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Yea it is a strange question I ask this becaues today I was drinking soda and by mistake I shallowed the thing that opens the can up.
I am ok must to some of you guys disapointment but that is why I am asking this question.
Also when you are younger you guys can answear that you might had shallowed bugs pennys or whatever.Have fun!JM

shallowed? Its swallowed....

A piece of a pen cap.














waits for the puns, hehehe

Consider the source Joaquin

Is it just me...or is this thread title a little....how shall i say it...wrong??

LMAO!!!! you Perv!!!1

only in OUR heads naughty

You were SOOO thinking it too!!

Oh god, im laughing out loud...

^^ Your 150% right there Jedi.

I was NOT!!! I was SO NOT!

and call me JP, JP.

DENILE, SHE'S IN DENILE, ALL JP'S EITHER THINK THAT, OR LIE!!!

And I fixed the spelling mistake

nevermind... too perverted.

Strangest thing I ever swallowed? Being suckered into reading your posts.....you got nothing better to do than start these idiotic threads? My condolences

I didnt do that? But then Lil very well may have heheheheheh


bilb

oysters!

ya know posting in THIS thread with THAT sig is just asking for it She-Devil

Oh well! I aim to please JP

OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!111111

Which JP? Cause Im not that kind of woman! that I know of

More then one of us now, AHAHAHAHAH!

Yes! we SHALL take over!!!!! oh wait, I dont want to take over I want to be one of the masses

Sheep balls



























































































No seriously, I was at my uncle's house, and he likes to hunt, and apparently likes strange meat too, and well...

I was just playing i had no real comeback! haha!

well leave it to Revan to say something ON topic

I'm so cool

We can CAUSE the take over, AND be two of the masses!!!!!

I have swollowed a spider once.....it was while I was running through the woods.



I have also swollowed a checkers piece....but I threw it up......

Paraffin lamp oil.......Don't blow fire and laugh at the same time.

A piece of paper. I live an unexciting life.

I swallowed magic mushrooms. Several times.

I've swallowed my shows, a bike, a little boy walking down the street, and a drum set...you know the normal stuff.

Did you? Well, good luck, these mm's take a year, but it happens like this.blowup

I tried to swallow my tonge before, but it wouldn't work. I hear you'll choke to death if you do, but I wanted to disprove that theory.

What if you fail?

Then I had a plan. I'd take a pen, pull the ink out and shove it under my tongue and into my throat to breathe through the pen until the ambulance arrived.

good think'n

I'm a smart guy when it comes to doing stupid things!

I have swallowed life! Beat that.

Um, I have swallowed two lives! Hah!

if i told you...it would be edited by a mod .




ooooooooo....i would be "MODified" for the first time.....ohhhhhhhhhhh Milla where are you my sweet ?

whip2flirt1 here, reporting for duty.

I appeal, on behalf of Shellie, to the good nature and kinky sensibility of the moderators.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what this woman has swallowed.

...cuz I gots to know....

omfg.....i call and you came.....damn im good.....

how you doing ?

You know, I'm glad I'm not the only one who found the title of this thread to be totally perverted...

Im stalking you babeh!

Just waitng to strike with my modiness at you - in a seXXXy way of course.

welcome to the club.

Hey, i was called a perv - which i am but still....the title is a little wrong - i even fixed some spelling mistakes to make it look like it was supposed to...

oh but of course.....and you brought the leather ?

i want it to sting

*joins club*

Nothing wrong with having a mind that's slightly in the gutter, m'dear.

Slightly? Im totally in the gutter not just my head

welcome to the club sexy

I always carry my tools around with me - leather, whip, blind folds, some hand cuffs (although they're sorta intimidating)...

You're just ready for everything, aren't you Milla

Believe it

And theres no mercy whip2

*scoots closer* im impressed.....so whats this thread about ? swallowing something ?

Ooh, the wrath of the Queen B!tch...droolio

Beware my wrath - although many people like it as opposed to being afraid of it - but its all good.

This thread is about the strangest things you happen to swollow. but its gotta be PG-13....

i swallowed some sweet .........cream

A spider, all of you have too.

Semen.
Oops I forgot the 'a'.
Seamen is a kind of fish, it tastes funny.

a fly are you out there dr187