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........as long as it's not dubya!

Isn't Lauren Bush hot?!

I got tickets to see Bush(the band) next tuesday!
Has anyone ever heard of Default, cause that's the opening band.

I'm gonna try to pick me up some bush at the concert

groopies? or just a regulare

wots bush?

Tee hee, lets see you explain either the bush Finti is thinking about or what you were really talking about Tex. =

Well BG, bush comes in many different shapes and sizes. It's nice to get some young bush, cause old bush needs pruning!

I wonder if she understands now.

Once Dim gets around she's gonna unroot this bush!

She'll take one look at it an go "Closing"

Or she could go back and do some creative trimming!

Knowing her. The posts that we just posted about her would be 'missing' too.

Well we dont have to worry about queeq, that's forsure!

He's never played around in the bushes

Lance, Tex, you guys never get any bush.

Unless your right hand is harry!!!

Ewwwwwwwwww

Nasty!

To, sometimes you really crack me up

Now now now be nice to dimmie!

and to me yes now i do understand wot u r goin on about! how do u like it?

No no no PLease do not answer that question anybody!

Trying so......very hard.........not to........reply......to..........message.......

*Runs out before it becomes to much to handle*

I like it a lot

go on answer! itll be funny!

Yea ! Spongebob is back !!!

And I thought this was about George Bush...

Somehow I can't help but think this will turn into a Bjork thread.

Bring Calvin back he rules, Bush shouldnt

Well I voted for Gore. Lesser of two evils.

Who would you pick for US Prez, viking boy ?

See, I don't have to close this one..It just got nicely diverted on it's own

Ah, but its still about a Bush.

i got a small rose bush for valentines day blooming with 5 baby roses from an anonamous person!

Wll Gundy, take a look at my name and my title and then look at my sig and you find out

I didn't knew Clinton was aloud to get elected again!

he aint

i think this shld b somewhere else!

I should have been somewhere else right now , so where is the pub anyway

But does that place have Bushes??

What is it with you lot and politics lately?

*Runs out quickly*






*Pops head back round the door*

FREAKS!!

*Runs off again*

Politics????????????????????????

President big Bush ya big fool.

I think we are talking of a different kind of bush here midlander

But we can't say what kind or I'll have to shut this down

Just file it under "Miscellaneous Bushes and Shrubs"

oh, what kind of bush are you thinking of Dim?

The kind that's not usually green fint..

It is if you don't wash it.

yeah I know that not all bushes are green, any particular in mind?

The female kind??

queeq..that's just gross!

Thank you, baby.

Unless a lawnmower happens to run amok.

That's GOTTA hurt!

not if you know how to handle the trimmer

With care I guess.

Vewy vewy cawful.

It gets chilly down there, I guess.

well you are supposed to wear clothes afterwards queeq

They do? But then no one can see it!

Ain't that a crime.

depends on what gender we are talking about

I'm not likely to be talking about man-bush Finti, I know which side my breads buttered on.

you could have fooled me

Not a difficult task at the best of times.

oh it is, must be pretty convincing to fool me

Oh my god Finti, look behind you quick!

but I have my back against the wall

Yeah, the wall. It seems to be falling down, LOOK!

who said it was the Berlin wall, and what the hell are Pink Floyd doing here

Hey Finti, leave them kids alone.

hey I aint Belgian

Pudding anyone ?

yeah Jelly please.

Oh dear... best calm her down, people, before she goes into a jelly frenzy!

yes Gundy got in on the Floyd thing.
Does anyone remember Vera Lynn?

I bet they remember Ginger Lynn though

apple pie pls!

I've seen her err....work.

Here Edna, have some jelly

Don't forget the cornish ice cream yerss.

Mmmmmmmm jelly and ice cream.

I'm terrible sorry!
Here, have some

Cool, have you got any juice?

(Is it just me that called the ice-cream mans fruity sauces, juice?)

yup, only you

*gives mech some juice*
Will there be anything else, sir?

Hmmmmmm..I have no idea what you're talking about.

In that case: no juice for you!

No no no!! No ice cream! Just Jelly!

Oh dear, there she goes...

she IS standing still you know

I'm sitting down actually yerss

how dare you!
Sitting down while others *looks around*... errr.. when only I am standing???
Explain that to me, huh!?

I'll have some chocolate ice cream thanks!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Raspberry Jelly! And lots of it!

errrr... you aren't near an axe are you, Edna?

make a deal with you Edna chocolate ice cream AND rasberry jelly....yum yum yum

OK as long as I can eat all the jelly and the ice cream promises to keep it's distance!

Jelly? Yuk! Too sweet!!

How dare you?!!!

What? Give my opinion?

Its not just Jelly, its chocolate, sweets or anything else with lots of sugar. I like my black coffee

Grrrrrrrr!

No no no no no no NO!

Jelly has to have ice cream to make it complete. (Except lime jelly, which is just fine by itself)

Maybe I should write a song:

I hate Jelly, I hate Jelly,
I would love it but its too slimey,
I hate Jelly, I hate Jelly,
did I mention its smelly?

Yeah, smelly like a fox!

(Sorry, sounded like a Homer soundbite in my head)


Be back soon fella's!

Make sures there no jelly in your curry

What a rollercoaster ride my life is!! I walked about 20 feet when a car pulled up driven by an old school buddy. We went to the chinese and I got a beef and green peppers with chips instead. I live life on the edge me.

Chips? Very chinese :lol

Keepin it real........Mechmoggy stylee.

Is your name hidden from the "who's online" gumph Raz?

Yup, from yerssot. He follows me along if its visible

yup, he doesn't like it when we know what he's doing

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII knew it! Mysterious you are.

now the only thing he needs to do is to get rid of the webcam

Hmm....so it was you who put that there.

I was thinking about starting a website to view my webcam.

Individual booths wouldn't go a miss though for my show.

You might want to charge for the "pleasure"

Roll up roll up, come see sex-on-a-stick.

Sex on a stick? Ow!

Sex ON a stick....now thats something I gotta see!

It's sort of a mataphor for how much weight I've lost recently,

Still sounds painful.

No no, I'm the stick! Imagine sex on me...........no forget that Raz. Ladies imagine sex on me if you will.....

I know, I was kiddin'

why to late to tell that now, huh?

You think sex with me would be painful?

I flattered.

You are? OK.

That's not necessarily a compliment mech!

Well he IS drunk...

I'm going to bed now, I'm getting all paranoid and I'm sobering up too. I look forward to reading my own crap tomorrow and not remembering a thing.

If I had you techy power Raz, I'd write rude and insulting messages or threads under someone elses name for kicks. Just a thought if you decide to come online when pisht.

Yup, getting late, might call it a night.

I doubt the board would be running if I was on drunk!

No! You have to help me fix my pooter first! Please!

I've posted in the Support forums....buts there not actually anything wrong with your computer.

Well i think I can cope with going into college to check my email until the end of term which is wednesday but if it is still a problem next term then some heads are gonna roll!

Or they would if I even knew who to contact! It really really is NOT my day!

*steps away really carefullly from Edna*
calm down!
in reality it's virtuality

Ok, yerss, that line is only going to make her MORE angry...

well, if she will come over to Belgium for that... I will mysteriously vanish to Australia

Good plan.

In virtuallity its reality....for some of us

Edna, I'll try to help thou.

Ok, no more Bush then... and over 100.... CLOSING.