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I would surely choose Gondolin, with its white wall, in a middle of a valley surrounded by hight moutains, defended by the eagles. What a paradise it would be... well, until the Balrogs came to destroy it of course.

Good choice, would pick the same

But in the third age e.g..... I would take my rest in the Shire hehe

The Crissaegrim

i don't know which of the 100 threads i posted in so i'll just answer again...

Lammoth.

In MORDOR! Next to the Mountain of FIRE! MUAHAHAHA!

No, but seriously I would like to live in Lothlorien.

Mordor would be my vacation home!

I'm sorry if I create threads with similar topics as the other ones. I'm new, but I'll get used to it. I'll search before making. Tx for the tip Exabyte

Minas Tirith or Dol Amroth

or maybe also Pelagir

Minas Tirith reminds me of America, so no.
Rohan reminds me of Britain- so no.
Mordor reminds me of America- so no
Isengard reminds me of Britain- so no
Numenor remings me of France, and im afriad of drowning- so no
Lothlorien reminds me of being really bored- why would anybody spend thousands of years with trees?
The Shire- Put it this way, Gandalf is the most exciting person they know- definately no.
Moria- Is dark, only light would be from fire most probably- I would get migranes from the constant flickering. No
Gondolin- Ok, its white, your not allowed to leave and nobody can think 'wow, he lives in Gondolin, he must be rich or cool or even both, lets sleep with him' because nombody knows gondolin exists, or at least they dont know where it is or who lives there. No
Valinor- If i want to live in a dictatorsip i will move to North Korea. If i want to be forced into a religion i will move to Israel. No
Mirkwood- Legolas lives there, N'uff said. No
The River Town From The Hobbit- Cant be that good as i cant remember the name. Also, the locals dialogue in the book is terrible and boring. No
Tol Elessea- If i wanted to live on an island at sea, i would go to Numenor, and as i already said... No
Minas Ithil- oooh, i wouldnt mind living here, can i see the property now? what? theres nine undead kings of men there? well, dont they live room-mates? What do you mean no? Its the tower of the moon, i love the moon! What...tower of sorce...ry? Not a wise name change, who decided on that one? Sauron? Why him? He owns the place? Oh, so he only rents it out? Well, i dont want to live in anywhere nine undead people are, im going to take a pass.
tol sirion- What, he owns this too? Jesus!
Osgiliath- ooh, view overlooking mountains, Gondor and a nice river! Oh but wait, small print says 'Never rebuilt after war of ring' Damn!

I give up! Im not moving! Damn these properties!

hysterical

Its a toss up for me. Either Minas Tirith or Rivendell. Or maybe the Shire lol...I've often fancied life in Numenor *sp as well. So many wonderful places to choose from.

Oh, i forgot about rivendell
But with an agent in charge, it cant be all too good

Good way to put it. But I still think Gondolin would be the most fun place to live, at least better than the Shire.

I would chose Mordor, I have to say that the best part of the movies were the parts in Mordor...

you would live with those orcs that sleep in their shit, and eat raw meat and breath in ash all day long??? I doubt you would

Darth Sauron... you have too much energy...
i hope you use it constuctivley outside these forums, or at the very least exhaust yourself here so you are physically unable to create mishcieve in the real world...

that being said...

i should explain my reasons for choosing LAMMOTH (AKA 'Great Echo').
it was the place where Ungoliant (Shelobs Mother - and a hundered times bigger) attacked Melkor (AKA Morgoth, Saurons Master - for those who don't read), who let out a scream so loud it reshaped the cliff walls and surrounding mountains so that his scream could be heard still echoing for years to come in that area... and even after how ever many decades it took to fade out, you could still go up to a high point their and yell on top of your voice only to have the echo of Melkors voice return...

cool huh...

plus there wwas the whole thing with the army of balrogs running up and beating the crap out of ungoliant chasing her away until she was forced to consume herself to death...

An orc shouldn't have to be a problem, o.k. probably they will torture me down there because I'm an human, but what is an Orc compared with Sauron??? I would be fearing him not the Orcs....

I dont think sauron would even bother that you would be there, he would let his slave masters on you and would think being raped by a 1000 men would be paradise

My favourite place is Lothlorien, and so I guess that would be the place I'd love to live!

Ok let's change the question a little bit. If there was no evil in Middle-Earth, where would you live? I was choosing Gondolin for safety, but if I were to go out in the wild without risking anything, I think I would live arround the Sirion, walking up and down to see what's happening, without a real house.

hmmmm I still say somewhare in Gondor, Gondolin is to isolated you cant go whare ever you would like when u like, I would really want to go see Tom Bombadil have a loooooomg talk with him, and maybe go live with the dwarfs for a time, they so cool, and they eat ripemeat of the bone and drink MALT BEER!

Sounds good Lord Andres...

Good plan, I'd probably follow you in your journey.

Mmm...

Sure, I would love that...

hehe

This one is for you:

Catch it but don't burn your hands, haha...

Cool could easily be a monster in Doom

lol

A monster for me to beat the shit out of

These are monsters from Diablo II/Expansion Pack, this is the best game ever to me!!!
Especially Diablo & Baal ofcourse, haha....

ah well I like the first diablo better, it had that perfact atmospher, and PERFECT voice acting, Cain rules hehe

Cain? Well, I think Diablo II is better because you can carry more items, more cool monsters and better weapons, and the Expansion Pack I think is the best (till now). Cain is a cool guide, he can almost tell you anything about the quest you are solving, but he isn't my favourite character, that would be Diablo himself, and I think Diablo is more cooler in Diablo II than in I.

If there was no evil in middle earth, i couldnt live there. When there is no evil people create it.

Oh wow, theres no Dark Lord, i suppose i will make a big black throne and declare myself evil

then you get loads of people all wanting to be the bad guy killing the shit out of each other and then the good guys come in and kick the shit out of everyone who wants to be bad until just about everyone is dead. Then, if a bad guy wins, he is the bid evil man of the age. If a good guys wins...repeat process until he doesnt.

The picture you put before is called a skelleton mage. I played alot Diablo 2 and it was very good, but I have to say the best game I've played is Baldur's Gate: Sahdows of Amn.

I played Baldur's Gate one time, but wasn't really impressed of it...

Darth Sauron, where do you come up with these ideas. Put them in my song forum, man, we need you to do it.

Rivendell or Lothlorien would be my first choices...LOL Gondor, My Very close second. I guess it is just the Male Elves...and Aragorn...LOL who would make my decision to live there. LOL

My second choice would be Moria, it's dark there...haha...

wait, you mean there are male elves?

Wonder why they werent in the film

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like places in the dark best...places that not yet have been touched by the Sun...the places were evil dwell...the places of shadows and Void...

That's scary

Come on guys, let's go up to 50 posts here plz. I want my letter to change in red. It would be the first time.

Well, one thing to do....

****ING PAR-TAY!

YAHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*gets down on knee*
I hand to you, the fiftieth post, make it your own!

That's it. I did it 50 posts Yahopuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

it would totally be in Araman, just north of Valinor. I chose this place because Valinor would have too much comotion and would be busy and all, i want a nice out of the way quiet place.

The shire would also be nice, i would get soo wasted.

Yeah, and you'll have to stay in Valinor for the rest of your days. Not for me...

if it were in the fourth age... i see if Minas Morgul was still standing...
and set up shop there...

if not i'd squat in Orthanc...
and try and recover the palantir....

i would live in either the Shire or Mirkwood.

I actually wouldnt mind popping a swuat next to Bambadil's house.

Mordor...I would love to feel the negative energies of the Orcs....