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anyone got any good comebacks?

Return!

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You asked for comebacks well to return is to comeback!

comebacks to what?

Ohh....Baylin

PA- like when people make fun of you!

Running out of comebacks while getting abused at school, so you come to KMC to find some new materal, eh?

Well then it depends what they make fun of you for.....

I know a lame one. I know what you are but what am I?It is lame but not alot of people answear to it.JM

There is one that my friend uses, mainly because there is no reply to it...so when someone says something to you, you just reply with 'yeah and ur not real'

well wot is someone supposed to say to that?

They don't answer because they realize that you are a RETARD if you use that line... and making fun of retards isn't funny.

thats a classic.

I also like to use "if you say one more word to me i'm going to come round to your house in the dead of night and kill your pets by hardcore pound ****ing them..."

Guaranteed to raise a smile and defuse a situation.

say japan four and point to the ground...

well a i remember one in particular

''your mum'''

Gosh that was a classic

I like this one. why dont you take a stick bend down and shove it up where the sun dont shinetake a left at ***** and a right at hore till that stick comes out of you mouth thus preventing any type of shitt from spewing from your lips.


hows that one besides long?

remind me never to piss rogue938 off.

I would *uck someone up if they said somethin like that to me irl.

Really? Wow you must be pretty tough then - I'm afraid of you and hope I didnt offend you.

Also partially aroused. Not fully hard but well on the way...

hysterical

take good notes, 'cause zero's doing a demo...

If someone is making fun of you, tell them they are the product of a rape. That usually shuts them up and leaves a stunned look on their face.

My friends and I branched out last year:

"Your mom!... On Mother's Day! OH!"

Bill Hicks was a master of the comeback. Once he was making fun of fundamentalist Christians and these big guys came up to him after the show and said threateningly: "Hey! Buddy! We're Christians, and we don't like what you've been saying."

Bill's comeback? "So forgive me."

Later, when he was hanging from the tree...

most unoriginal comeback.

"..but you're gay."

searching for care.............sorry care not found.

Sorry to sound cold, mean or cruel, but I am, so that's the way it comes out.

Personally, I like the "your mother" ones best. Oldies, but goodies. Like, your mother just phoned, she said she's horny, she wants to know what time you'll be back home tonight.