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jump very simple.. the person above asks have u ever.... u answer yes or no and then ask another "have u ever"...


have u ever eaten sushi?

Have you ever been caught in the rain?

uh...sure. (in't that a song by revis?)

have you ever died?

As a matter of fact... uhh...




*leaves*

no

have u ever been in love?

yes...

have you ever been in love?

not yet

have u ever wet the bed?

Yes

have you ever flown on a 777?

i'm 30 short...

have you ever driven a car?

no.
have you ever been abroad?

Yes!

Have you ever walked into a bathroom of the opposite sex?

uhuh.

Have you ever eaten plastic fruit?

no and dont plan 2

have u ever got drunk?

no. have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite sex

The following: Girls, guitars, and cars.

no

Have you ever masturbated.

yes (all the time)

have u ever seen a monkey in person?

btw, yes

yes. have you ever been on TV?

No.

Have you ever acted in any movie or TV show, even if it was just as an extra?

Yes,


Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

no

have you ever had sex?

yes
have you ever done drugs of any kind (noot including alcohol,caffine,tobacco and prescribed drugs)?

yes

have u ever smelled ur own farts

yes. have you ever eaten a vindaloo?

no?

have u ever tasted ur own urine?

no
have you ever had a past life

yes
have you ever created a clone organism of all the species of the world and fused them together to destroy kmc?

umm, no (not yet)

Havey ou ever sworn to your parents

Yes I f***ing have!

Have you ever been naked in the wrong place at the wrong time?

no

have you ever got slapped by a girl?

ya

did u evar steal somethin other than some whimpy chocolate bar

yes

have you ever pissed in your pants?

yes.

have you ever been tried to be picked up by a member of the same sex

No

Have you ever beat up somebody older than you?

no

have u ever had to crap so bad it felt liek u were having a baby?

Actually yes, I used to do it all the time , til I was about 18 months old!

yes. have you ever used a real samurai sword

Yes
have you ever played a naughty game?naughty

Yes

Have you ever used brass knucks?

no

have u ever kissed some1 who you thought was "ugly"?

no

have you ever died?

yes

Have you ever gone in McDonalds, used the toilet, then left without buying anything.........evil huh??!!

yes.

have you ever watched a movie in a foreign language without subtitles

yes
have you ever been bashed

yes

have u ever put gargabge or wrote on the back of the unsuspecting person sitting in front of u?

yes.

have you ever gone to see proffesional wrestling live?

no

have you ever eaten 3 pounds of swiss cheese then decided you didn't like so you thew all of it up and it took 5 hours for u to barf all the cheese out...once you were done you decided to climb up a mountain where trees were the colored blue...so you fell off the mountain and broke your face

no

have u ever belived in

nope!

Have you ever gone into town, got two BJ's, then, when you get home, given your mate one?

No

Have you ever belived in animals_bunny2

no

have u ever decided that you were a zombie with 888395u3923053805830 legs.?

no, and "u" is not a #

have u ever sniffed a dogs butt?

no.

have you ever been fired from a job?

No

have you ever hit an adult?

no

have u ever decided that sweetnsour was wrong and U is a number?

yes

have u ever spent over 100 dollars on a pair of shoes?

actually, yes.

Have you ever posted in this thread and actually answered the previous question or, like myself, do you trust in chance?

yes.

have you ever watched porn??

yes, too much for my own good

have u ever been in a porn?

absolutely not

Have you ever boffed a sheep?

no.

have you ever practiced your swordfighting skills with a lightsaber?

oh yes

have you ever tried to blow youself?

yes, a fake light saver (broom stick)/ no i dont have a penis

have u ever thought about doing ya thing with the teacher?

yep...

have you ever worn spock ears

yup.

have ou ever flown a plane

Nope

have you ever been in a gang?

yes (mafia, aka the KMC CREW (will happen soon))


have u ever shot your leg with a weapon.

actually yes

Have you ever had a piercing apart from ears? (and where!)

nope.
have you ever handled a gun?

/\ about the gang post

no
have you ever been set on fire?

yeh.

have you ever thought about commiting suicide?



oh it will too.

yes. have you ever slept outside for the night

yes
hav you ever been kidnapped?

yes, tongue (no never been kidnapped)

have u ever bytch slapped somebody for no reason?

no.

have you ever broke a mirror

no

Have you ever had that dream where you try to run but you can't and you keep falling down and it's such an effort to get back up again.......

yes

have you ever endulged in bum love?

no
have you ever have someone who tried to kill you?

yes

have u ever hit an animal?

no way bum lover!!

have you ever been mean to an old person?

yes.

have you ever licked a smelly scrotum

yes and the old bag and i got into a huge argument

have u ever gotten skid marks?

skid marks= lines of poo in ur underwear that are a sign of ur inabbility to properly wipe

That post was for the other one
sorry you posted before me

no, not a smelly one.

Have you ever walked down Canal Street in skimpy shorts?

no
have you ever done anything embassing in front of a thousnd people

Once

Have u ever got caught playing with urself

No (i am living just a couple of streets away from canal streets at uni in manchester)

Have you ever sucked off a donkey?

Thank you Sweet for that very graphic definition!

yes (by my mom)

have u ever spent a lot of cash on a person u liked just to impress them?

/\ Canal Street (gay haven).
Take away the 1st letter of each word, it becomes Anal Treet!!!

Yes dammit, just as the milky fountain sprang forth!
(I was 14 and horny as hell)

was your post in response to the donkey question or the masturbation one???

no.

have you ever used a dildo?

the temptation is always there, but no!

have you ever been sick in a strangers handbag?

lololol... the mastubation one... im not into barnyard animals...any more lol

ive never used a dildo.

have u ever farted and blamed it on some1 else?

Heck no

Have you ever farted in font of your girlfreind?

I meant heck no for that post.

have u ever been pantsed in gym class?

No
Have you ever stalked your ex-girlfriend\boyfriend?

a little bit lol... just called him too much

have u ever had a one night stand?

no, have u ever thrown up on ure bf/gf

Nope! Nearly though...

have u ever found a bug in your food?

no, have u ever been pushed into a pool fully clothed

Yes
Have you ever seen a movie more than 10 times?

yes, have u ever played chicken with a train

heeellll noooo

have u ever stunk up the bathroom at ur boyfriend/girlfriends house and then blamed it on thier senile old gradma?

Oh gawd no!
Have you ever eaten stale food?

no way, just my friends house, but i admitted to it cuz i farted right after that

yeah

have u ever eaten food that fell on the floor?

yep. th'owd bat!

have you ever had sex on public transport (bus/train/taxi/plane)?

Nope but it would be cool.

Have you ever threw up at school?

Yea In the 3rd grade
Have you ever cut school?

oh yeah. way too many times

have u ever had a crush on anna nicole smith?

Na, She is really annoying
Have you ever snuck into a movie theatre?

no, have u ever wet yourself in public

no
have you ever stolen candy from the counter in convenience stores and such?

no, have u ever put a tissue box on your head and called ureself tissue box man

yeah

have u ever plagerized?

yes i have
have you ever eaten bacon

yes i have have u ever counted how manytimes u can flick things across your lunch table

yes
have you ever been compared to a leprechaun?

yes have u ever broken a window

yes
have you ever ... been called ... smart ?

Many times

Have you ever been banned?

no
have you ever been banned ?

no

have u ever won a spelling bee?

yes, have u ever driven illegally

yes ( who hasnt
have you ?

yes cost me my permit and my licence till im 21...2 more yrs to go....

have u ever had diarriah in skool

not yet ...

have you ever gone a week without KMC ?

no, is that bad...

have u ever given somebody a piece of food or a drink after u sneezed/coughed in it?

no

but i hawked a lugy in it

umm no qeustion for me to answer ill come back

ill ask one though ever been caughte with ur pants down when u had shrinkage

no2

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

no but i say that to all my viticims I just like the way it sounds

Have u got hit in the junk so hard u cried

greetings, fellow Batman fan!

Sort of, there were a couple times, but I never cried, it just hurt like muthaf**ker

Have you ever been bashed by another member?

uhh that i can remember
have you ?

yes

have u ever came on the computer to do homework but went to KMC and forgot to do the homework

and MY GOD I luv batman Im the biggest fan I used to dress up like the joker all the time as a kid with a purple jacket make up and everything I still love batman movies but only Batman with the joker and Mike Keaton and batman with penguin and cat women the others suck

yes

have you ever was supposed to do H/W and looked at porn

of course i have

yes of course

have u ever ran naked ouside and people saw u

Ah, a kindred spirit! Batman Forever & Batman and Robin are horrible, I agree. The Joker was awesome!

EDIT: ^^No

Have you ever thought about killing someone?

Ur a good man Lord Soth Joker kicks ass they couldnt have gotten a better guy to do that role which was Jack of course

No!

Have you ever smoked cigaretts?

Nope, and never will

Have you ever bashed another member?

yes

will you do any drug of some sort ?