The use of alcohol can make you...

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Telperaca
These days cigared packet's has all kind of warnings. Also in beer bottle should put following warnings:

WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you

-wonder where the hell did you leave your underpants

-believe, that your are whispering, even though your not.

WARNING:
the use of alcohol has a great meaning on the fact the you look idiot when you are dancing

WARNING:
the use of alcohol may make you

-tell your friends how much you care about them

-think that you can sing

-belive that your ex will die if you don't call him/her at four am.

-thinke that you have some amazing Kung Fu-powers leading it to the point that you become beated up

WARNING:
The use of alcohol is the biggest reason on the inexoliciable asfalt-rash at your forehead and knees.

WARNING:
The use of alcohol may cause the delusion that you are tuogher, smarter, faster and better looking than every one else.

WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you

-belive,that you are invisible

-think that people are laughing with you

Clovie
it can make you happy
and cigarettes as well


sad

naybean
laughing thats half the point in drinking it

Corran
It has it's uses

Samurai Guy
Man, I need a beer.

sim0921
laughing out loud
Thats sick erm

pinsleepe
You could tell me that before! mad

wink

Telperaca
Oh, and by the way:

Inside of every one us lives a little alcoholic...

My scedule.

Telperaca
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make the person you are checking out much better looking than he/she really is. Regrets may be experienced in the morning!

Clovie
it is a totally different different thing.

Imaginary
The use of alcohol may make you believe you can fly... often resulting in some form of injury.

Clovie
it is not the use of it, but over-use
not the same

Telperaca
laughing out loud

Sun Ce
yeah if thats what happendd just because of "using it" i wonder what the world would be like no expression

D-Double
WARNING:
The use of alcohol may cause you to organize an orgy with your bible study group.

Makes church kinda awkward....but interesting.

AvP
i don't drink much

The Tired Hiker
The use of alcohol can make you bitter and sad to the point where you only feel better once you consume more, leading to severe depression, loss of focus, and making an ass out of yourself on KMC. Not that I'd know or anything.

Clovie
interesting observasion

The Tired Hiker
erm

Clovie
i mean... you are right blink

AvP
:/

Bravestone
it can seem to make you happy, but it's not true

Nuke Nixon
Way to dig up this ancient thread, Necromancer.

rudester
Sleepy

rudester
Demonic

Blakemore
KMC is the alcoholic forum! embarrasment

Special guest: Welshy! oh

rudester
As long as there is hot wings with a side of beer

Nuke Nixon
Cheers.

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Blakemore
Originally posted by rudester
As long as there is hot wings with a side of beer Mmmm. smile

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Bravestone
it can seem to make you happy, but it's not true

Oh, it sure can make you happy.

Just temporarily.

Hence why day drinking, daily drinking is the way.

Blakemore
I'm still drinking. I think I've actually gotten worse. hmm

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