Sexy barman......He does tricks too!

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lil bitchiness
Ok, so like most people know, one of my rules for my men is that they must not be ignorant or ''thick'' as Tessa calls them - however sometimes, just sometimes, animal instincts take over and all that crap is outta window.

You know what i have released is sexy - professional barmen. You know those that throw the glasses around and spin the bottles and throw them around then catch them and shake those thingies for the cocktails - oh yes. Professional ones kick major arse.

A good night would be if a hunky barman asked you if youd like 'Sex on the Beach'
A REALLY GOOD night would be if he wasnt talking about the drink. Yeah baby.

Ok, so shit aside, its good to look great, and have that New Zeland accent thats so mind blowing, but what happens when you have a shittiest name EVER?

Oh yes, ive met the SEX of my life but it all came tumbling down when he told me his name - it was....

Are you ready for this...??


His name was....

Dingo.

Thats right, Dingo.

What in the bloody hell?!?! Dingo? WTF?

NOOOO. Nahuh. Not even 'hump and dump' would work on this. No way Jose!

''Hey, guess what i did last week, i was with someone called Dingo''

I couldnt live with myself if that happened...not ever...Id probably cry myself to sleep every night if that happened.

Damn...perfectly good ass and bartending talent and New Zeland accent, all wased....when you're called....Dingo.

silver_tears
Pretend it's matt and have some fun! naughty

lil bitchiness
I was totally thinking of just pretenidn his name was Matthew laugh1

silver_tears
sexellent flirt1

Mr Zero
Threads we will regret making in the morning #1.

Darth Prefect
Just roleplay and make him act like me.

Wait thats a faster turn-off than "Dingo"...nevermind. no expression

lil bitchiness
Shhhh, in the morning this will be 10 pages back.

Dr. Strangelove
This feels like a Sex and the City moment...Not that I watch Sex and the City mind you... shifty

Baylin
laughing out loud The morning after thread night before.... sick

BadKitty
you could just nick name him 'slave' wink

BlackC@t
Yeah! I have a New Zealand accent! rock

Have my 23 year-old brother, he's from New Zealand, a model, and his name's Sam.

P.S: You sure he's from NZ? if he's name's Dingo he's probably from Austrailia.

Canadian Moose
No no...it will be right here, page one, at the top.

You and Dingo.

Dingo ate my Milla! DINGO ATE MY MILLA!


*cough*

Corran
does he do tricks or turn tricks? confused

Daedalus
laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
Argh!! Did you HAVE to bump this!!?!?!

Im still bummed out his name is Dingo. GODAMNIT!

lil bitchiness
And how dirty does that sound!! eek!

Corran
especially the coughing on the furrball wink

lil bitchiness
Yep, he said New Zeland.

Canadian Moose
It's probably a fake accent...his real name is Bert, from Rhode Island.

lil bitchiness
Ahahaha!!

Nice.

Canadian Moose
I work in a bar. I do tricks. My name is not dingo though.

lil bitchiness
Please stop saying it. Dingo - its....giving me a headache (or maye its my hungoverness...)

Can you do the tricks and the bottle spinning and the coctail making?!

Canadian Moose
Ok Ok...so, how hot was RINGO? I mean...are we talking....you walked in and said "BINGO! He's the one!" Did he use authentic New Zealand LINGO?

Ok..I'll stop.

I can. Although, I get in trouble for that, being a bouncer and all. But yes, SOME of the things I can do. I'm not Coyote Ugly or nuthin though.

lil bitchiness
That was funny because it was sooo cheezy. Nice.

This place where i was its sort o a posh bar, all their staf do the bottle spinning and the coctail making.

Dingo did me the ''Italian Job'' - and he was throwing stuff around, shaking the ice in that thingy they shake ice in, throwing the glass around - he made it super quickly too.

Canadian Moose
The Italian Job...nice. I can see why he's so hot.

The bar I work at is a HUGE place. Used to be a theatre. Now, it holds over 1200 people. All of our bartenders and wait staff are beautiful people, but only some do the tricks.

lil bitchiness
He was just generaly really hot. The whole ''bartending talent'' was just a bonus.

I hope you aint one of those mean bouncars - and i hope you wear your kilt often...

Canadian Moose
Sorry hon, I don't wear my kilt while working. Too many problems with it blowing up while I'm escorting people out...and I don't have skivvies underneath. evil face

Samurai Guy
At least you have standards, Milla.

lil bitchiness
Yeah, everyone there just made fun after i told them what his name was. They werent making fun of him, they were making fun of ME.

Joe even made up this story and made a point that i simply MUST NOT date anyone like that by doing a little drama scetch of me telling my parents at the christmas dinner about my ''boyriends'' name.

Samurai Guy
You could have always addressed him by his middle name.

lil bitchiness
I suppose it can always be worse - I could fall madly and apssionately in love with someone called Gaylord.

Samurai Guy
Or a Man named Betty... erm

Canadian Moose
My name is Scott, but I like to go out on Thursdays, I like to go to a local pub in a gawdy dress and insist that everyone call me Miss Fabisher.

Samurai Guy
"Mrs. Nezbit!"

Korri
droolio

Corran
sad You dissin' me?

lil bitchiness
OMG never. I forgot, im so sorry. i know i promiced never to mention your real name on line...

dave123
ninja

Anna85
u are nut!!!!!

Darth Sauron
But ignorance is bliss yes
And my main personality trait yes wink

BackFire
Dingo is the greatest name I've ever heard, you should be ecstatic.

Mr Zero
note note D.I.N.G.O... D.I.N.G.O... D.I.N.G.O... and dingo was his name-Oh! note

Sinalong !

Clovie
blink

lil bitchiness
Oh but i am, when i see him. Then i remember his name...

I mean - Dingo? Seriously though W.T.F?

Darth Sauron
I dont mean to be harsh, but i have to say that his parents must have been drunk when naming him

BackFire
Seriously, it's an awesome name. You could have so much fun with that name.

But seriously, it's just a name, who cares?

shellie
isnt dingo also the name for dog in australia ?

lil bitchiness
Ahahahaha! Thats hilarious.

Although thats kinda arousing - especially with my new found dominatrixy skills.

On your four Dingo!! Now!! whip2

silver_tears
It's a type of dog yes yes

lil bitchiness
Yup, hence the ''he does tricks too'' in the title cool

shellie
you can certainly (as BackFire put it) have fun with that name...big grin

lil bitchiness
Yeah baby.

Some satis****tion!

shellie
laughing

Darth Prefect
Milla should come visit me. Im no fancy barman, but i can do all kinds of spinning tricks with my drumsticks! naughty

lil bitchiness
You're a drummer?!

Im a bass player. Been doin' so for the past 3 and a half years. I love my bass - shes my baby, and her name is Roxy. My Vintage four stringed sexy bass.

Darth Prefect
ive played bass for 4 years, drums for 7, piano for....8 or 9 years, and guitar for 3

i guarantee you anything "Dingo" can do with glasses i can do with a nice pair of Vic Firth 5B's flirt1 i practice...

Darth Prefect
not on myself!! confused

my drumset is named Chester

lil bitchiness
Ok, that made me laugh...

How old are you?

Darth Prefect
Im 15. and im like 186 cm tall. sad im too tall for my age.

Korri
laughing out loud

Darth Prefect
sad i hope youre not laughing at me!

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