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Im sorry but i just cant lie anymore.

AliasNeo15, i dont know how to say this but Trinity isnt your mother..........I am

your father is hidiing somewhere in the heart of Korriland, you have been lead to believe he is dead but i know otherwise.

Im sorry you had to find out like this but it got a bit too much

korri u rule lol......*waits to see what he says*..........wait.....wouldnt that mean im the father

um no i think you should read it again

hey u just changed that

i know now u look like an idiot hahaha

*cough* no very serious subject

he wont wanna go out with u if ur his mother but

i hope not

he wont now lol if ur his mother

I AM HIS MOTHER!

wow, i wonder how neo is gonna take all this...

This is one disturbed family.

Well
*playing along*

This is very exciting news I thought my mother died out of her sheer stupidity, but to know that she is still alive, or actually she is a different person, it is great to know. So Korri, u like.....did it.....with....my dad?

um, if korri is your real mother then who's your dad? (dun dun dun)

Well, I thought my dad was Neo, but i guess, he is someone else. My best guess is my dad is...........BURLYMAN

that's kind of a scary thought.

Well, Maybe Neo isnt dead and Korri is keeping him somwhere. It would be kinda wierd to hav a dad that is younger than me

I dunno who your dad is aliasneo.

man, who the hell made this stupid thread

oh, whoops

yes, well the matrix has us all...

GOD, plz shut this thread down, plz

um....yeah

wow this is strange...korri is somehow younger than her own son...very very strange.

no im really 30

really? wow you look very good for your age

thank u

dont mention it

*coughplasticsurgerycough*

i dont believe in the stuff......im allergic to plastic

i see. then whats your secret? have you been taking anti-growth hormones?

no i just dont like growing

oh. like Peter Pan.

yeah same concept

cry

whats wrong?

i just crushed my fingers in my bedroom door

ahh would u like a bandage?

can i have a red one pwease?

yes

WAIT!!! IS ALIASNEO15 MY BROTHER????? cry

i guess

maybe i dont remember having anymore children...maybe i was drunk at the time

he is your uncle