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Okay, I have set a bomb somewhere in the Harry Potter Forum!! If my demands are not met by 9:30pm tonight, that is California time, it's gonna all blow to hell

Here are my demands:

1. I want a chopper, filled to the rim with fuel.
2. I want to be a mod, with full powers and a big avi!
3. I want this smiley hoover to be taken off the smiley list!
4. I want my old socks back!!! That being: Deniro's Mom, Tied Hiker, and Serious Hiker!!!
5. I will not defuse the bomb until you set free the five members of the Asian Dawn!
6. I want blueberry pancakes with maple syrup! Canadian syrup, not that Aunt Jemima crap!!!
7. I want Backfire to finally change his signature!
8. I want 'Tired Hiker's Pad' back! This time with a secret tunnel!
9. I want this guys comb in the palm of my hand by tonight! ===> afro2
10. And finally, when I type this: penisplane I want to see this! === ======================> tomcat

You got it? You know who you are!!! You have 18 hours and 40 minutes to comply!!!

um no need to respond
its only the harry potter thread...

So, if the demands are not met you are going to blow up the Harry Potter forums, Hmmmm , and you call THAT a threat?

Why do you hate this smiley. Its one of my faves.

hoover

i think its a treat to lose the HP thread!

dont worry his demands wont be met
but some of them do seem to be reasonable
like the plane
but i couldnt care less about anything else
harry potter plays no importance to me...

I hardly ever go on the HP site. If i do its only to take the piss. So, eh.

Hey i want pancakes too

me aswell.

The explosion may seep it's way into the James Bond Forum!




That's why!




Okay, Xerz, you may have some of us fooled, but I know the truth!




You sound like you are a hottie!



Okay, my demands have been, um, demanded! I get all the pancakes, none for you!

Bollocks to you and your bomb!

I want that smiley and my pancakes! I may have no bomb threatening a thread, but i am an angry pissed off girl!

*talks with a mouthfull of pancakes from Aunt Bessys*

Im not just a hottie but kmc's hottie razzle gave me a title.

Pancakes! Gimme gimme gimme!

Gives Sp a huge plate of micro pancakes. Syrup SP?!?

Yeah please.

mmm syrupy goodness.

Enough!!! Never have you seen evil so personified!!! evil I must bed now.

Hey TTH we have pancakes

*mouth full of pancakes, that are spitting out when she talks* yeah pancakes, but none for you, you go to bed, while we dismantle the bomb, and keep all the pancakes for ourselves. HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! HA HA *COUGH* *starts to choke on the pancakes*

gives Sp a huge glass of milk. And hands THH some pancakes..Go on just bomb the thread

Hmm and that would really annoy Yerss - oh go on set it off even if your demands are met

CAN I SET IT OFF????????
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will personally make homemade blueberry pancakes with only the best canandian syrup AND serve them on a silver plater in bed........hell...ill even serve you some freshly squeezed (with my own hands) orange juice ....

IF you you blow up the HP forum

Oh god, that means no more pancakes for me. *curls into a ball sobbing*

Aw Sp! i have MORE!

woo hoo. *Jumps up and begins to munch pancakes*

toot

The HP Forum deserves to die a terrible death.

toot

I want pancakes with freshly squeezed lemon and lots of sugar.

toot

Preston, you are an idiot.

O.o

*the loud noise makes me drop my pancakes on the floor, i look up at English moosette, then starts to cry.*

you could use the bomb to make the secret tunnel...
wait, no, use a different bomb, this one should stay where it is

cry crybaby

moob

Okay, one of my demands have been met, with a bonus bed serving benefit that I did not expect!

Nine more demands need to be met, or HP goes down!!!

that offer only stands if you DO blow it up

I think that will be the case! You and me, babe! Some pancakes, orange juice (freshly squeezed), in bed . . . oh yeah!!


Six more hours, people!!!

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/5846/ava6.jpg

Let it go off!

would you like some bacon as well ?

KABOOM!!!

baaaaaaaaaccccccccoooooooonnn! droolio

think ill go get the oranges ready

chair

Freshly squeeeeeeeeezed! naughty

squeeeeezed with my own hands

TH!!! How can you not like Aunt Jemima!?! cry She's the maple syrup of all maple syrups!

But she's not even maple! She's corn syrup and carmel color!

i don't care cry

I may be out on the field setting up a live shot during my projected time to bomb the Potter forum, so I may have to postpone this historic event until later tonight.

I'll admit, the bottle is cool.

the bottle is the best part

Okay, I'll poor the pure maple syrup into the Jemima bottle, fair enough?

I'm always willing to compromise with my fellow KMCers.

*deploys commandos* shuriken

Your commandos are no match for my 'code crackers'!!!

thats really shows through in your first post there

They're toying with you, Thins.....

....Blow something else up to show'em you're serious!

fear not the.... crackers fear *retreats* kiddie

In less than an hour, KABOOM!

Bye bye Potter!!! osama

Damn, I have go edit some crap. I'll blow it up later.

Dammit!
The boomage has been postponed! Wait till like 4:00 CA time tommorow, so Im home from school!!

Postponed Boomage??

hysterical

Sorry, Teeps. I gotta do it now. But first I will make my closing statement.

*clears throat* A-hem. Do to the lack of cooperation by Killer Movies Dot Com in regards to my demands, I will now go blow up a thread in the Harry Potter Forum as was promised last night by me, The Tired Hiker. This disaster could have been prevented only if . . . *sighs* Damn it. There is someone knocking on my front door. I'll be back!

*on the edge of my seat*.....

Can i do it pleaseeeee!

You'll never believe what just happened! There was a knock on my door and who was it?!! It was Raz himself, with like fifty cops! I guess I am in huge violation of some sort of law that prohibits any type of bomb threat be it authentic or a farce! So, I grabbed Raz and locked him in my basement! Then I locked the front door and the cops are still outside, so I have to do this quick! *goes to blow up Harry Potter Thread* Don't worry! I have DSL in my basement so Raz should be okay, for now!

and the boom boom

DSL?? Razzle in your basement!

Hey THH you better be looking after Razzle!! droolio

Done deal!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2729920

Now I better go check on Raz in my basement. I might feed him an apple if he behaves!

.....The plot thickens!.....

Hurry up and blow it up already!

I just checked on Raz. I offered him an apple, but he's playing some Star Wars video game and refuses to be bothered. But he'll get cold tonight, oh yes, he will get cold and he'll want a blanket! Then, oh yes, then he'll be begging for my attention! Muh hwa haa haa ha haaaaa chaka chaka caan!

Damn cops are still outside.

I already have, silly! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2729920

TTH! You better be LOOKING after Raz!

POP CORN FOR SALE!!!!
WHO WANTS SOME POPCORN???

Ooops... My bad

ME! dripping with toffee!

He's fine. He's got DSL, what more do you want? ermm

no one want popcorn?
how bout fairy floss?

hmmmm I wanted popcorn

Like i have any idea what DSL is!

Give him this blanket of me! purlease!

and did you se the merman ava i posted in here it was the best I could find.

Raz says he wants some popcorn. But, all he gets are apples.

He's still playing that damn Star Wars game and these friggin cops won't leave.

Anybody have any ideas how I should rid of all these cops???

you havent thought this through... if you blow up the HP forum they will have no-place to go and all spill out into OT and ..ugh. horrid.

SURE! If you give sweet razzle some popcorn!

um....
okay here you go candy kisses
that'll be $3
im think thise bomb exabition will be great for business..kekeke

DSL is that high speed internet connection thingy! So, he'll be fine. He's playing Star Wars right now. The guy should be fearing for his life, but he's playing video games. I swear, it's tough being the mastermind of an internet related kidnapping.

So, where's my new avi???

a few pages back! But its awful and I am going to make you a new one.

Zersers, it's too late. I blew up a thread in there already. I don't think they noticed. So, I have kidnapped Raz in another attempt to recieve my ten demands. But the guy just keeps ignoring me and plays this friggin Star Wars game.

Dammit.... I gotta get some sleep......

I hope you're taping this, Thins....

....Vive la Revolution!!! ......

Your bomb threat didn't work, the actual explosion did nada, now you have Raz? I'm gonna kick your ass preppy

Hi Sy! I think Raz is having fun he likes getting kidnapped!

Okay, I tired to feed Raz some popcorn. He said he didn't want it right now, and then he hissed at me! I took the popcorn away, but he told me to leave it there. So I did. Now will you tell me how to rid of the cops???

I can't tape it. My camera is out in my car. With all these cops out there, I don't dare try to get it.

Oh, hold on, Raz has something he wants to tell you all!

what ever happens im on your side....
i know the winning team...
btw would you like to by some popcorn?
very cheap!!!

First your new ava!

Right give them this! Its a ransom note. I have kidnapped Ron Weasley! It might work...if not then tell them There is a second Bomb in the matrix forum. Should give you some time!

You could tell them that I've kidnapped and am tortuting Harry Potter to split their numbers...

why not send someone out with a bomb strapped to them?

Here, use Harry

*hands Harry to TTH*

I'm done with him.

Yeah! but who!
Raz is to precious to us!
Ron is too cute!

just leave Harry Potter!

yea ron weasley can be the person with the bomb strapped to him so if ne thing goes wrong he dies woohoo die ron weasly...........

CK will be after you with a knife now...

ron must die ron must die.....................chants over and over again

OI! Im have Ron in my torture chamber. SO BACK OFF!

HE likes it here anyway..so NO you cant have him/

Hey we could always use nitro!

Kicks nitro! remember me Im She-devil!?! Now be a good boy and hush up!

why do you care so much?

argh....that hurt
wat if i dont wanna be a gud boy and hush up

Well, here's what Raz pm'd me to tell you guys. He created some sort of 'secret inkription' that doesn't allow me to be able to read it. Supposedly, you folks should be able to read it fine. If you can't read it, tell me and I'll let Raz know. *sighs* Will one of you let me know what he says???

who?

I find this really funny!

TTH is making evil demands and acting like "evil terrorist" and then, he's actually got such a cute and innocent avatar!!!!!

confused

Who confused you?

ME?

Ariel the mermaid tortures many

blowup

no u didn't i just dont have a clue wat were talkin about now

we're talking about tth gettin what he wants....

Preppy!?

That hurts.

Now I will have to punish Raz since you said that! Oh yes!

awe ok.......im with you now

Leave Raz alone!

you wouldnt hurt Raz....
his the one who seems to be in control...

if u say so

hmm.....
my popcorn is no longer fresh....
time to make anew batch...

I get at least 30% of the profits, dude.

Im bored with Ron now!

So you want 90c?

ron must die!!

We can kill em together... Harry bored me a long time ago.

Let's burn them at the stake!

BOMB THREAD LAUNCHED BY general pizza the hut!!!!! http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/space/images/pizzahut.jpg

Guess what!!! I took his computer away! What do you think of that!!!!? Who's in control now, little Chachie! Hiker's in control!!!! Awe sheeeeet!

were fu-cked leave kmc while you still can

sure okay
we'll talk....
just keep the people coming and you can have your 30%

Sun Ce:

Aww Chachie. Can i torture razzle.

Just get on with it and blow up the HP forum!! A new one can always be re-built from the ashes!!!!

you still wont hurt him...
you love him too much
kekeke

Okay, it worked!!!!

Now, lets get to the bottom of a completely different matter. Is that you in your sig???

don't mess with THE HUTS!!!http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/space/images/pizzahut.jpg

YES!!. if you bothered to look in my profile Chachie you would see that!

jerry

im off people gonna go kill ron...duty calls.........be back soon im away for a cigarrete

kicks nitro!

baby

why do you have a dummy in your mouth Baka?!?

Smoking...bad for you!!!!

i do?


whistling

sue's ck for assault. GBH. ABH. section 5.

Hey!?! Im too cute for jail?

neva said u were goin to jail i nthought we could cum up with sum agreement