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If you could say one thing to Bill Gates, in person, what would it be?

"Thanks a bunch for the swiss cheese software, Billy."

"You're a nerd"

"You f*cked up my computer."

"what the hell are you doing here at my workplace at 5am?"

F*ck you, Windows XP Service Pack 2, and your Xbox, now gimme money f*cker!!!!!!

you look like my neighbor--and shes a woman!!

Wanna play Pong?

Halo 2 pwns your mom like Darth Vader in heat.

"My puppy died and my grandpa has a terminal disease... Can you give me $500,000? There's an ATM machine across the street."

Windows XP rocks ?

NO! He's lying, GOD NO!!!!!!

God:How about a Service Pack 3?

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Gates:Hmmm, sounds incredibly useless, and even worse, deal!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I would ask him for about $100 - thats nothing to him

Hell, a million is nothing to him.

I'd pretend that i had a gun and demand loads of money

"can i move in"

"Can you have my autograph?"

I'd have got a legal document saying something like "i, bill gates hereby give all of my money to "
and then fold it over, and ask for his autosraph on the part that needs to be signed

It needs to be a validated legal document before you do that and as far as i know theyre not allowed to have any folds in them, but good idea none the less! Quite cunning, probably would scare the shite out of him.

"When is Xbox 2 coming out?"

were u born a nerd or did it take effort?

Got this line from family guy!

Billy Gates with a older man flying with jet packs.

"Wow everyone down there looks like a bunch of ants!"

"THey are ants bob they are ants!"Bill Gates.

I love that line.Anyway I would say to bill Gates thanks for the computer Bill and the window picture!You are on heck of a guy!JM