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About an hour ago I ate a cigarette. Filter and all.

So...What happened was my friend was sitting there smoking while we were eating at our local 24 hour dining establishment. He got another one out to smoke, and someone asked "are you gonna smoke that?" and he said "No, I'm gonna eat it."

I said "Can I eat one?" He pushed the pack over and said "Go ahead."

Normally, I would just laugh it off, but the waitress who was pouring coffee said "Dip it in water and do it." She was kinda cute, so I did it. I dipped it in water and bit into it, ate it filter and all. She said "I want to see him swallow" so I swallowed some.

Then I ran to the bathroom.

excellent. you are well on your way into manhood.

when I lived in London for a year - I am some black pudding

for us Yanks that is bigs blood and fat and some spices all mixed together...

actually most of the food I ate in engalnd was pure puke

an ethiopian

foie gras

It's good isn't it - we English don't eat all that crap but we persuade silly Americans that me do and they try it all.

And you think that doing this is going to make the waitress go "My hero!!!" and want to have sex with you?

I think it just probably confirmed to her that he is to be avoided.

black pudding

um....i ate some grass once

sour milk

I would say sea food.It is nasty crab and fish it is all nasty to me.That woud have to be the worst thing I ever ate and tryed for that matter.JM

i love seafood droolio

fruits de mer drool

worst thing i ever ate : a 7th grader ....

ok i didnt really eat him...but i was close

Dog food...wet....cat food....wet....dog treats....beggin strips....cat treats...little fishys

dog food is yummy droolio

oh and yellow snow....I WAS LITTLE......ok it was on a dare

....A Bulls....*ahem*

Lobster.. ewww it was ming..

fish soup and iv eaten grass before

caviar

Some sort of seaweed biscuit thing........it was really aweful!

i moldy prune i found at school, it was a dare

anchovieshang

Pussay!

...asparagus

A Tequila worm.