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Inspired by the (frankly stomach turning) couples thread I notice that a lot of people on KMC seem to team up online in what i like to call "deluded and doomed pretend relationships"

Many people are missing out tho as they are single... so...

For the paltry sum of $10 a day I'm prepared to pretend to be someones significant other. (PAYPAL only) I'll create a KMC sock and be the love of your life.

I'll come in all smoochy - I'll have your name and a few heart smileys in my sig file. I'll post foxy pictures of some dumbass in the members picture area and claim its me (male or female - it doesnt matter as we will never meet...)

You know you want it. $10 a day to be the envy of the other sad dateless KMC geeks. PM for more details.

Uumm...Mr.zero...are you okay.....

I think its safe to say "No" ...

Ah Mr Zero ever the dry sense of humour!

Dont be shy baylin..I can see your interested... I can send you our brochure if you like?

this is the greatest thread ive seen all day

I'm a dog I cant read! Um does it have any nice pictures....

Mr.zero...have you read baylins profile by any chances?

See - its that attitude thats keeping you single... "i think you're devastatingly attractive"

That one was on the house.

Yeah hes into Liv Tyler* - i figured I could work with that a little. Thanks for the help.

* Who isnt -?

I'm not single, but thanks anyway!

Heh...where's your brochure?

That would be an interesting thing to see...

It's currently in production.

Antoinette - Make me a brochure and I'll cut you in for %10

oOo awesome...

What's it say?

Antoinette will PM you momentarily.

what for?

listen grasshoper and you will learn

I would like to see some kind of sample\tour before I spend my good money on dating Mr. Zero's sock.

Samples my ass - I got caught that way when i had my phone sex line...

Heh; so I am going to have to trust that you will be a good e-date?

Phone sex? I'm so yours eek
Now where do I sign?

lol phone sex? the heck

And sex? What about sex? Sex in real life or you aint gettin' a penny.

hey im single!

You dont need anyone for phone sex just put your mobile on silent and ring yourself from your land line...

I do that already
I misplace my phone alot bag













But I have an idea, I think I'll start charging people for calling me diva
Call me in the next 10 minutes and it's still free you lucky peoples....

so whats your phone number?

OY! Make your own damn advertisement thread Quit hijacking my customers....

1-900-Ima-sex-bomb

Okay I will sneaky2
Fraid of a little competition I take diva

You bad

hmmm dosent seem to work for some odd reason lol

How flattering to know that you think that "Sex! SEX! Sex in real life!!" with me is worth a whopping whole $10.

Your a naughty naughty girl. Go to my room this instant!

I'm on my way droolio

oh oh oh can you take advantage of me?

Well i would hope that youd do it for free with me - but you're the one soliciting yourself here, and im taking the advantage of your great offer.

But in reality, Mr Z, sex with you would be priceless.

yep he should instead of paying $10

runs to pm box

I'm not really single currently but may be interested in this, however $10 a day is a little steep.