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Inspired by Corran (who has for that got another lil b brownie point)

I give you the lil b brownie point system. This is how it works

If you do certain things and say certain stuff you get the brownie points - from me.
So if you are super nice to me, if you lover me tons, not brake KMC rules, if you are not being a little shit for no reason - you get a brownie point! yey!

You can also lose points -
you brake a KMC rule -20 points,
you make pointless stupid non-funny threads -10 points.
You are nasty to any of the other moderators -50 points.
You are annoying and unbelievable -5 points...etc.

And the brownie system basically works like this

10 lil b brownie points - I'll be friendlest i can possibly be

20 lil b brownie points - I'll be like ''hey stud''

50 lil b brownie points - I'll stalk you

100 lil b brownie points - I'll PM you almost every day

150 lil b brownie points - I'll PM you every day telling you how much you rock

300 lil b brownie points - sexeh and hot PMs

500 lil b brownie points - I'll put your name in my sig file and a cool sentance next to it descriing the hotness/greatness that is you.

1 000 lil b brownie points - I'll be your virtual girlfriend!

when you collect 1 000 brownie points, we'll discuss further.

So that all is fair, everyone is down to zero lil b brownie points, apart from Corran who has 2.

Also there are VIPs who have over 1 000 lil b brownie points -

BadKitty
silver_tears
JEZus
Spencella
VA
Jedi Preistess
Shellie
Lana
Bilb
Selena
Korri
Baylin
Da Moose You wouldnt believe the stuff that happens when you collect this many points! Ask any of them - its hot.

How many do I have ? I want to put my current total in my profile...

I'm guessing I must have a couple a hundred...but I'm thinking you are going to say "none" and make me work for it... woe.

"zero lil b brownie points" Crap. Teach me to read the full post before answering. zero points. Its so ...few...

i have minus 100000000 thankyou for co-operation.

horse

brown points.

Couple hundred? No, although Im thinking of rewarding you brownie points for your recent niceness.

Oh and did i mention you get brownie points when you agree with me and my political views?
Yeah, you do.

But how do we start to EARN the points? I mean, I've TOTALLY been all over you in my mind from the very start, but I didn't always VOICE it.

like magma baby

Do you reckon I stand any chance of earning brownie points?

Yeah, Im thinking of giving out few points to people who have relaly done it for me (ooooh pervy) over the past few months - you being one of them.

Let me think about this, and I'll get back to you all in my first post.

Sure, you do, everyone does. Get to it babeh!

butt-kissing for points, I love it

so,how many brownies do i have? further more, are they special brownies? naughty

*looks around*

Oh dear, you didn't use the whip cry

Work for it babeh!! whip2

Although considering all the nice PMs i got from you, you should have quite few, unfortunately everyone has equal chance now flirt

id prefer some nice brownies rather than the point...yumm

Well I should hope so.

After constructing a life size, anatomically correct, Milla doll, the least you can do is give me a few points.

Plus, I made you one of me.

I call it, Moose in a kilt.

I'll send it today.

It's okay Milla, you don't have to reveal how many points I have.

I like this system, it's friendly competition!








For your loverness....

d@mn, back to square one? well, it's all good. there's plenty of swank to go around flirt swank

Jakk likes brownies. Can he have some??? Pleeeaaassee

The JAKK band......band

Lil B is the sexiest mod, the sexiest mod i know.
Everytime i see Lil B.....uh oh gotta go.

Cold showers cold showers for all naughty

btw. what are brownies?

Jakk, don't be a kiss-ass, everybody knows Milla lovers me the most.

soundwave

but jakk likes brownies. and Milla says to kiss ass for brownies. jakk only does what Milla tells him to

Well if you have to kiss ass, we already know that I am the uber hawt to Milla.

I have no brownie points????

Milla, I have to give you ultimate respect girl, the fact that I practically threw up upon noticing this thread is irrelevant. It's worked a fecking treat

You have brownie points from me, automatic 500 for your nickname being JP.

Uber???? Hawt?????
Jakk does not know this...Uber Hawt.....please explain

3 lil b brownie points for you!

crybaby I feel so unloved by LilB crybaby and to think we share the same love of smut




aw thnx JP

Only three?? But, that was awesome!! Compared to the lousy efforts in the rest of the thread that most definitely deserved a 5

You sir fail at the english of the computer.

Milla surpasses all, she is the one moderator I would beg for mercy to daily, and she's very hawt!

Yessum, hawt like cawfee

Thank you Lil b. I will take thse points and be very happy with them.


I like Lil b, shes the sexiest mod around.
Very glad she gave me points, than kag me to the ground.

JJ!! nono

Brown nose not suit you baby

Excuse me? I made a lifesize DOLL of her...and me....you should see the sparks.

Sowwy, i just like brownies.

Scott, I don't want to hear that dear schmoll

You've officially earned the title of ultimate kiss ass....

Oh and by the way, *claps as a waiter returns jakk his balls*

You might need them someday.

Oh...right.

I umm...don't need brownie points...unless they're brwonie points with Kerry.

*phone rings*

hey Jakk, it's for you...it's your dignity, it says it misses you.

Can't anyone understand i love brownies? Oh and these aren't mine. Mine are larger than that. *Looks at tag* Oh here JTotheP, it has your name on these.

Good answer. Shame about the fact that is was so forced

Ok, I'm sorry. Go, be free!! Play with your dolls winkiss

But you have me quoted in your signature! There were only 3 people to ever quote me in their sigs - dave123, Mr Zero and you!!

Wooot, i feel sexeh!

You get brownie points, for havng my quote in your sig, and so does Mr Zero - you're both on 5!

hysterical

Excellent!!

Also, leave JJ alone, he's the subservient type that we most certainly are not.

How did he know i was here?

Is participation mandatory, Milla? I think I have shelved more then my fair share of brownie points in the past.

Oh now that just sounds gay.

*waits until everyone is distracted. Runs off with his dolls*

It's POINTS you fool.

No sorry, not even dignity could hall away my balls like that, they must be moose's or someone else's.

True. And he apparently REALLY likes brownies.

God help him if he gets over 1000 points though, Milla will RUIN him.

Mine? No, sorry, Kerry has those.

Yes indeed you have. If the PM awards ever existed you and mc pee pants would get awards - also BK, she sends me wonderfull PMs every day!

p.s the rest of you, dont you dare flood my inbox with PMs or I'll take away the brownie points - and maybe even put you on ignore.

We must find their owner and return them immediately....

*While everyones not looking, takes the balls for himself....*

*Thinks to himself, "Extra pair would do me some good."*

Well, I do try Milla.

I choose not to participate, as I have already won Milla's affection.

And quit with the hostility in my thread! Use the PMs if ya wanna argue!

Must be in a penny bag then.

Hey, all I tried to do was help out Jakk with his ball-less problem.

Not gay, sensitive and adorable. Just not very manly

woo hoo victory

also, i owuld like to point out that i conceptualized the word "bebeh"... and the fact that i stopped using this smilie. yay2

EDIT - that would be the last usage. if you see me use that one again, you can edit it out.

yeah 5 brownie points!



btw just so you know LilB you are actually the ONLY person Ive ever quoted in my sig that's not fictional.

I don't play with dolls.

I know!!

Sheesh, touchy.......

Not touchy, just sensitive...

I get points for lying now?

*strokes Scott's ego gently*

Wow, the amount of ball-less men is amazing.

This is not ball-less. This is balls of steel

So THAT'S where my ego is!

Naturally

this thread is oddly arousing milla.....watching everyone kiss your ass is rather sexy.....

just like yourself baby

To be honest i find it kind of nauseating


(i am aware I'm on like -200 points or something)

Shellie, not you too!!!! cry

I f.ucking quit.

Sauron, ditto. I tried to show my adoration for Milla but I couldn't find it.

Shellie probably has enough "brownie points" already.

Milla is uber nice!

*slaps John* pissed

GodDAMNit.

....Well now, I can see this is going nowhere positive.

*Walks out with 1 point ripping a 1UP out of a kid's hand for the hell of it*

but kerrycry....what did i do ?

Everyone is kissing Milla's ass. She closed a thread dedicated to her sexiness and opened her own. Conceited? Of course not

I meant that in the most affectionate-point-deserving way possible Ciao bella wavey

+20 points for you

woo-hoo

only 980 to go



i lover you


this is gonna be soooooo much fun

Milla, your shallow and superficial attitude is oddly refreshing, allow me some time to get my head around this thread and I believe I may be able to earn some serious pointage.....

No! I WILL WIN!

Milla your soooo unique, and funny, and your threads rule!

its not that i oculdnt find anything nice to say about her, its just that i cant when im being told to do it, and by that person no less.

erm....mad thread like.......do io get a brownie

Hmm...you get +10. Try harder to suck up to me!




sorry, but this amuses me greatly

Do i get a card where you can write down all my points?

how many i got?

You're suing my siggy, make that another 10 points flirt

hysterical

whoa......once again

Milla...

Just the mere thought of you makes my temperature rise.

You give new meaning to the adjective, sexy.

I think of you and all somprehension of what I was doing or thinking comes to a grinding halt.

YOU are the reason the cold shower was invented...

whip2flirt1 lets see what you can do...brownies are waiting!

Jesus christ

droolio I like I like....+20 brownies!

jesus

spjesus

ill be seeing you in the pm'sflirtmy sweet

My idea was original - all others are shit. winkiss

shit
Or honest, whatever you want to call it

See, Milla, 1/2 of what I have to say, just can't be said in a public forum...and yet, if I PM you, I lose points...this is such a dilemna...

*Puts on his "Milla for All time Sex goddess" shirt, grabs his "Milla the Babe" lunch pail, and heads off to work at the Milla fan club headquarters*

i thought it is idea corran gave you

Hmmm...sounds like I have to work to hard to get brownie points... not worth it.

In the time it spends me to get 1000 brownie points I could have bought 15 hooker's and had a massive orgy.

Orgy!! yey!!
You get brownie points for that post!!

And it all started here.... http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2716067#post2716067

I don't want your brownie points....so...

Maynard Sucks.

*Looks around frantically trying to find something witty to say*

hmmm.. i wonder how negative i am on the brownie points scale...

*Still depressed that its just points and no brownies*

F*ck, I can't do it!!!! crybaby

Well thats rather weak because you are the one that made a tool thread and agreed that they are awesome band.

Try harder.

It is so utterly sexy when you are a commanding presence like that....it's like BAM! All of my senses go into overdrive.

Isnt it just!! whip2

Another 10 points for you.

I hope someone is keeping the score, cos i forogt to

*Walks back and forth, grumbling about brownies*

I'm not gonna wait anymore! I'm just gonna open my bag of fig newtons. Anyone want a fig newton????

milla , i loved you before this thread and i'll love you after....i dont need points to tell you how great you are sweetie

on that , please take my points back .

hehehe if your not keeping the score then............................... i have 1000 brownie points

cry but i wanna give you tons more points, cos i lover you so!

Yeah...*tallies it up*

Shellie has like 890 points...everyone else has 20 at the most, and me...*counts* OMG...I have 1000 points! OMG OMG OMG! This is the happiest day of my life!

Ahem...so...Milla ....you've been in my dreams this long...can you make them come true now?

You have a vertual girlfriend ou naughty thing whip2

Shellie has tons of points and so do you and so does SG - theres plenty of me to go around! swank

*gives lil bitchiness brownies*
Eh, u can either hand them out w/ points, or eat them, don't care..

Yes yes...but she understands...I mean...it's Kerry Besides, some fantasies just take on a life of their own....

The whip....rawr.

ok if it makes you happy luv then do as you wish...anything for you milla

hmmm perhaps i should mentioned i said the same thing as moose but before moose

eherm... let's not forget the little people...

Never forget you!!

droolio you or the sexeh shellie!

PandoraMomo have 5 brownie points!

does the moonwalker get brownies?

moonwalker

Yay for me *happy dance*
*starts whipping up some more brownies*

wait a min did i hear someone making brownies without points???????

*does big sad doggy eye*

brownies? real brownies?? I'll give ya a bag of fig newtons for one.

the odd thing is, i actually am making some brownies now...

*wags tail*
where do you live i will be there in five seconds.......or more.......can you save me some til i get there???

Jakk...PLEASE man....get some control...stand up like a man damnit!

Yey!! I never believed this thread would get so many replies!! My faithfully followers, i love you all.

Not nearly like we love you. It could never ever compare.


pile

The millions are piling up. We are your faithful servants. pray

im just here cause it said brownies on the thread heading

your fascination with brownies is quite disturbing.

Umm....air......please?....ai....

So you're telling me that didn't lose me any points? DAMNIT!

okay....

Marylin Manson is an untalented piece of monkey shit who has the musical talent of a boy band. He's the puff daddy of rock music, just remakes songs because when he makes an original song i kills his career for 2 years, or untill he can do a shitty cover of an already good song, and somehow **** it up..

Gothics are stupid ugly kids who can't make friends unless they dress and act the same. They write shitty poetry and smell like a cows vagina. They all try to hard to be different while all looking and acting the same. They think that by wearing black nailpolish and eyeliner purchased from hot topic that it makes them mysterious.

Abstract art is stupid bullshit that has no merit or meaning, it's a bunch of random shit that is passed as art so untalented people can be called artists by other untalented people.

Okay there, now if that didn't just sabotage my chances of ever getting browning points again, I don't know what will.

you forgot to say something about the feminist movement. she'll probably give you some more brownies...

"when you collect 1 000 brownie points, we'll discuss further."

step into my office

SHIT! You're right, better get that covered.


Okay, the feminist movement is full of ugly bulldyke women golfers who are just pissed off because they are constantly mistaken for men and because no one wants to have sex with them. They are stupid, ugly he-she's that don't shave their pits. They're like a sex change operation gone horribly wrong.

THERE!

-10 000 000 for BF!

MSN Spencella! whip2flirt1

Milla, your the one woman with power I admire.

Ah, my work here is done.

I love lil' b. is that 1?


.

dude, you owe me some brownies.

millaness and nice warm brownies.... does it get any better droolio

Yeah, all BF's brownies now belong to mc pee pants! mhm mhm!