The Dryer Made My Pants Stick To Me!!!!!

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JToTheP
The dryer made my pants, and t-shirts static cling, and now my pants are stuck to my legs!!!! WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?

Jedi Priestess
Get a dryer sheet and rub it on your legs and they will quit

from class #

MOM 101

Darth Prefect
spray a little mist of water on them and itll stop.

or follow JP's advice

JToTheP
eek! Can I join that class to learn more from the uber hawt and smart JP!?

Canadian Moose
Run around screaming
The Dryer made my pants stick to my legs! Oh the humanity! Can't ANYONE help me? My Life is passing before my eyes!!

Darth Prefect
hysterical

i go naked whether my pants are sticky or not erm

Canadian Moose
Ok dude...maybe you should re think that last statement...and NO, I don't want to know why your pants would be sticky. laughing out loud

Corran
Just wear kilts like the moose.

Canadian Moose
Valid point.

JToTheP
YOU'VE ROCKED MY ALREADY 'INNOCENT' IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!! cry

Canadian Moose
*spins around really REALLY fast*

Jedi Priestess
Unless you are a mom prolly not messed and I am not hot!

JToTheP
MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING, ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

GET THE TRANQULIZERS, TAKE MOOSE DOWN!!!!!!

JToTheP
*throws on a wig* laughing out loud JP scared to be a MILF? eek!

Canadian Moose
how can you know that? Hot is more than physical.

Darth Prefect
not to be rude (and i dont mean this in a degrading way) but youre definitely a MILF. wink

Canadian Moose
laughing

So subtle.

Darth Prefect
thats my middle name flirt

Jedi Priestess
I get this MILF alot messed I think you are all nuts myself. laughing out loud

Darth Prefect
what about them? confused

Jedi Priestess
Right I should have pointed out that you all HAVE nuts eek! wink

Canadian Moose
you're probably right about us being nuts. In fact, in my case, I'm sure of it. But never tell a young man that he can't identify a MILF. It's ingrained in our very beings.

JToTheP
Hey! I enjoy being insane! laughing out loud

Darth Prefect
indeed i do! swank

Canadian Moose
Which in turn, makes us think of you as a MILF. big grin

Darth Prefect
JP is just a very classy lady!! who happens to realize we have balls. wink

Jedi Priestess
well thanks......I think.. laughing

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