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I hAve TaKEn sAmurai Guy anD RAz hOstAge. tHeY arE in A saFe PlAcE.

BrINg 1,0oo,O0o piNe cOneZ to 5tH & mAiN iN fOrUMville aNd noThIng HApPens 2 thEyrE prEtTy sCreEn NaMes.

CoME aLOnE - nO MoDz, oR thE girlY oNe geTs it

sIgNEd
tHe VEry bOreD aNonYmOose

Scott has been kidnapped............oh well....grabs 5 cones and shoves the in a bag..........sorry moose thats all he is worth

Don't use my name!!

And you LOVE this guy?

KILL THEM KILL THEM


aLSo BoRed sUZ

hey i managed to get 50 for raz!!

Is that really you?

So, let me get this straight, you have 55 total pine cones?

no i have 5 for scott and 50 for raz!

Is who me suzie?

Nevermind.


I'll give another 8,5 for them both.

ill give you one each, just to get in on this topic.

Right...55 total. That just ain't enough honey, sorry.

i found another 3! im so kind

Ok, I'll pay, but first I want to talk to them! GIVE THEM THE PHONE!

Fine...

*hands the phone over to Raz*

My captor is treating me well. He is very kind. I have no complaints so far in the way the Moose *THUMP* OUCH! In the way my captor is treating me. In my absence, I give over my control of the boards to Canadian Moose. He has free reign and full access to my mini bar

There, happy?

3.....

Ok...hon, your hubby is being held captive. He's crying. He wet himself.

i dont have any pinecones... but ive got a stick

Oh, I don't know...


Raz is alcoholic?

A stick....

I don't need sticks, sorry.

oh well
i tried

Man, these poor suckers...with friends like these...

there's somthing missing here...
could it be...
TORTURE AND BOTCHED RESCUE ATTEMPTS?!?

*throws rock at moose* ninja2

What the???

Ahem....Aqua....that wasn't very nice..

im just a kid at play *throws more rocks and then a knife*

*sits in the corner and enjoy the fight*

dont make me get Sky to burn u Suzie

*makes Aqua get Sky to burn Suzie*

*slaps u* how dare u

EXCUSE ME?!

Stop hurting me

*continues to throw rocks and knifes and Moose*

*throws rocks at Luke*

hands over my stash of 250000 pinecones here thats for raz

jumps in my heli and flys away

*hugs the guy who paid for Raz*

hmmm so warm been a long time since i had a hug being single and always working guess i really never been out on a date in almost three years

JUDO CHOP! *judo chops moose and disappears*

and heres one for scott for reasons i will not discuss here

Knives and rocks and judo chops, OH MY!

i'll give.... 30 apples and a horse for both!

hey! dont hurt Sky

oh well shakes my pine trees in my front and back yard and begins to collect pinecones with help and 4 hours of long work i collected 750000 more pine cones here this is for raz and raz only you 1000000j pine cones for raz now let him go and keep scott for all i care

How many do you have now?

i hate to do this...*points gun at Mooses head*

So do I....

*spins really REALLY fast and turns into

WONDERMOOSE - complete with super sexy bikini like costume.*

Not so fast dear.

*Uses wrist protector to block bullet, kicks gun from Aqua's hands, takes her aboard the INVISIBLE JET*

that was fast o.o *bites u*

:rofl: ha ha ha ha damn thats almost sexxy

I dont think kidnapping is something to joke about....

With the Un workers held in Afghanistan, ms Hassan in Iraq, and the recent case of ken bigley...

Have a lil respect please.

moose in bikini : not sexy
moose in socks : sexy droolio

Oh...don't tease me...I like to be bitten...a little to the left.

*flies off with her*

Editors note:

Please add AQUA to the list of kidnapped people, with crazy lettering like the original letter, and add ONE MILLLION Pine cones to the total.

Thanks

I have socks.

Oh, and also.

*runs kicks down door*

*walks in with finger over button*

If i let go of this, you see that field out there, full of mooses, they all die...
hand over Samurai Guy and Raz or i push it.

So...which one's the girly one?

*looks around*

Hmm...here's 10 pinecones, all I could find...the squirrels ran off with them all.

Are you serious?

This is in no way a thread meant to be malicious, or to make fun of the kidnappings, which I agree are deplorable. This is a thread that is designed to take a little seriousness from life, because, I don't know about you, but if I live in a world where I CAN'T laugh once in a while, I will go crazy.

shutup

i dont think im worth that much

I see you were NOT serious. Damn you for making me get up on my soapbox.

Anyhow, I'm a lone Moose...those others mean nothing to me.

And besides, I'm at my super secret base, how do you know where I am??

Yanno, I REALLY don't know.

oh...i feel loved cry

Im sauron, i have a big flaming eye, i know where everyone is

*points weird...moosekilling kryptonite at the moose guy *

i didnt see he had you, sorry hug

*demands the release of Aqua also*

hey moose u should add the kidnapped peeps to your sig yes

i got a hug from a cute guy(becides sky droolio) *blushes really deeply*

Blap

where did moose go?

I'm here. just deciding what to do with you next.

*runs in wiv guns* let them go moose *is very scared now

Uhh...no.

*drops into crazy ninja stance and prepares to attack*

.o0{How the hell does everyone keep finding my super secret lair?}

*runs up the wall*

*gulps*

WHAT? How the hell? You can't just SAY you can run up a wall...and then do it!

Actually, you probably can, this IS the internet.

First of all, how old are you?

um...im a 2 (human) year old puppy and a 14 year old girl (15 in january )

Ok, forget that ploy. I'll give you the G-rated treatment.

i would rather have a rated r one

o.o

Which would of course lead to a lengthy prison term for me. Jail is not kind to Moose.

thats cause mooses r fat

I AM NOT FAT! I'm big boned.

you got one from me too

*ddges tomatoes thrown from unsatisfied audience*

Ok..............is the ransom been paid............I miss my hubby

i heard the police say your head is big boned

fine i give up moose can i help u with ramsonin

Huh? You're mean.

No she isnt
your not supposed to be nice to your kidnappers

say, what would happen if we refused this ransom>

I love getting kidnapped!

your not the only one Raz naughty

Be quiet you. Or no more beer and cheerleaders for the rest of the day.

Raz kidnapped?!?

Where's the party

how come he gets stuff?


the mods should know

Like he said...I have dibs on his Mini bar....

What's your poison?

would you like beer and cheerleaders too?

hey, im good in pom poms

one i hate any drink but water and hot chocolate
two im a girl and would prefer a german sheperd instead of cheerleaders

You know, I will TOTALLY take your word on that, m'kay?

you don't get to CHOOSE. You're a prisoner.

im sure they will cover your lovely ass

fine then im not strippping schmoll

Well, now, HANG ON!

*Gives her hot chocolate, water and German Shepherds*

Ok?

Hey if this is a party? can I get some vodka?

*tosses 3 million pine cones at moose* let them go moose you got your money but if that dont satisfy you kidnap me aswell beca-oh crap!!!

did u really think i would strip? *makes the doggies go after moose*

*wonders how it went from a kidnapping to a party*

Ok, but only if you help me with this whole scheme.

I was hoping....*runs*

MWAHAHAHAHA. I never realized how important these people were to you lowly denizens.

since you are willing to pay that much, maybe you'll pay.

ONE GAZILLION PINE CONES!!

im worth a gazillion pine cones? o.O

ok thats it kidnap me. ive lost the will do to anything with my life!!!

Yeah, well I'm being held hostage by people unknown because everyone's too busy searching for pinecones cry

*shrugs*

Ok, come on in. *opens the door*

TV is to the left, bathroom to the right.

Psst..hon...it's NOT someone unknown. I did that too.

*hugs TV* MINE

You moosey bastard...

Meh, so long as there's a stereo...

How do you want help Mr Moose

us

im going to sleep (offline) bye

night

what are you doing?

im watching tv droolio

I can make it good for you here, so relax.

Fruit cup? *hands her a fruit cup

Mr Moose...I LIKE that.

Help me kidnap, torture and entertain our guests/hostages

pays enough pine cones to let aqua and raz free yay for me

*changes channels stops at the KMC News channel and sees a wanted poster of Moose*

Fruit cup? Sure, why not...I am kinda hungry...

*takes it and eats the fruit*

Well i can't torture or entertain Samurai Guy he is married, Aqua is a lady...so that leaves me Raz! And you said this wasn't a party.

theres also The Ones....who just joined us

Ooooh OOOOH! *pushes past her* which one did they use?

Oh NOT that one! I look at dopey and those pants make my ass look like 2 midgets wrestling under a blanket.

so r they free moose

Ok...well....entertain me, and I will do the rest. When this is all said and done, you will be a VERY rich supermodel.

hey its not their fault that u kidnapped us

Of course not! Then the thread would be done and this would be pointless...


Like there is so much point to it anyways.

are aqua and raz free or not i payed the ramson

When you kidnap people, you run the risk of them using a bad picture of you for the wanted posters

if they aint free kdnap me aswell

*locks Mini me in a drawer*

No.

Has anyone seen my pants?

*hides pants*

whistling

someone help me out

*turns his back to her*

Is my ass REALLY that big? Honestly? Do I look fat?

What's behind your back?

bangs on draw

I dont want to be a supermodel. But i do fancy some moose
































chocolate mouse that is!

help me

Harlot.


*covers himself in chocolate sauce*

Voila. Chocolate Moose.

*snickers*

Nothing...

You know darlin, if you want to convince someone of something, snickering is not a good idea.

Are those my pants?

*saws through draw and nicks the pants throws them to moose*

I was GOING to try and get him to let us go if I returned his pants!!! But you ruined it!!!

doesnt nick the pants stands there lookin

Allrighty then. My new apprentice. Nice work lil fella. *Lets him out of the drawer and puts him on my shoulder*

Ok..so, it's your job now, to be my lil stool pigeon and let me know if anyone is out of line.

*feeds him a cracker*

As for YOU mizz Stardust....

laughs and tickles moose's ear. RUN stardust

*throws him back in the drawer*

Oh yeah? What about me?