Being Perfect - By Moose

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Canadian Moose
This is a thread devoted to talking about how incredibly perfect I am in every way imaginable.

Thoughts, comments, devotions, whatever you would like to say about how perfectly wonderfully perfect I am, and how I am just so perfect I wanna cry I'm just so friggin perfect...wow...

>Moose admires himself in the mirror<

Just perfect.

As I am sure this thread will go on for years and years and will reach the 10,000 post mark repeatedly, I ask that you make your comments brief, and of course, about me being perfect.

If you feel you are perfect, please, feel free to post here too..

I'd thank you, but I'm too sexy for thank yous.

Enjoy me.




wink

Linkalicious
you're still Canadian

Sarsaparilla
Moosey is the most perfectest man in North America.

pennyroyal
u may be perfect .... but not as perfect as me

Canadian Moose
Linkles, don't hate m'man...with a little help from me, you can be above average too. wink

pennyroyal
hmmmm ... is that possible?

Linkalicious
i don't hate. I tease.

You're a hoof above the rest! wink

Alice_In_Chains
ur a beautiful Moose


enough said

Canadian Moose
laughing out loud

That Canadian thing though...*scratches his head* you may be on to something.

*mental note to self, contact Canadian Government and help them make country perfect....*

Canadian Moose
I know darling...I know... cool

Alice_In_Chains
hehe
u obv didnt need me to tell u tht

NyC-gUrL
psycho

shellie
no comment

Yumcarrots
oh moose you're so divine!
*cough*Rabbits are better*cough*

Divine? i like that word, makes me sound posh!

Syren
hysterical

That's excellent! It sounds so unbelievably camp, it's just great big grin

Canadian Moose
That's not very shellie-esque..

Phoenix Aska
Hahahaha

You being perfect!!!

Hahahaha

very amusing....

shellie
*shrugs* so sorry , yes i think you're perfect.....well , almost perfect .

silver_tears
You're the most perfectest man the ever perfected in perfection no expression

Londonboy7
You are modest

Frosty Beverage
eek yeah... i'm glad you didn't boast about it by posting a 'thread' or something about your 'perfectness'...



no expression
Good Thing.

Frosty Beverage
note above was sarcastic^

Syren
Sarcasm above was pathetic happy

Frosty Beverage
i'm sorry. cry

Frosty Beverage
heh, you just like mooses, "studmuffin"...

Canadian Moose
You people DO realize this is a tongue in cheek thread, right?

Frosty Beverage
ummmm... tougne in cheek..?

Syren
Afraid not erm

'Mooses' is incorrect, it's 'Moose' singular, 'Moose' plural stick out tongue

And yes, I like Moose, you got a problem with that? miffed

Syren
Tongue in cheek, facetious.

Canadian Moose
Yes...i'm soooo sexy, you want my tongue in your cheek. It's all good man...it's ok to have 'manlove' feelings. I have that affect on people.
laughing

No, like Sy said, facetious...joking...

Frosty Beverage
I was speaking ... AMERICAN SLANGISH.

and, no... he's actually pretty cool.

so are you.

Syren
Aah, a man with taste happy

I was kidding, I have a tendency to play the pedantic prick, I do apologise big grin

Syren
Quit encouraging the poor fella, sheesh. Leave the normal people alone. Bad boy stick out tongue

Frosty Beverage
tv_horror< me.
^
moose on tv. eek!

Frosty Beverage
NO ONE WILL EVER ENCOURAGE ME TO DO THAT.

eek

Canadian Moose
You know it hon....bad....so bad I'm good.

Here comes the smarmy again. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Not you nor anyone can control a moose gone bad...but then again, why would you want to?

Frosty Beverage
Because thier shit is the size of a bread basket.

-ben stiller, envy.

Syren
I don't want to control you, I am going to own you

- Syren, KMC diva

Canadian Moose
I am not one of your BYATCHES honey..I'm my own man....and if anything, I'll own you...you can only resist me for so long.

Syren
You wanna take this outside, Deerie?

Thorondor
There's a moose loose aboot ma hoose dododododo dodododod doo doo doo dodododoo

Syren
Yes, Mr Haggis, I already did that. Check out his sig laughing

Thorondor
noooooooooooooooooooo


you theif stick out tongue

Frosty Beverage
Muffin is my favorite word

Canadian Moose
That's MOOSEY, thank you.

Any chance to get me alone...*nudges the guys* she can't get enough of me.

And when you get me alone, you'll jump me...same old story...

Syren
smart

I just know much about Scottish heritage stick out tongue

Syren
Yes. With a concealed weapon, preferably something that will bludgeon you to death so I can proceed to sell your hide on the black market no expression

Thorondor
Heh lol

Thorondor
2 Canadian Dollars is my final offer smile

Canadian Moose
Listen to you, talking all dirty to me...it's almost EMBARRASSING.

Frosty Beverage
laughing out loud

Syren
I, I'm sorry cry

Thorondor
oh.....my....god.....you made syren cry!

Syren
sadangel

Thorondor
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

i think she needs a hug moose stick out tongue

Syren
Could you be more obvious? eek!

Thorondor
Lol sorry stick out tongue i shall hug you then big grin

Canadian Moose
*hugs Sy really close*

I'm sorry sweetie...I'm a perfect ass.

You are too special to hurt.

I gotta run.

Bye.

Syren
*swoon*

Isn't he just the bestest? happy

hug Bye baby winkiss

Thorondor
Fine then ignore me i don't care schmoll......stick out tongue

No more webcam for you hen laughing out loud

Samurai Guy
yawn

Syren
eek!

That was supposed to be a secret, you..... nono

And our webcam days, as wonderful as they were, are no longer with us. Tell your mum I said hey wink

Syren
Oh, dearie, you're as perfect as he is big grin

Samurai Guy
But I do not feel the need to boast about it. I know I am.

Thorondor
No longer with us because you can't remember how to click the sign in button stick out tongue



She says hello smile

Syren
SG - Yes, yes you are roll eyes (sarcastic)

Craig - I didn't forget, I avoided. I don't want to MSN at the moment cry

Thorondor
Hmmm then by what other means are there? OH GOD COMMUNICATION LINKS HAVE BEEN SEVERED :O lol stick out tongue

Syren
confused

What are we doing right now?

Thorondor
Yes but forums are too....for lack of a better word "forumy" *shrugs* lol

Syren
OMG!!!

*runs like the wind*

It's the forum!! It's too forummy!!! blink

Thorondor
You know what i mean shifty

it's not instant enough for my liking to have a convo...and too open stick out tongue

Syren
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, you pervert schmoll You only want me for my private thoughts, my mind. Disgusting.

Samurai Guy
down





I love my new sig and avy. big grin

Thorondor
Yes because wanting a girl for her mind and not her body in an atrocious act laughing out loud messed

Syren
SG - Shexy droolio

Craig - laughing It was intended sarcasm stick out tongue

Thorondor
So was mine stick out tongue....i really should get the hang of using tags laughing out loud

Syren
Tags? You mean smilies? Mine are usually random and don't fit the context, but I still use them miffed See?

Thorondor
fear


No i meant like tags stick out tongue

Syren
Oooooh hysterical I got ya wink

Canadian Moose
It's a new day...I've been gone for over 12 hours....you all must be DYING to swoon over me.

(Ok, I hope no one takes this seriously)

shellie
shove over moosey....only enough room for one diva to shine at the moment queen

Canadian Moose
Hmmmph.

Well, I suppose if there is anyone who deserves to be here, it's you.

shellie
touchedi think im gonna need a moment....im touched...


*takes a moment*


ok , after that...i guess i can share the spotlight...after all , you are the sexiest 4 legged creature around flirt1

Canadian Moose
laughing out loud

Well, there are a select few...not many...that deserve to share the spotlight in the perfect thread....

I'm making myself sick... sick

Samurai Guy
Moosey... you've got some s'plainin' to do!

shellie
laughing out loud

true and i can easily list a couple of names who should be in here


cool

Canadian Moose
Yes Darlin? What can I do for you? wink

Telperaca
If you can't speak Quenya, you're not perfect! stick out tongue

Samurai Guy
Why the beans are you invisible? You crazy guy...

Canadian Moose
That is a very good question. One that I don't have a perfect answer for. The basic answer is, I don't know. I must have inadvertently done it. If it bothers you my friend, I will change it.

Also, you are welcome to stay here and discuss your perfectness as well. wink

Samurai Guy
No bother. I am merely curious.

I need not gloat about my perfection. It is already common knowledge. big grin

Canadian Moose
laughing out loud True enough.

Speaking of which, our poor Sexy thread is MIA. sad

Samurai Guy
Those bastards....

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