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Be Sarcastic.

Say Something sarcastic about The person above's statement.

I'll Start:

"hh?" is totally cool!

Wow, what an awesome thread. And i just thought about watching another movie - then i saw this thread - now i cant leave.

Oh boy.

I'm having a great time. I don't think i can go eat now.

this thread shall consume every moment of my waking hours.

a hi-jack is in order.

Ok, lets talk about things other than the thread, por favor.

Your spanish is totally awesome, perhaps we can retire in peace now?

Hey mc, do you like your name?

No.

Well, lets talk about manners shall we?

*burp*...

...ok.

i'm gonna change it in a couple of weeks. why?

It makes me giggle.


*giggle.*

Wow did it take up all of your one brain cell to come up with that.

seeing as how this is the sarcasm thread, i have no idea how to react to that.

was that a question.

you should'ave put a question mark after your sentence shouldn't you.

Well, I was being sarcastic.

that was SO totally unexpected. you're so original.

Really? I couldn't tell. You're such a master of subtleties.

was that a question.

you should'ave put a question mark after your sentence shouldn't you.

You as well, my good friend.

Thanks.

well obviously you were influenced by me to create this thread.

and now u will be punished

ethernal damnation

http://www.wickedjester.com/sarcasm.gif

Your power is overwhelming!

eeeep!

I'm incredibly scared. Oh no.

You're a good actor.

REALLY.

OH NO WE ARE DOOMED. IT IS HH? THE BEAST, THE ANTI-FLAG. LEADER OF THE GREEN ARMY!! WE ARE LOST, IT IS THE END OF AN ERA!!



IT TRULY IS THE END OF TIMES!!! REPENT!!!

k.

THIS TRULY IS THE END OF TIMES!!! REPENT!!!!

I have.

It seems to me everyone on KMC loves sarcasm.

*CRY*

ok. what in the hello?
you people are so bad at this that the letters themselves are crying for mercy, begging to be deleted rather that to sit in unusable phrases and unsarcastic remarks.

Nuh uh.

Why don't you get sarcastic.

tears of joy or sadness?? <---- lookie i used a question mark this time so you can inform the grammer police all is right in the world.

-"Hey, grammar police, that guy, you know...with the issue..."

-"Yeah?"

-"Yeah, well, he put a question mark in his sentence."

-"O.K."

Click.

Oh yeah, you are soooo talented. you wouldn't know what sarcastic was if you looked at a piece of paper and read the defination.

OH YOUR SO GOOD AT SARCASM!!! THANK YOU FOR COMPLEMENTING US!!! I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE OCMPLIMENT MY SARCASM!!

At least i can spell.

Wow I was unaware of my recent sex change operation.

So....was I.

That's proberly because thats way to much information for 'that one brain cell' of yours.

OHHHH!so you can use a dictionary. and here i thought all you used it for was to wipe your a-s off. you may have a chane of being a neanderthal yet. *sniffs and clapps hands*

Either you love me so much you're insulting me and bantering with me....

Or you hate me.

And who says i don't wipe my captains' quarters with a dictionary?

so all you do is make fun of other people here?

Almost 50 posts! OH BOY!

no we also watch chicken sex, count how many cheesy puffs there are in a standard size bag while debating whos more gay Ernie or Burt?

Yeah that.

I'm going to play Battlefront Online.

This is the 50th post.

What the hell?

Play halo 2 online it's much better than that garbage...

Im getting Halo 2 for christmas...

I think i'm frozen in shock. Someone just mentioned love and frosty beverage in the same sentence. Or whatever its name is.
dear frosty,
there is such a thing called toliet paper. If you have trouble understanding this concept ask Sesshoumaru from inuyasha he just learned how to use it. His loving brother inu yasha gave him a roll. BOW TO INU YASHA.

droolio toilet paper.

K cya im going to play PS2. woot.

I'm starting to have trouble telling sarcasm from real life.
THAT'S HOW EARTH-SHATTERING THIS THREAD IS!

look what inbreeding can do to people.

You think?

remember we dont put things bigger than our mouth into our mouth.

i like this anime show called inuyasha. inuyasha is the best part of the show and also the hero. he has a brother named sesshoumaru. well a half brother who is a full demon. and with even his full demon power sesshy boy cant even defeat his own little halfbreed brother inu yasha. Sesshoumaru is so intelegent that he had to be shown what toliet paper is and how to use it instead of using his tail that he wears around his neck. And all of this at the age of 150 years. if he was any more intellegent he could learn how to smile.

Could one describe a more uselesss bit of information in more detail. raven1

Sesshoumaru is very smart....

Inuyasha is the dumb one....

(your suppose to respond to the above with sarcasm )

if sesshoumaru was so smart he would hae been wiping his a__ with his tail and acting like a child being jealous of his brother.
he would i don't know like have a life. inuyasha always pulls through.

if ya don't like saying ass just say arse...

ARSE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Fine then....don't say arse.....just say a**

i want to thank you for the privlage you have given me to say what i want to say. Why? whithout your help i would have been so terrified to speak my mind fearing retribution from all of the male members putting me in my womanly place.What should I say next m'lord. That men can be spinless pricks and garbage talking trash that only think with their pants?



(in case no one knows this is only written in play. none of this was ment so don't get offended. go find another thread if you cant take the joke. thank-you and have a wonderful day)

Hahahah

yes have a nice day

It reminds me of this cartoon where the boss makes an annoucement to all his workers and says you're fired!!!

Now have a nice day...

fox

this is a sarcastic insult thread, try it!

I don't like insulting people...

fox

you wouldn't be really. its a way of fooling around or joking. i know you can do it! come on give it a try. see that was scarcasm.

wow, this thread is mad cool

yeah i can tell that other people are just as intellegent as phoenix aska's pet rock.

they bring new meaning to the phrase "dumb a a rock"

Hahahah

dumb a a rock...

That sounds funny...

fox

I make my point!

Mr wiggles is a cool name

Seriously though, im not being sarcastic.

oh yeah, almost as cool as frosty beverage.

just as obvious too

Thanks.

I just love threads like this- so many complements...

totally, its just too bad that no one has given me a compliment yet.

seriously

I love you. That's enough right?











.

sounds sincere enough, so I guess that'll do.

ok.

I'm really holding back this incredible urge to laugh right now.

are you serious? you must be since something incredibly funny just happened

yes.

omg you just made me want some real frosty beverage (like dr pepper)

now.

lol, then my life is fufilled.

i am now complete.

That's my job anyway

I am glad to be of some service here

Everyone is welcome.

This thread is so awesome.

Thanks. You're totally Original.
I get that a lot.

Almost 100 posts. woooo.

Wow, your postage per day is impossible! You gotta sign up against the people on Blizzforums! They'll never stand up to you, especially since you've got 100 and they've got 10000.

duh. I have already.

I want this thread to die.

C'mon people I want to ignore you. Badly. I'm not waiting for you.

melons

lol.lol.

cmon lets keep up the sarcasm please.

omg.......

it must be really lonely










being you

no.

isnt it quite dangerous to use one intire vocabulary in a single sentence?

yay "sigh" i have.......stomped.....a legend ? Now i can.......finally do what i allways wanted to do.....no wait sorry. i have to be honest. this was too easy.

yes.

Dance!!!

these one liners are the best and i am having..........soooooooo much fun



pardon me while i burts into flames

dance

"sigh" oooh bananas i just love bananas

How do you burts into something???

Sit on the toilet.

oh great, thats just perfect.....



you have more than a two word vocabulary.......good for you

And he's funny too...

i must go to the bathroom seems frosty is so full of crap its efecting people in other states........ Frosty is sooooo talented.

Are you being sarcastic? mad

that is my strong suit young brother.

strong? I'm really about to burst into flames here.

I need to get a drink...

Pass me a coke.

coke

ohhhh im scared.......... hes gonna reassure everyone about the full of crap theory. dude dont lte a match....you'll kill us all

ok.

Light a match?

Jakk, you are very sarcastic I'll give you that. But your humor is totally non-efficient.

right....

hey daniel.

I love you.

jk...

what's shakin bacon?

i pride myself on my sarcasm. although most of it is not humor effecient. sarcasm wasnt meant to make anyone laugh unless they were not the person who was singled out by it. i thought you would have known that.unfortunately this thread would be better labled "bash someone without them knowing it". did i type too much? too many words? then i would advise you not to read harry potter 5, its a big book. unfortunately, i cant get into books cause of my own low self esteem for reading. im very special. i would rather wait til the move comes out cause letters disturb me.

heh

letters disturb you while you write so much...

yes lets take time out of our day to disturb ourselves.

Too much time of my day is wasted waiting....

it fits you




sorry i cant be sarcastic to my family so i need someone else to come in

this thread kinda reminds me of going to take a crap and only catching a little gass...........very disappointing.

...................

That's so nice to know....

..................

Yeah, I love that feeling.


bump!

that's nice.

I'm so proud of you Frosty

Are you being sarcastic?

I try my best.

oh, you didn't catch it? well maybe i should type slower next time.

That'd be nice

you know me, the nicest guy you could meet here on KMC.

you tell me.

oh do we have to?

dam, looks like i'm gonna have to wait another month for a reply.

What a shame...pfrt!

I'm back!

everyone is very excited about that

Well, I love you too, little missy.