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No it's not a baby chicken



That's right you lucky people, who wants to hire me to be your gf?
Order now while I have a special going on, the first 10 minutes free after that it'll be $19.95 per minute.....

Step right up, and let's all just forget about Mr. Zero





*I'm not actually for sale, unless you have millions, and or give me diamonds.....

i have diamond mines... does that count?

hmmm 20 bucks a minute eh? that like one of those party hot lines lol

when can I drop by?

This is a great deal!!

Damn! I've already wasted my money on a Video Game.

drop by? baby, i'll pick you up in my invisible jet sooperneo

Hmmph, the door is that way sneaky2
















I'm kidding, I lover you really cry

lol WD but its halo2!

your cape turns me on

*hands over credit card*

It's empty and out of practice can you help?

it's undeniable. the cape has the utmost level of swankiness sooperneo swank

Thank you come again droolio
*latches onto your arm*

Yeah but your not a dog though and Sils has soft spot for cute animules!

Specially the hedgehogs

yeah me too right before they hit the bumper

the cape is till undeniable.









































ooh, look... a puppy puppy

*gets confused* where to go now

you can go in my pants!

That'll be 1000456000 dollars please

Your loyal hound goes where ever you go, just dont shut me out of the room too often...

lol how bout......... a dollar

Grrrr you dare to insult my mistress!

I hate you.

Same to you winkiss

Someone can't take the competition mistress!

Yeah well the difference is that little miss bandwaggon jumper here had to put a disclaimer up on HER posts about it not being serious...

Whereas I'll do anything for $10. I'm so cheap. yay!

Someone's just a man whore winkiss
They have you for a dime a dozen on the inner city streets!

I l;ike your avatar, but chances are you're some 40 year old psychotic guy who still lives with his mom and works at a broke down sub-way station, so I'll say nothing

Brilliant as always hug

I'm 100 percent female I assure you

Oh you used to be all nicey-nice but the moment we are in competition the real you steps up...

Good thing I have tough skin or I'd be crying a lot more than I am.....

I tell it like it is baby cakes

Anything eh?! anything?!?!

OMFG, you could totally clean our kitchen. Although we are 4 girls sharing a house, when we all get in a bad mood we dont always wash up as we cook, and sometimes we....well you'll see when you start cleaning!!

yey!! houseservice for $10 - thats cheaper than chinese!!

Nice one lil b!

WTF is going on?

i'll give $10

copy off mr zero

Damn I feel like a cheapskate complaining about Mr Zero being expensive at $10 per day now.

you can have me for free

I'll hire you irenen

Can I have a free Irene?

That hurt yesterday and - yep - still hurts today.

I already own an Irene but two could be good naughty

Irene, I'll let you be my girlfriend for free naughty droolio

what an honour droolio

was I talking to YOU? diva

was I talking about myself?

I just made a random statement about what you said, but not to YOU schmoll

go swallow a doorknob already

would that make you happy?

no schmoll

I wasn't gonna do it anyway

like I care schmoll

I'll give you 5 bucks for 9 hours.

I'll have two please!

ME?

to symbolise her ownership, liv has now changed her sig and avatar to match mine

queen yeah baby



















MY ownership right?

you know what I mean

Spencella and Livvy!!

your avatars are making me think i have a PM. Then i click the main index and i dont have one! Its making me exit the thread when i dont wanna!

cucumber droolio

cry Im sorry Millaness

cry damnit!

flirt2 will it make you happy if I change it?

OMG its that hilarious smilie Sam uses!!

Nah, its cool, its making me FEEL...poular. flirt1

You should use v2

oooh droolio

cry liv, how could you?

thats because you ARE flirt2

Oh great, they're not synchronized when flashing, so its majorly annoying.

aw come on, its way cooler

Ok, they're doing it at the same time now - its annoying, but sagnificantly less.

we can harass the gents flirt1

you, yes iheartyou
liv can come too diva

Oh you know you're my number one darling naughty

can i bring my Irene?

I don't like competition, so no diva

how about i leave her at home?

Sexellent flirt1

mind if i bring some play toys? whip2

Who says I haven't any? naughty

Arent we doing that anyway whip2flirt1

Raz, we'll stalk you.

Do you mind? Leave the key under the welcome mat

omg irene i will hire you droolio

I am chick myself - so ummm you have a brother or something... over 18 preferably?