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....do I make a sound?

only if ur a good little moose and drink all ur cola

yes, you make a sound of smashed moose

MEAL TIME!!!!

That depends on how the tree hits you, but i suppose there would be noone there to hear it anyway, so you would die........sad, but true

free meal

I'm not talking a grazing blow...I'm talking Califirnia Redwoods smashing down on me...

moose mush...


yeah...it would make a sound

i would think you would make some kind of moose noise

That's another thing....what the hell kind of noise DO moose make?

Hey...2 threads in one. I'm efficient.

Then there would definately be no sound. I dont evven think theyd find a trace of you, your antlers would be crushed in to powder.

i got right answer, but it got ignored schmoll
typical.

Smashed moose? But Clover, what does that sound like??

i don't know.
you asked what sound would it make. not how would that sound like

I think I am going to move to the city.

...........WHEN A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST .. DO U HEAR IT DO U CARE......WHEN A TREE FALLS.. IN THE FOREST ...DO WE HEAR IT DO WE CARE
DO WE CARRRRRRRRRRREEE
THE TREES ARE FALLING THEY'RE FALLING....THEY'RE FALLING FAST
DO WE CARRRRRREEE
HOW LONG DO WE THIINK THAT THIS CAN LAST
DO WE CARRRRRREE
WE NEED THE RAINFOREST NOW TO LIVE
DO WE CARRRRRRRRRRRRE
HOW LONG DO WE THINK THE EARTH CAN GIVE
DO WE CARRRRRRRE
........WHEN A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST .. DO WE HEAR IT ..DO WE CARE ..........WHEN A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST.....DO WE HEAR IT DO WE CARE?- A SONG

And the mind boggles crazy

Honey, if a tree fell on you in a forest you wouldn't die alone, I'd feel your misery and be straight there to tend to you hug

if a tree fell on you moosey, you would look up and realize its Kerry.

Oh God...that is both sweet and sickening. I LOVE IT!

yes! so little wolflet can save u cry

she's not quite THAT big, but all the same, she can fall on me ANYTIME.

Why do you keep changing your name? You're confusing the hell out of me. I start to know you, then you come in with Sartsparilla, and now this, and I have to start ALL over again.

Hi, I'm Moose.

But wouldn't he hear himself, if he made a noise?

Darth Prefect is Sarsaparilla?? Once again crazy

There are too many Darths.

I kept getting made fun of!! i had to change it.

no no no. you totally mixed up the question!

the REAL thing is: if a tree falls and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound??

how about: If a tree falls on Donald Trump, does him and his Godforsaken hair die?

clap

Yes, I know. This is an ofshoot of that question.

sometimes I wonder why I bother.

Is his hair...alive?

i hope not!

Pratchett, baby. clap

k

hysterical

I cannot believe people are questioning Scott's humour

Oh there's a sound alright naughty

hi

there would be knashing and grinding of teeth!

If a tree fell on CM in the woods would he make a sound?
Probably but you wouldnt be able to hear it for all the laughter of everyone watching...

hehehehehe

ummm do i know you?

If the tree was actualy Sy dressed up like a tree that fell on you...........ummm what time does the tree that ends up bein Kerry fall on you? And is there anyone there or is this a private thing you and Kerry have cooked up? Are you ok Moose? I mean if a tree fell on me i would be sooooo bruised. And what about Kerry you cant forget her. There are so many angles to look at this. What if it is not you who the tree falls on? What if it is Mizz Poe pretending to be you? Yanno my pretend horse buttertoast hangs around Mizz Poe alot. OMG!!!!! What if it is buttertoast who the tree falls on? Who will I talk to then if i cant talk to myself? And why does a tree have to fall why cant it be a skunk? Skunks fall all the time. Or maybe a moose, well not a moose i mean a mouse. What if a mouse fell on you?

Havent you seen Star Trek? His hair is a tribble.

Nah you just die and then I can have moose for supper

The tree would make a sound, because you'd be there to hear it, but I dont think you would make a sound.

Nasty. Just plain nasty.

But if you do eat me, I suggest a nice amaretto sauce with broasted potatoes on the side. I hear it's heavenly.

Well to be honest yes you would make a sound! A very quick one!

Well if you die then why leave you there to rot. Oh and Ill have the potatos and whatever the sauce you mentioned as well.

I suppose you're right.

Something like ouch *dies*

Naw I'd use my force powers to deflect it the way Yoda did with the pillar over Anakin and Obi-Wan in Attack of the Clones.

Cant have our favorite antler head dying now can we?

*sigh* My hero...I lover you.

Canadian Moose, can I put your head on the wall by my fireplace if you die?

Backatcha moosie buddy hug

ye something like that

wow

that was harsh

Yay, moose for supper

you wouldn't make a sound but i would. it would sound like""gee thats gotta suck."

yawn

Are we keeping you up?

yeah moose is such the gentleman. he will even let you sleep at his place. are you a heavy sleeper?

toot Wake up, darling!

Bumping the OTF version of the GDF serious thread.

I would assume so. Unless you're a mute

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Bumping the OTF version of the GDF serious thread.

What's up with you creating threads before I joined?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's up with you creating threads before I joined? Just let it go, he didn't know....

Originally posted by Strangelove
I would assume so. Unless you're a mute
Don't assume anything.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's up with you creating threads before I joined?

I was stupid and naive....I didn't know.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's up with you creating threads before I joined?

It's not what he did before you. Its what he does with you.


























































And how he does it.ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Just let it go, he didn't know....

But...but..I guess you are right. But I still feel so empty.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It's not what he did before you. Its what he does with you.


























































And how he does it.ermm Where he does it matters a little too ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
But...but..I guess you are right. But I still feel so empty.

You should let him fill you......... emotionally.lookaround

Originally posted by Strangelove
Where he does it matters a little too ermm

I assumed all over.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You should let him fill you......... emotionally.lookaround



I assumed all over.ermm

Oh he does ...he does ... wait. You said emotionally? I was talking about sex. Sorry.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I assumed all over.ermm Oh, you're right. My mistake ermm

hmm A thread on a tree falling on me and whether I make noise or not turns into Bardock and I in homosexual encounters........wow....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh he does ...he does ... wait. You said emotionally? I was talking about sex. Sorry.

Emotionally = sex.ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Oh, you're right. My mistake ermm

Its okay. It was an honest mistake. Next time I'll clarify.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hmm A thread on a tree falling on me and whether I make noise or not turns into Bardock and I in homosexual encounters........wow....

Don't all your threads at some point?

Originally posted by LethalFemme


Don't all your threads at some point?

I guess..but not usually until the 12th or 13th page. Him and I must be getting gayer.

What about this: If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one hear it, does it still make a sound? ermm

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
What about this: If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one hear it, does it still make a sound? ermm


mhm Take it to the GDF...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I guess..but not usually until the 12th or 13th page. Him and I must be getting gayer.

Or Bardock is.hmm

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
What about this: If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one hear it, does it still make a sound? ermm

Thats the dumbest question I've ever heard.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
What about this: If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one hear it, does it still make a sound? ermm hmm Interestingly enough, I do not care

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or Bardock is.hmm


He's just a confused boy. Half the time, he wants to be gay, and the other half, he wants to **** other men. srug

Originally posted by Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
mhm Take it to the GDF... Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats the dumbest question I've ever heard. hmm Interestingly enough, I do not care
Everyone's against me. weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's just a confused boy. Half the time, he wants to be gay, and the other half, he wants to **** other men. srug

Wait..wait. Other men? Wouldn't that would mean he's considered one?shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wait..wait. Other men? Wouldn't that would mean he's considered one?shock

In the same sense that Michael Jackson is technically black.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's just a confused boy. Half the time, he wants to be gay, and the other half, he wants to **** other men. srug Scientists agree that those two conditions are different

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
In the same sense that Michael Jackson is technically black.

Oooh I get you. You're saying a + b =f.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oooh I get you. You're saying a + b =f.
You guys are too smart for me. ermmcry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oooh I get you. You're saying a + b =f.

No, I'm saying that Bardock is really really really homosexually deranged.. shrug What about that didn't you get?

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You guys are too smart for me. ermmcry

You'll learn.petpet

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, I'm saying that Bardock is really really really homosexually deranged.. shrug What about that didn't you get?

Ooh ooh.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You'll learn.petpet
I don't get that sentence. ermmcry

Just kidding.

No, I am into girls. Girly girls. With ****. And ass. And stuff. I'm a chauvinist too. Woman are only there to cooke me dinner and give me blowjobs. No guys for me..nope.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, I am into girls. Girly girls. With ****. And ass. And stuff. I'm a chauvinist too. Woman are only there to cooke me dinner and give me blowjobs. No guys for me..nope.

Hi honey!!! happyermlove

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hi honey!!! happyermlove
nonelove

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, I am into girls. Girly girls. With ****. And ass. And stuff. I'm a chauvinist too. Woman are only there to cooke me dinner and give me blowjobs. No guys for me..nope.

It's okay you don't have to try to be something you're not.petpet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It's okay you don't have to try to be something you're not.petpet
Okay, that's it..get a bed and lose those clothes, I prove it to you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay, that's it..get a bed and lose those clothes, I prove it to you.

clap He will too. He's so dominant...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
clap He will too. He's so dominant...

And all just for you

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
clap He will too. He's so dominant...

Originally posted by Bardock42
And all just for you

*Wow those bitches are GAAAAAAAAAAAAY*ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Wow those bitches are GAAAAAAAAAAAAY*ermm But they're sooo cute together

Originally posted by Strangelove
But they're sooo cute together

True.blushing

Originally posted by Bardock42
And all just for you

Lets run off...you can have that operation, and we can live on the coast of France.....together....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Lets run off...you can have that operation, and we can live on the coast of France.....together....

Sick...but lovely. Lets go.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sick...but lovely. Lets go.

Ok, but, promise me this time that you'll let them FINISH the operation. That last time when you came back was just traumatizing....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, but, promise me this time that you'll let them FINISH the operation. That last time when you came back was just traumatizing....

I am sorry. I just...just wasn't ready yet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am sorry. I just...just wasn't ready yet.

I know Gunther....I know. But when you got in the shower that morning.....it was really freaky......like....a sausage that had been in a blender......it was wrong.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know Gunther....I know. But when you got in the shower that morning.....it was really freaky......like....a sausage that had been in a blender......it was wrong.

What are we to say what is wrong?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What are we to say what is wrong?

I am saying THAT WAS WRONG. It was like someone was using a mutilated sausage as bait for a trout.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I am saying THAT WAS WRONG. It was like someone was using a mutilated sausage as bait for a trout.

I don't like you anymore.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't like you anymore.

Yes you do.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes you do.

You are not easy to quit.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are not easy to quit.

Damn you.....DAMN YOU for being so amazing....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Damn you.....DAMN YOU for being so amazing....

I ...am sorry?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I ...am sorry?

No...don't be sorry......just be you.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No...don't be sorry......just be you.....

I can't.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I can't.

Then be somebody else....just tell me who it is.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Then be somebody else....just tell me who it is.

Batman?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Batman?

No....not Batman. Someone better.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No....not Batman. Someone better.

BLASPHEMY

You guys are gay.clappinghysterical

Originally posted by Bardock42
BLASPHEMY

I don't know who he is.

He is you

*starts to saw another tree down*

mwahaha

Originally posted by Syren
*starts to saw another tree down*

mwahaha shock

Originally posted by Syren
*starts to saw another tree down*

mwahaha

Cruelty makes you less attractive, hater. mhm