Canadian Moose
Are you an evil superpower or perhaps mad scientist bent on world domination?
Have all of your attempts been thwarted by tree-hugging hippies and do-gooders?
Would you have gotten away with it if it werent for "those dern kids"?
Are you an evil nemesis in disguise as a benevolent leader?
Often times I feel frustrated and alone in my attempts to destroy the Earth, or subjugate people in terror...its like...I dunno...like they just don't understand me. I only want to bring order, and perhaps some cruelty and maybe some behavior modification / mind control into the world.
Is that so wrong?
Just recently a group of kids in a hippie van foiled my plans to fire a superlaser from the moon to destroy the polar ice caps.
I just can't get a break - has this happened to you?
Have all of your attempts been thwarted by tree-hugging hippies and do-gooders?
Would you have gotten away with it if it werent for "those dern kids"?
Are you an evil nemesis in disguise as a benevolent leader?
Often times I feel frustrated and alone in my attempts to destroy the Earth, or subjugate people in terror...its like...I dunno...like they just don't understand me. I only want to bring order, and perhaps some cruelty and maybe some behavior modification / mind control into the world.
Is that so wrong?
Just recently a group of kids in a hippie van foiled my plans to fire a superlaser from the moon to destroy the polar ice caps.
I just can't get a break - has this happened to you?