Telperaca
These days cigared packet's has all kind of warnings. Also in beer bottle should put following warnings:
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you
-wonder where the hell did you leave your underpants
-believe, that your are whispering, even though your not.
WARNING:
the use of alcohol has a great meaning on the fact the you look idiot when you are dancing
WARNING:
the use of alcohol may make you
-tell your friends how much you care about them
-think that you can sing
-belive that your ex will die if you don't call him/her at four am.
-thinke that you have some amazing Kung Fu-powers leading it to the point that you become beated up
WARNING:
The use of alcohol is the biggest reason on the inexoliciable asfalt-rash at your forehead and knees.
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may cause the delusion that you are tuogher, smarter, faster and better looking than every one else.
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you
-belive,that you are invisible
-think that people are laughing with you
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you
-wonder where the hell did you leave your underpants
-believe, that your are whispering, even though your not.
WARNING:
the use of alcohol has a great meaning on the fact the you look idiot when you are dancing
WARNING:
the use of alcohol may make you
-tell your friends how much you care about them
-think that you can sing
-belive that your ex will die if you don't call him/her at four am.
-thinke that you have some amazing Kung Fu-powers leading it to the point that you become beated up
WARNING:
The use of alcohol is the biggest reason on the inexoliciable asfalt-rash at your forehead and knees.
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may cause the delusion that you are tuogher, smarter, faster and better looking than every one else.
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you
-belive,that you are invisible
-think that people are laughing with you