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Remember, it COULD be worse...

You're a Siamese Twin...

Your brother, attached at the shoulder, is gay...

You are not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one Ass.

hmmm...

that would be interesting

i'll never feel sorry for myself again

Free and live porn.

oh my...interesting