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I've tried and tried.
My damn teacher (at school) has been such a !%#*#&#!$$

I've gotten 1 referal and 1 detention from her. That's not me.
I just got a C from her, when I can prove I have a 83.7% In the class. ( A "B" where i live)...

The first report card she gave me A "B".

"oh, i forgot he turned in that assignment"
says she after bieng interriogated by the principal.

She's made Several BAD comments to the entire class:

"Hey, Doug, wanna come to my Nazi meeting?"
"Shut the **** up, Tyler"
"Oh, so you're a Jew then?"
"That was a bullshit answer, Eric"

I'm about to kill her...

Or i can just get outta the class

When all else fails, what should I do?

HELP.

If you're in high school...switch to another teacher

Thanks.

I think I'll switch to another elective.

Murder her.

Problem solved.

Believe me when I say I know what you are going through.My math teacher does the same thing.Giving me dentions for no reason and sometimes accusing me for stuff I did not do.
Why because Versonica (a girl a my school) acts so sweet infront of the teachers but in real life she is the devil himself!)
Don't worry about your teacher maybe you can change her or his mind.I wish you the best of luck.In the world of teachers you can't never win!JM

Can you do the deed for me?

Preach teh truth, sister.

No, be a man and kill your teacher, it's something we all have to do at some point in our lives.

lol.

Advocating the guy murders his teacher to solve his issue is simply not funny or clever. He could end up in jail or worse. I expect more from you BF. Shameful.

What he needs to do is PAY someone to murder her and make sure he has a good alibi.

seriously, how old are you?

Yeah, but there are few things more joyous then personally murdering someone who you hate. Sure, hiring someone to do it would be safer, but it wouldn't be nearly as satisfying.

I think life in prison is a small price to pay to see the agony of pain on the face of a person you hate first hand, caused by you directly.

you could rip out her floapian tubes and scrangle her with them lol

I think Euripides had the best idea about revenge when he wrote his version of Medea.

The real, most satisying revenge when you get away with it. (at any cost)

Sure, now if he can kill her himself, AND get away with it, that is the best.

You can go to all the trouble of getting something translated into exact binary code for your sig, but are happy to post a sentence such as the above post.

Thanks: You have just given me a new method of defining "moronic" - I owe you one.

hey Doug, slip some rat poison in her pill bottle.

i'll do it on monday!

When all else fails, repairman jack.
He'll know what to do.

Right.......

"Hey, Doug, wanna come to my Nazi meeting?"
"Shut the **** up, Tyler"
"Oh, so you're a Jew then?"
"That was a bullshit answer, Eric"
Your teacher said this?

YES.

That's not all. I know teacher's everywhere say this kinda stuff...


....but.....

SHE MEANT IT.

silver_tears, she's 14.

You could just change classes... what elective does she teach?

report her to the school board.

If war is declared on you, declare war back.

I've done that...


OOO

Update:

"i lost your paper with the other classes' papers, you have an A in the class."

... i'm so outta this class.

she teaches gifted.

All of your suggestions, except murder, i have tried.

I'm gonna have computers or somthing..im already in foreign language.

She sounds like my maths teacher... he's such a f***ing jerk. He always picks on this girl in my class who is bad at maths. She told the year advisor and he got a warning, though.

she teaches "gifted"? do you mean what i think you mean when you say gifted?






by the way i meant mentally retarded.

Lol. Well, that's what happens in life, ******* jerks grow up and become ******* jerk teachers.

Gifetd in our school is like advanced reading-literature...u learn like anything that the teacher thinks is most boring for the job.

so ur saying ur in an Advance class?

doesn't seem like it

that was the second thing on my mind, honestly. i just said mentally retarded 'cause i work in a mental institution and they also call them gifted for some reason.

Im in 3 honors classes, 2 advanced, and 1 normal Geography class.

You're funny.

So am I.

lets get back to giving me help...


OK, and no sarcastic comments after this post.

you are a genius!

I thought you might say that. Thanks.

Lol, he is. Anyway, what's your teacher look like.

Hmmm...

A humanized.... DEMON.

u miss the sarcasm again?

What sarcasm?

http://www.wickedjester.com/sarcasm.gif

u kidding right?

fish.

congratulatoins

What??

Before you look at this, know i am a Bush fan. hehe.

how can u be a fan of a President?

http://www.antiquesales.com.au/images/'Universal'%20Brass%20Fan.jpg

Dunno.