The Clovula.......

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English Moosette
She's having an insecure moment, we here at KMC don't like that sort of thing now do we? So, I'd like you all to give one reason why Clovie should be happy, your main reason for loving her, ok? It shouldn't be too difficult, I love her because she's the sweetest, most genuine chick I have ever had the pleasure of coming across. Love you chica hug

Jedi Priestess
Clovie=very cool chicklette

Raz
Whats wrong with Clovie? confused

Do I have to kill Scott? mad

English Moosette
Mhmm, notice the no 'no' option? That's because it's not possible to dislike her happy

English Moosette
Depends which Scott you are referring to laughing out loud

Raz
I'll kill 'em all mad

Silver Stardust
Clovie, to be very straight to the point, is one of the sweetest people I know. I've only known her a little while but she's definitely one of the nicest people I know.

lil bitchiness
The wrath of Raz is even sexier than my wrath droolio

The Tired Hiker
I've been enjoying hanging out with her on KMC. She is very fun and very original with her humor. I think she will do great things for all of humanity. The Cloves is awesome! I love you, The Cloves, and I mean that as much as a friend can love a friend over the internet wires. You truly light up my life when you are around. yes happy

English Moosette
*pulls you close and whispers*

Don't kill the one with the antlers......

English Moosette
Translation: I love Clovie because she is wonderful.

lil bitchiness
Nope, you miss translated - this is what it actually says -

When Raz is angry, its even sexier then when im angry - and its sexy when im angry - do the math.

Jedi Priestess
Ok moosette I do have a confession...that nickname for Clovie (Clovula) is kinda, well.......you know embarrasment

LiL B eek!

shellie
Clovie is a sweetheart and i love her honestyhappy


and have you all seen those sexy hands of hers...shiftywowzers

English Moosette
Clovula, hmm, I thought it was original stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Sorry, im lost, what does that mean?

Darth Sauron
Clovie rocks rock
She has my respect yes
And im going to hug her stick out tongue

hug

Cheer up clovie, Raz would murder for you, that cant be bad happy

Jedi Priestess
Moosette nevermind the Priestess has a dirty mind at times laughing out loud

Darth Sauron

lil bitchiness
its funny cos i was thinking the same - damn.

Jedi Priestess
LMAO@!!!!!!! good to know Im not the only perv here laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud I am actually lmfao right now...

Its all good, this is so you know in the future - you arent alone in pervyness!

The Tired Hiker
Mankind strives for the Clovula. embarrasment

Clovie
confused i don't understand bag

The Tired Hiker
I don't think you want to. confused Basically, Clovula sounds like ovule, which is the egg thingy that all the little spermeisters try to penetrate to make babies. embarrasment I don't know, ask Syren. no expression

shellie
happy

Darth Sauron
I think clovula was just some different name laughing out loud
I dont think it means anything.

But, it reminded me of dracula, or that weird cartoon vampire duck, remember him?

Mr Zero
Masterful - You might want to consider running a sex-ed class.

In other news: I dig The Clove so much i'm prepared to go public with a smiley on her behalf. eek!

Anna85
Why should I love some1?????? Anyway...

Mr Zero
Count Ovula?

Darth Sauron
laughing
Count Duckula i think. (see what they did there wink )

Anna85
LOL!!!!! Happy Dance

Jedi Priestess
er actually my dirty mind was leaning towards vulva eek!

how bout you Lil B?

on a side note Clovie you are just peachy the way you are sweeite. smile

lil bitchiness
lmfao!! same!!!!!!!!!

Jedi Priestess
damn we are baaaad evil face evil face evil face

Silver Stardust
laughing out loud

Clovie
cry

Aqua
Clovie is officaly(sp?) my hero yes love hug

Jedi Priestess
oh sweetie we arent talking about you, just ignore us wicked women. wink

dave123
She's my daughter's hero cry

Aqua
um dad i hope u know i will kill THs son unless u tell me who my mother is

Silver Stardust
I wub Clovie love hug

dave123
and who is TH's son?

Aqua
Ark ninja

dave123
hmmmm.... no GREAT loss, really stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
You know, I shall be the one to say it - I have no time for those who whine and cry but do not exert themselves to try to actively improve a situation they are unhappy about.

Clovie
coz it was kinda disturbing cry

Aqua
wut about his wife, Shellie?

dave123
your endless bloodbath will get you nowhere... sorry sad

Clovie
nice try hug luv ya kez.

but didn't work.

Jedi Priestess
Yep thats me and LilB=disturbing. yes laughing out loud

Silver Stardust
JP, disturbing? Nah...try traumatizing!

laughing out loud stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
You know it! laughing out loud

whip2flirt

Yuna33
hello.

Raz
Ladies! PG-13! eek!

Yuna33
?What the f**k?

English Moosette
You are unbelievably predictable. Quit trying to live up to your name for just one second honey, she didn't 'whine and cry' about a thing, I noticed she's not quite been herself and thought I would do something to cheer her up. Notice I didn't specifically ask you to say anything to make her smile, I just figured there'd be more than a few members who would make the small effort it takes to say something positive. But thanks all the same Milla, I guess someone had to point out the above for all us losers who don't do the exertion thing when our lives aren't quite as perfect as yours happy

lil bitchiness
I never ever claimed i was nice or that i was a b!tch - i only claimed i was sensible - which, believe it or not - i am.

I am honest - and evidently some peole cannot handle that. I dont need to live up to anyone or anything. Thats it.

My opinion is what it is, if you cant handle it, than that is YOUR problem - There is nothing more loathsome than someone who wallows in self-pity. Very repulsive that is. It's why it's a SOLO ACTIVITY.

English Moosette
Milla, I never once demanded that you have to be nice, I was trying to do something friendly. Like Clo never actually requested this thread, I made it. See my name at the top? Good.

lil bitchiness
I am friendly - but there are some limits of how nice i can be before my niceness stops being.

Jedi Priestess
oh dont give me that stick out tongue

and I am NOT traumatizing Star!

Silver Stardust
Uh huh...sure, JP...stick out tongue

D-Double
She's my friend. geek

...and she's damn sexy... naughty

The Tired Hiker
At least someone seems to think so. You should take your own advice sometimes. If you don't like this thread, don't post. Simple as that. erm

silver_tears
This title sounds dirty embarrasment

RaventheOnly
Well.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Clovie ROCKS eek! big grin

mailedbypostman
Amazing how threads can turn from a dark philosophy session to reasonable spamming. *Sigh* Only in OT.

Silver Stardust
Yeah laughing out loud

silver_tears
I feel violated droolio















and I like it naughty

Silver Stardust
Oooh baby shifty

Baylin
c LOV i E

You can see how much we love Clovie in her name!

D-Double
There's alot of love in this room...

But mine's the biggest... stick out tongue

Clovie's a snow star....

English Moosette
The effort put into that is so totally worth a huge cuddle B hug

Milla, this thread was intended to be a harmless reinforcement of sercurity for a harmless, sweet young lady. I apologise for the fact that it seemed to irk you so much, but really, you expect me to apologise for doing something nice? Generally, my niceness doesn't have limitations. There are few who tend to piss me off, but they are not worth the bother of getting stressed.

m!$hA
one reason why i love clovie?
this is one of the hardest decisions ive ever had to make in my life fear
let me see ... the MAIN reason!?

i guess she's just such a beatiful person, period. shed beautiful outside and she's such a sweety on the inside. she'd never hurt ANYONE, she's way too sweet and gentle. clovie's one of the kindest people you could ever meet hug

shes beautiful on the inside and out kisses
i lover you clovs!

Clovie
thanks guys touched



@Milla . there is ignore option, you know? you can ignore this thread, you can ignore me.

Korri
droolio never!!

Clovie
i'm starting to hate droolio smilie no expression

Korri
cry fine then i know when im not wanted clovish

Paola
"Yes, with all of my heart and soul" love

lil bitchiness
Its not the thread that annoys me its the behaiviour you display around the forum - not just in this thread.

And yes, i know there is an ignore option, but thanks for letting me know.

Korri
laughing out loud Milla i love you

Canadian Moose
Hey there big fella, have I told you how good you look lately? I mean, have you been working out? And your threads man, you are STYLIN'!

I didn't do ANYTHING to her, I SWEAR!

Canadian Moose
*hides behind Kerry*
Yeah!

thanks hon, I owe you.

Canadian Moose
Now, on to the point.

When I came here a few months back, Clovie was one of the first people I met. She even hired me as a bouncer in some bar. She is one of the sweetest, friendliest, and unassuming people I have met.

I LOVE CLOVER! big grin

The Tired Hiker
The Cloves is the best. The hatred spawned in this thread earlier totally lessens my appreciation for a certain forum member. Cloves, you rock. rock Moosette, you are the best!

Korri
big grin

Paola
Clovie: ilu

JaimeMan
what's going on?

The Tired Hiker
We are just trying to have a fun time on Clovie's behalf, but there are some 'stiffly stiffersons' who keep trying to bring us down. smile

Clovie
touched

silver_tears
I think I may love you no expression

Clovie
meaners.

silver_tears
what, that was pure comedic gold hysterical

Clovie
for me not really erm

Clovie
just curious..
who voted for 3rd option? blink

D-Double
Count Ovula......tee hee.... big grin

Hi Clovies...hug

Clovie
hi hug

but i gotta go buhbye

D-Double
cry........bye

Clovie
and back erm

Imaginary
Clovie is speshal happy

hh?
no expression

mailedbypostman
Who is she?

D-Double
She is...................kool. raver

Imaginary
Clovie is... Clovie...

mailedbypostman
Request assistance with identification. Agency cannot be contacted, must retire for the night.

Frosty Beverage
Clovie is posatively Cloverific.

mailedbypostman
Hm..

Clovie
me queen

Paola
eek! *insert-you-know-what smilie here*

Clovie
which one you mean? bag-one?

pinsleepe
Cloooovieeeeee! I love you.

Paola
no2

worship-one

big grin

Clovie
i know, kochanie love

not-inserting stick out tongue

pinsleepe
Another praise - Clovie thread stick out tongue

Clovie
blink and what was the other one?

kofmaster
eek! kill the preps!!! o.o...

pinsleepe
Luke! LUKE! LUUUKEE!!!

Clovie
you wanna die? blink

kofmaster
o.o...u calling me a prep? ME!!!! 0.0...ill burn ye evil face

pinsleepe
Luke? cry

Baylin
and if nothing she's Clovulicious!

kofmaster
0.o arrrrr DARH HA!! 0.0..

Clovie
no...... angel

pinsleepe
no expression

kofmaster
whaaaaaaaaaat? 0.o

Clovie
tx sweetie wink

pinsleepe
What's your problem?

kofmaster
o.o..ha?

D-Double
whistle .....*twittles thumbs*

...ur...uh...um....hi

The Tired Hiker
Hi! one eye

pinsleepe
love

Clovie
laughing

D-Double
Thins in the house........ Happy Dance

kofmaster
blink *sparks lighter* ???

pinsleepe
fear

Clovie
*gets bucket of water* What the f**k?



hi preston wave

hi DD wave

D-Double
Who DD?.....Ohhh..me, me! wink

Hi there, sweetheart.... big grin

Clovie
laughing out loud how r you?

D-Double
I'm good........good-good.

A little tipsy...or slizzered....so yeah...good. wacko

...and yourself, cutie?

Clovie
i'm ok happy, tx

The Tired Hiker
I saw Bridgette Jones Diary 2 today, it was funny. I love Hugh Grant. That guy kills me. blink

Clovie
i saw it on thursday eek!

and i agree, hugh is great drool

D-Double
Is it just me, or is Rene Z. kinda hot when she's.....got a little meat on her.

Damn...That still didn't come out good. blink

Clovie
for me shes not hot at all laughing out loud

The Tired Hiker
No, you are right. There's something about her, she's got some sort of spunk that is attractive. That was soooo funny when she was on shrooms! laughing

Clovie
oh.. geez..
but she;s ugly.

D-Double
Not even a little bit. naughty

TH > Oh, now I gotta see it. big grin

Clovie
rebecca though is bag

The Tired Hiker
She definately is no The Cloves, but still, she is sorta hot. big grin

The Tired Hiker
Yessss! But she was batting for the other team. erm

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