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Ok every one, this is where random members decide to become related, so choose people to be your family, and then we will all have a reunion with other families,

so who wants me as their brother, or son????

MEMEME!!

Can Sex Pistol be my sister?

yay now i have a sister, lets get some parents

who's yo daddy!

i dont know 11, it could be any one fear

*scary thoughts!!*

Ahhhh

hey 11" u should start ur own family

Can I be the drunk uncle that dresses like a tramp and smells of piss?

zero, u can be the drunk unloving father of 11"

and my family hates ur, so we always fight at da reunions

telperaca i would liek to have the honour of being her brother

I think that everybody should be my children or in my hareem. I have LOTS of children

OMG then u would be my brother, unless one of our parents had an affair


OMG im sensing a soap show starting

Can I be the Mormon cousin who is married to She-Devil, Shellie, Gundy, milla and ST?

well i have a kmc family!

Samurai guy my hubby. :inlove:
M!$hA my sis and mini me my son

yeah but telp is such a sweet girl, would be nice having her as a sister

Well, I don't mind as lond as my brother doesn't mind!

hmm i'm in The Brotherhood, but they Dispanded awhile back i don't know where i belong anymore

Hey Corran! Thanks!!

OMG insest

I originally had you on the list but then remembered about your husband already - when you divorces him I'll be more than happy to 'look after' you

hmm me and Telp dont have any parents, we are orphans,

lets steal the picnic food

Can I be the family pet?

i want a daughter

it depends which family u want to be owned by

indeed you could...this could be....interesting.

Me? I don't want to be owned.

ok every one, post ur family tree

I'm just a lonely orphan does anyone want to adopt me?

pets the mad scott!

*shakes leg as she pets*

A little to the left....

I am never divorcing my hubby!

ok we have not started the picnic yet, we first must POST THE F@CKING FAMILY TREES

Then, sadly, you cannot be included in my over-complicated marital life.

*sits in the corner quietly*

Comlicated?

You ought to try being top dog in my old pack, now that was complicated!

Sadly I wore them all out so now I'm all alone cry

Telp i think we should ask Raz to adopt us orphans, coz then we are related to the power hahahaha

Oh i missed out jp he is my sweet bro.

and corran i alwyas need milk

I want to be the bastard who put you up for adoption because of my false death I had to incur! Yes, I am Jim Morrison of 'The Doors', your true father!

haha preston! so sweet

I've got to go, but Ark.

*huggles her brother*

Hmmm, then I appear to have found myself a new job - where's the nearest dairy to you?

So no one wants to adopt me then

*leaves the thread all dejected sadwalk*

can i keep you ?

so now you want a pet wolf?

Can I be the true to life version of Stacey's Mom?

And the bid goes to wonderful lady at the front...

You done got yourself a wolf there good lady!

well....i do have that red cape....

Careful...






Or maybe not!

i would like shellie as a mum droolio i don't liek saying that tho, just then....

just what ive always wanted *pets behind your ear*

*wags tail and licks hand*

Um... you got any food?

sadangel

OK, I'll be the umbrella stand.

Ooh an umbrella stand *cocks legs....*

*trashes that idea*

Um.... coffee table?

That might not be such a good idea either, Shellie you ever done it on a coffee table?

That's good. If by 'done it' you mean made lurve, then I'm down with that. I just don't want to be golden showered

Oh, OK then.

no actually....but there's a first for everything sexy

*sits down to watch* This could be fun!

Shellie, shouldn't the pets be outside?

I'm confused. AM I still the family pet?

Grrrr try it pal, you think those fingers'l last long against my teeth?



Yup there's planty a room for wild animals in this family!

I'm thinking that there may end up being a mini-zoo.

Helluvan attraction though, a walking, talking, ridiculously handsome moose! We can make MILLIONS!

Well i guess ill be the wierd uncle that smells...."Pull my finger"

and the wolf too!

can i be the schizophrenic cousin???

*burp* hey hey hows it going everyone, *farts* hey JAKK pull my finger huak huak huak

just as long as you pull our finger first

cousin yes.....schizoprenic ? no .

We're fun people once you get to know us

*burp* ahhh. whens dinner

thats not what i meant jakk , i just dont think its fun or funny to pretend to be schizaphrenic . its making fun of others who really suffer from it . i would rather you not sweetie .

im getting the possum ready now. and im getting the turkey done. and im getting the mashed potatoes done. but we're supposed to be making meat. im a vegetarian. no you're not cause if you were i would also be a vegetarian. LAIR! IM A VEGETARIAN. *starts to fight himself*

ok we'll be good

*pouts in corner curled up in a tight ball*

*mumbles to self*

dont pull drums finger dont pull drums finger

*continues repeating self*

JJ, you're crackers. Crackers with parmesan

Mmmm cheese.

droolio Cheese Cake ~ dedicated to Korri cry Where is Korricle?

reading that one post has made me decide to make a cheese cake....question now is what kind .

strawberry

mmmm...i personal favorite indeed

I will be someone's older sister!Anyone who wants me to be that is.Just pm me so I know.JM

Hmmm I like cherry cheesecake!!!

fox

oh goody

That's now changed to Candy kisses, shellie, Gundy, Milla and ST.

See I am top of the list!

hmm i thort this thread would have died, and its not turning out how its spost to

You're ALL on the same level.

hmmmm! Where is my divorce lawyer!

AND /\ THIS IS OFF TOPIC DEAL WITH IT

CK why dont u deal with ur period at home and get the f@ck offline

Because I am here just to annoy you!

u dont even know who i am, and i dont care who u are, so i dont care what u do, just as long as u dont try and be my firend

Look! I wouldnt waste my time even trying to be your friend1 ONLINE OF OFFLINE

/-\RK is there any need to be a complete /-\rse?

oh corran is / \rk not /-\rk lol

Yes I know, he seems to get annoyed with /-\rk though, so I thought it was reasonable of me to use it.

hahah Corron its funny that u make ur self look stupid, just to think ur annoying me

Yeah, my borther is way above all that nonsence, Corrn

i think corron looks sexy when he tried to act stupid. Oh and for the record careful with your words. You dont want to be labelled a member basher!

I did not try to look stupid - I actually am stupid, but thanks for the vote of confidence.

whats wrong with bashing the injust

hammer

Unjust even!

Its still bashing!

Weren't you already?

You are just so sweet. Id love to be your sis.hug

Who else wants to be in my family?

I will

I gotta be the daddy.

Whos the daddy... oh wait you are. Ok you can be my dad.

whoooooo.

who's yo daddy!

You are!

whooooooo

im a father. i never knew that before now

Well where you on October 4th 1987?

I was 3 years and 34 days old.

presision

Ew, my dads only 3 year older than me. Well that nowt my Step mam is only five years older than me, three years older than my sister and one year older than my brother.

/\that's carzy

So, who else is in our family?

Well telpy is my new sis apparently and your my dad, hmm seems to be it at the mo.

wat the fuk??

libertine, telpy, misha, candy can be my sisters

Nitro, trouble, BB can be my brothers

and thats about it so far

Ok so who is in my family now?

Eleven inches is my dad
Telpy, misha and candy x are my sisters.
Avp, trouble, bb and Nitr are my brothers. Ok.

oh lucky me.

Hey shut up Mike, or i'll tell dad off ya.

i think that Tired hiker can be the dad but who can the mother be?

hahaha can i tellu somic i have a habbit of not bein able to do as im told and i have a really bad temper so go tell him i'll punch the face off him

No Eleven inches is the dad, we decided that ages ago.

OMG this thread is still alive

ok then, but who is mother, i know SYREN

yep, we resurrected it.

Syren, er ok then but you gotta ask her first.

ok, i'm just giving out ideas here

wow, i made this thread ages ago, when i was in a crazy mood

Its best to ask first. I think eleven inches should decide considering he would have to be 'married' to her.

well, see what he says

i gotta go now, i'll be back tomoz. Bye bye

im sorry but this is freaking me out i cant hack it.

Why is it freakin' you out?

whats wrong with it

I odnt know but me and Mike feel strange pretending to be brother and sister. We dont know why its just freaky for us two...

i don't know sis, you tell me

I said we dont know. Im alright being a sister to everyone else but not Mike, its strange. Thinking of him as a member of my family just seems wrong.

muhahaha i created a world of strange feelings

you do indeed

Well your the creator can you explain?

explain what

Why me and nitro cant be bro and sis, its strange to think of him as a Brother, why?

I know it's like months later and everything, but . . .