scotty doesnt know

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startxthexmosh
Hey!!!!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doens't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

What a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His full on, your stuck.
Life is so hard, cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...
Scotty's gotta go!

Darth Prefect
roll eyes (sarcastic) been there done that...now waiting for Milla to join me naughty

Phoenix Aska
so Don't tell Scotty!!!

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty Doesn't know

The Tired Hiker
Ooops, I just told Scotty. erm

Corran
Which part of don't tell Scotty did you not understand?

AvP
i wonder if scotty doesn't know

Kosta
Poor scotty. Hes at work all day beaming people up to make a living, and that ***** is off screwing around with other guys. OH THE SHAME!!!

Samurai Girl
poor scotty!

Corran
and you know what else? she's gonna blow capn.

Kosta
Oh dear sweet merciful crust!

Canadian Moose
Don't Tell Scotty?

I knew all along.

And I'm Pissed. mad

Samurai Guy
I also knew. ... bastards.

Canadian Moose
Why do they ALWAYS think we don't know?

Samurai Guy
Ignorance. ranting

Just because we are really, really, REALLY good looking... doesnt mean we are clueless.

Canadian Moose
Ridiculously good looking. We're smart. And we work hard too. It's not easy, looking sexy, wounded, insatiable and vulnerable at the same time.

Corran
In fact with that mix you look like complete ****wits, maybe that's why they thought you did not know.

Canadian Moose
*blank look*

Hey...thanks for the support Corran! smile

Samurai Guy
Ignore is hateful words, Scott... it is mere jealousy.

Corran
De Nada.

Canadian Moose
The green eyed monster rears it's ugly head..we can't be responsible for being as sexy as we are...

Samurai Girl
oh god the two mad scotts has got together. Someone please save us!


Oi *shoves in between them* room for scotts wife

Samurai Guy
It is a curse, in most retrospect. But, I always have her. big grin

Canadian Moose
It really is. I mean...the things we have to live with, the stigmas, the hordes of adoring fans...the hours and hours and hours of work to chisel our bodies to perfection....wait...what I am talkng about? laughing out loud We're naturally sexy.

Canadian Moose
Uh ohh...*cracks whip at Scott* I'll just...go work on my faces.

Samurai Girl
have her? who's her?

Canadian Moose
*stands in front of the mirror and chuckles*

Samurai Girl
ok you have a map CM im lost

Canadian Moose
You're asking me? Sorry hun, I haven't got a clue. I do know that he has only eyes for you, so I wouldn't worry about it. I think maybe the 'her' he was referring to was the 'curse' of being ridiculously sexy.

Samurai Girl
right but he is only sexy because i make him look good! ask him

Canadian Moose
Well, I know that with you on his arm, the sexiness goes up 20 points, but he's a pretty damn sexy man on his own. In a platonic way of course.

Samurai Girl
oh of course! why do you think i love him

Canadian Moose
His wonderful disposition? Because he's housetrained? He's a good cook? laughing out loud

Samurai Guy
sadwalk

Samurai Girl
no! because he treats me like royalty.

Canadian Moose
Yeah, I know. I can relate. He treats me like a queen too. It bothers me a little, I have to admit, the way he makes me wear a crown, and then says he's King Samurai, and I'm his lady in waiting...then he takes out his sword...no pun intended...and he saves me from the evil black knight....

I probably shouldn't have told you all of that...

Samurai Girl
haha! your one funny moose. but your head will look good on my wall

T.M
what a song, what a movie!!

Canadian Moose
Nicci....that is cruel. You've hurt my feelings now...and scared the hell out of me.

Samurai Girl
aw. hides gun

Canadian Moose
NICCI! eek!

I'm tellin Kerry.

stick out tongue

English Moosette
shifty

*hides armoury store receipt*

Samurai Girl
hi kerry! just trying to perserve his good looks

Canadian Moose
That's all you got babe? No "Jumps into the path of the bullet and catches it with her teeth. Scoops up Moose, swings away on a rope to a quiet destination, where the two of them can play, monopoly" wink

English Moosette
eek!

I would have thrown myself across your body in order to save your life had it not been me who bought the weapon. But Monopoly sounds good, will you be here in a couple of hours? I'm still at work, I won't be home til then and I don't think I have long on the comp erm

Corran
Monopoly? Monopoly? You are going to go around and play Monopoly? Can't you think anything more interesting to do like........


















........Jenga! big grin

English Moosette
Monopoly is a recently acquired code word between Scott and I via PMs shifty

Corran
Oh embarrasment Oh I see.....ahem.....moving on.

Canadian Moose
AS long as I get to be the car. I HATE being the shoe.

English Moosette
Ok, I'm usually the car myself, but I reckon I could handle being the iccle doggy just for you laughing out loud Or perhaps the ship.... hmm....

Jedi Priestess
errrm Jenga blows Corran. messed

Corran
Ummm, you must be playing it wrong.

Canadian Moose
So does monopoly.....if you know how to play it right. laughing out loud

Canadian Moose
More code words?

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Thats right. I hate monopoly

Samurai Guy
Actually, I am sorry. I am really clueless. embarrasment

ClaraG
startxthexmosh i think it's really good! rock

English Moosette
Fo'shore pimp

Canadian Moose
you are too sexy for words laughing out loud

Mr Wiggles
I DID HER ON HIS BIRTHDAY!

lol, i love that part, i have the dvd


(robo fight!)

English Moosette
Hmm, I use the Pimp smilie and he calls me sexy. Now, what if I were to use the Whip smilie?

whip Cower, oh unworthy male.

Canadian Moose
Sadist.

English Moosette
cry

So he uses foreign language. That smilie's a no hoper then.

Darth Prefect
foreign language? confused

you dont know what a sadist is??

English Moosette
Yes. FFS, why do people question my genius? diva

Sadism n sexual pleasure obtained from inflicting cruelty upon another; extreme cruelty. ~ sadist n. ~ sadistic adj.

Phoenix Aska
who's a sadist???

fox

Corran
There's a long list of them here, wouldn't know where to begin.

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