pants (the leader of the drug dealers) finds out your really a cop and comes out of a building holding two guns.

*fast progression proph*

We get to the good parts faster this way lol.

bring it mod

You two can plan out the gun fight yourself now.

who gets killed?

you

I can add in some cops and drug dealer thugs too if you want.

yeah, almost heat-like, now thats a gun battle

how's about one of my spaztic goonies lets out a shot and hits one of pr's goonies. then all hell breaks loose...

*starts shooting at pr's general driection*

Ok then

mc pee pant comes out the building with about 10 thugs and pr calls for another 10 cops to help him out.

Better?

*returns fire while heading for cover*

*aims for talentless lackies... takes out 1 and injures 1 in the arm*

"where you at, BIZNOTCH!!!!"

*returns fire catching a dealer between the eyes*

"look whos talkin beatch"

Great guys

Man, Defenantly count me in on this movie making process. I just want to be the guy who makes all the money. Or a director with complete artistic vision.

ok, i'll be the towel boy.

You can be one of the cops or thugs.

*runs from cover to cover, spraying bullets everywhere... takes out 2 more lackies... needs to reload...*

Don't want to interrupt the gun fight but what do you think about a crowd of kids stepping into the way just for suspense?

damn field trips, takes down two more cronies, then reloads

*shoots anyways... uses kids for shields... after all I"M the bad guy* evilpeepants

"ffs, this guy really is scum (no offense). get out of the way kids now"

yeah good idea

*hands out drugs to kids... then gets the f*ck out of the way...* so SO evil evilpeepants

*fires and hits a dealer in the chest, he goes down like a little b*tch*

*brings out submachine guns... one vehicle explodes... 3 more injured and burned...*

*fires back with shotgun obtained by dead officer, hits three henchman*

((guys i gotta go, my mother decides now she wants to use the computer, ffs))

alright by then Pr hi2

to be continued then...

We can always start a new movie

or i can just keep shooting. it's like that kid who has the player two controls and goes to the bathroom and loses his turn when he comes back... evilpeepants

I guess so if you want.

i'm not that evil... though i shot thru the kids.

and gave them drugs

"steps into frame with a presence of Authority"


"stop that...that's just silly"

"walks out of frame"

What's just silly?

sorry, i was on the wrong set.

So whats happening TFP we have a film???

Pr and mc pee left

they were having a gun fight right???

am back from my trailer, sorry my agent wants me to do f4, i said hell no.

good choice



yes

Ok so whats this story aboot???

This

wow what an original idea.

Yeah I know its been done a million times before but I doubt you can do better in only a few minutes.

nope your right i can not.

So your still the producer right?

i dunno. if you want me to i doesnt really matter to me.

*sits in chair for make up*

"Come on, i didnt get to be this good looking by accident"

Well you can be a producer, actor, casting director, special effects, props handler, camera man, make up, or the director when I'm not online.

If i were to be a producer what do i do again eh???

Well whatever you want except be an actor or director.

Hmmmmmm......... thats hard. i cant act and i cant direct for shit so i guess i can be producer.

ok