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Okay f*ck it!! It needed to be done. Two of the dumbest powerhouses in comics collide!!

The setting: Some canyon in New Mexico

The winner wll recieve Bizarro's beloved "Bizarro #1" necklace, or rock, or whatever.

Who am walking away the winner?

LET THE SLUGFEST (and very funny conversations, if you wanna call that) BEGIN!!!

They're running towards eachother; about to collide when they get distracted by an air molecule and sit and look at it until they blow up.

Bizarro was pretty close to Superman's level (but more interesting), so he may have the advantage here. I kind of miss him, but I did not like those other incarnations of other characters (remember Bizarro Jimmy?).

bizzaro is possibly stronger than supes, but he's too dumb to learn his full potential and has absolutely no form or strategey I go with the birdy though

when to search bizarro on google images.....wtf . .

yea remember when they had their bodies switched...supes had to admit that as bizarro he was much stronger...bizarro was actually not even stupid...his actions r just always different from what he wants to do

Someone just gave me an idea. Let's revise this a little:

1)Comic versions

2)Animated versions

Bizarro would probaby think Martian Manhunter's been hitting the gym, "Martan Man-guy am looking funny."

I love animated Bizarro

haha, agreed

Damn, this thread is just getting no love.

I was gonna let this thread die since it wasn't getting any props, UNTIL ASIAN HULK TRYED TO BITE OFF MY THREAD!!

So now I can't let it die, I CAN'T!!

Ok then here goes...

Bizzaro laughs and says "Your color scheme is rediculous..." no wait...
"you look funny..." not quite there yet... "you am funny looking greenball" Hulk then looks for the green ball. Hulk not finding one, says "you am stupid." Bizzaro "yes, and me am stupider than you." Hulk ponders this for a few hours then realizes that's still an insult. The battle insues.

As f*cked up as that is, I can actually see that happening

Thank you, I had an acting coach help me get into character for this one. He reccomended I attempt to break a brick over my head and then write down whatever came out.

Yeah, a brick will always help get into character

Good Fight, I think.

Hmmm... Bizarro has the speed/durability/more power advantage... Hulk has his strength and healing factor. This is Savage Hulk right? Debating which retard wins is tough. Bizarro could take it with some effort if he made use of his powers like Superman does, but he's a retard. So is the Hulk.

50/50 maybe?

60/40 for Bizarro... Maybe. 6 out of 10 Bizarro will probably take it.

Lucky you Draco. I did this once already, but the damn thread won't come up for me. This thread will live, for now.

yea...nice thread....id say savage hulk...by just a bit....because bizzaro is soo stupid he wouldnt even noe to make use of his speed...and would get hit by hulk....and hulk has the power to take him out...

Bizzaro thinks losing is winning so he wins..or loses...oh which ever means good for him

Hulk will win because Bizarro will forget he has superspeed and go toe to toe with the Hulk.

Hulk will win because Hulk is strongest one there is.

Bizarro will lose because he meant to win.

Originally posted by Femi32
Hulk will win because Bizarro will forget he has superspeed and go toe to toe with the Hulk.

i actually agree with that . . .

ya but then again it will take hulk to long to be able to match bizaro strength...

Bizarro loses to the bird.

lol@Bizzarros way of talking......Me am Bizarro...

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Bizarro loses to the bird.

bird brains are smarter than bizzaro and Sav. hulk.. lol

Hulk Smash!!!!

Hulk sucks!

They both fall off of a cliff and aren't smart enough to know that they'll survive it.

Hulk is stronger. Toe to toe = Hulk Smash.

Originally posted by Dayscribe
Hulk sucks!

They both fall off of a cliff and aren't smart enough to know that they'll survive it.

Ummmm, they WOULD survive it.

Originally posted by Dinalfos
Hulk is stronger. Toe to toe = Hulk Smash.

Keep telling yourself that.

Hulk , Bizzaro's mind is so fractured that he'd go for a purely physical fight , and as we all know a purely physical fight with the Hulk is never a good thing.

Most of the time, but it's a little different when you're squaring off against a carbon copy of one of DC's most powerful characters. Just throwing that out there...

Bizarro vs Stupid Hulk who will win


PS: i am not up to date with bizarro these days.

Unlike Superman, Bizarro deesn't hold back with his powers. He attacks savagely like a wild dog.

Yet another version of Hulk gets killed by yet another version of Supes.

Any loss with Hulk is most of the time PIS. I mean his healing factor has been proven to be way faster than Wolverine. With all of Logan's ridiculous durability/healing feats, Hulk SHOULD take out Bizarro. I say Hulk 5/10

Originally posted by Draco69
Unlike Superman, Bizarro deesn't hold back with his powers. He attacks savagely like a wild dog.


Unfortunately, he doesn't use them smartly sometimes

True. He doesn't. But when you're close to speed of light battering ram with the strength of Superman, you don't really need to be that smart.

bizarro isnt smart enough to tap in to his great powers to go all out.
he is stronger then superman but he is to dumb

Again that's true. But he's like a bad dog in battle. He uses his abilities to the full potential Superman doesn't. Namely traveling at close to speed of light, firing his freeze-beams and savagely beating his opponent into a bloody pulp as if he were on crack.

It's like giving the Tasmanian Devil, Superman's powers. He would be more dangerous because he won't be holding back anything.

Originally posted by Draco69
True. He doesn't. But when you're close to speed of light battering ram with the strength of Superman, you don't really need to be that smart.

Well you do need some smartness in a fight.

he doesn't need to be smart in this fight though, coz it's a stupid hulk

Been done.

Merging...

Bizarro.

Originally posted by batdude123
Bizarro.

In a land-slide.

Absolutely.