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ok what the f is her problem? she is so URRRRR i hate her!
yea...u no wut... in all the other books besides dis one hated snape... but now with umbridge i dont feel that snape is annoying...its kinda weird cause snape was the most i hated in all... but now i think he is ok... i hope umbridge never ever comes back
uurrrggh that Umbridge woman !!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ! no capital letters for her : I mean that umbridge woman ..... EVEN makes me cry for TRelawney ( which is a bit, lol )
I just wish there were less muggle-acting-like people in the ministry of magic don't you think ?! Muggles using this forum are more like witches and wizards facing to her .... she ...YEAH that's it : would have been very close friend with auntie Petunia and would have probably-certainly-married dear uncle Vernon !!
aaah I just can't help imagining her head covered with bleeding words from her stupid quill "I swear I'm a big fat ugly stinky prat" and mind I'm pretty kind ...
well ..that was my opinion about that fool stubborn stupid disgusting umbreedj woman ....
hee hee hee jsut can't wait to see her head ripped off !
I h8 umbridge she is ttttttoooooo mean i think wit Harry h8n Snape even more at da end of 5 6 n7 should b dead good!!!!!!!!!!
i was sorry for TRELAWNY!!! when umbridge waqs bad to her, evil old hag... CRUCIO!! She has done it before, i think, because she know it and could do it!
Umbridge is utterly loathsome! Can you please vote against her on my poll? A lot of people have been voting against Voldemort instead.
I was really mad about what she did to Trelawny. and how she did her evaluation of Hagrid. that was just.....GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
duh....you're supposed to hate her....props to J.K Rowling
rowling's cool that way. she's so good at makeing you hate the right people and love the right people.
ahhh but she did both when she created Umbridge....because she created the character that you LOVE to HATE.
I would love to kill Umbridge.
During the whole book i wanted to stab her in the eye with a pen...
It would be a very satisfying death...Kinda like when that lurtz orc finally died in lord of the Rings...
whoa ....I sense a bit of violence...here....uh.....* takes all sharp object from the room*
: pulls a hidden sword out and looks for umbridge :
not you too.....put that down...and play nice....yes, we'd all like to hit her over the head with that....but play nice!
not until she does!!!!
well show you are better than her,,,,
just push the bit*h through the freakin veil!
i'm alll for that. AFTER i whack her with the sword.
hehe...I got my pen ready.
haha. Who DOESN'T hate Umbridge?
hey! snape is my faverite character but onto buisness. if you ahte someone there is only one possible solution. Avanda Kedarva, use responsibly.
or crucius (?) is that how it's spelled? anyway, that'd be the second best one for umbridge
how about the kiss of the dementor for umbridge? or force her with crocio into the death =) i know, i'm evil
snape is your favortie?
I wanna kill Umbridge!!!!!
she was so mean to Harry and everybody! I think that someone should kidnap her and torture her until she cannot even think of moving then kill her!
(i kno its evil)
that was too mean when she kicked harry off the team!
In Hermione's words about Umbridge "You hag, you evil hag!" "...you awful, twisted, vicious-" OotF page 396 Uk. I agree with Hermione really horrid women. Can't stand her, would of loved to see her use her own quill the big toad. She was just an evil, awful boody...toad!...I would be more creative with my name calling but its almost half one in the morning.
Only a fool wouldn't hate umbridge.... she's totally inhuman and just imagine Harry without his broom and being a seeker... he'll totally lose his mind....
i hope she never returns in books 6 & 7!
i hope she'll return =)
i luv being evil to perosns in the books
no but it would be interesting.....
...to see her in a process....
...an then in azkaban =)=)=)
what do you mean you hope she returns.... kind of sticking to antagonist are you?
NO! she should never return! she should become crazy and go into St.Mungo's Hospital!
Or she could just die and we can all be happy once again!
or get her trampled by centaurs. anyone seen billy boyd in ROTK? totally awsome...........
kiss of dementor...
i meant return...
...in the book! dont know how...
i saw ROTK, today with Rachel Riddle =)
I loved that! I got the song he sings on the soundtrack and i always cry!
major kleenex alert there. hey! umbridge could get attacked by Nazgul!!!!
EXACTLY! I WANNA DO THAT!
nup shes the greatest
Umbridge? what can i say? not only was she oblivious, like all the ministry, to the fact that Lord Voldermort had returned, but she was also so eager to impress the minister that she was willing to perform the cruciatus curse on harry. she even attempted to give him veritaserum. Thankfully Snape gave her the wrong stuff intentionally. everyone stop giving snape a hard time. u saw how immature james and sirius were. no wonder snape hated them. you'd be surprised how powerful a sorcerer snape is
trying to use the veritaserum doesn't mean anything. snape threatened to use it on him too. the cruciatus curse on the other hand............ sic her Nazgul!!!!
This is a general thing that a lot of people love the evil characters. There is Voldemort or Draco or Snape or Sauron (
) and many people love them. But I haven't known any person who loves Umbridge. And I can understand it.
If I was Harry I had cut her off all her sausage-fingers one by one.
How to do that? I don't know; maybe a Petrificus Totalus
http://www.stormynights.org/umbridge/ <- cool
http://www.typical-loser.com/umbridge/ <- nice, too
http://hate.spiffy-ness.ca/umbridge/ <- look at the heading picture
WTF is a nup?
I know Noob; n00b; nub and so on; all "Newbie"
and i know nap or n@p or n4p; all "Never-A-Pro" (Counter-Strike)
or with a knofe. that's the good old fashioned way of cutting things. nice and painful too.
whoa. meant knife.
knofe.......... fun word! i like it. i just have to find a meaning for it.
of course with a knife! the petrificus totalus is just because she shouldnt move
naw... she needs to writhe in pain while we do this.
Hello all! I've not finnished to read the 5th book yet....but I can't help it to say how much I hate Umbridge! she is hendious !!! what about that horrible punishment she made on Harry's hand?!? that's cruelty! OK, I've not read what end she will have but I HOPE she will be punished very hard!
you'll hate her more before the end. maybe if we poured salt in the wound after we attacked her w/ the knife. that'd hurt even more!
yea, but we need something more... painful!
maybe.... we could... hmm... put acid in open cut wounds!
ohh yeah! i love those plans! can i help???
and you're right Maikahyandowen! i wanna hear her bursting with pain, yelling and struggeling... hehehe great! and before she dies the cruciatus course... that'll cure her...
I wish i could make her write lines with her own blood
yeah, but that's not cruel enough!
perhaps as first step for our evil plan!
yes. that's step one. step two is the finger chopping. step three is the crucious curse again and again and again............
er..... writing lines with her own pen, but keep doing salt in the wound...
yes. salt is veeery important. then maybe adding in some beating with a baseball bat. whack!!!!
lol somebody got some more plans?
I HATE umbridge!!!!!!!! and i think that is stinks that sirius dies!
umbridge is just evilness personified (long word, be proud)
i think we should give her potions, u no, to give her boils and stuff, and maybe introduce some blast ended skrewts
she is so horrible.... i cant believe she set the dementors on harry..... i think that they should give her a little kiss
hehe...i do agree clapping . and it was terrible when she sent those people (can't remember who they were) to attack Hagrid!
yeh, but he kicked butt!!!!
was it her fault that McGonagall got all those stunners too?......
eugh *shudder* she is just so vile!!!!
I h8e Umbridge I feel JKR couldnt have come up with a more evil person than Umbridge!
Also I think we should combine the ideas from eezy45 and Maikahyandowen
We should make her use the pen, then pour salt in (with the rubbing) then put acid ontop of that and just keep doin that and when ever she lets out a scream put the crucious curse on her
that should have her screamin in pain
yes it was her fault.
*chants=must kill umbridge, must kill umbridge, must kill umbridge=chants*
she is so horrid... i hate her more than i hate voldemort.... i dont care what we do, as long as it hurts her, and she suffers!!!!!!!
Umbridge is psychopathic, just to clear that up. Like Voldemort, she exhibits all the classic criteria except for sexual promiscuity.
there is no way to like her..
she is so stupid and bad and......
oh I OS HATE HER it is all her fault and kreacher btw...
my English teacher is like Umbridge just not as evil (there can't be someone as EVIL as her!) but close enough...
oooh... really poor u!!!!
but whoever they get to play umbridge will be hated all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!
umbridge vs. Voldy. now THAT'D be something!!!
Umbridge has very little magical talent (or talent of any kind) Voldemort would win, no doubt about it.
!!!DIE, UMBRIDGE DIE!!!
Wish I could give her a nice big slap then torture her for hours 'till she screams for mercy
Voldy would win!! Umbridge is only powerful when she thinks she is in control, in a battle against Voldy she would give up before you can say "Evil".
yeh, but least then shed be gone!!!!!!!!!
she is so evil... she doesnt even deserve to die, she deserves to be tortured forever!!!!!!!!!!! and ever!!!!!!!
you know what, she makes voldy look reasonably nice (well ok not nice, but u kno what i mean
eugh *shudder* shes just so vile, there arent even any words to describe her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
of course Voldy would win!!!! that's the point!
((This thread was sooooooo old i refreshed it
Yea of course, thats the point, shed be killed!
fat old umbridge lying on the ground smoking....... Voldy cackling evilly in the background...... wonderfull!!!
yeh, but he better use the cruciatus curse on her first, so that she suffers!!!!!
Do you mean 'Click' here?
you do know of the already existing thread with this title and purpose, do you not?
Was she in the 1st movie or just in the books?
She was only in the fifth book, but OMG, she was such a hateful teacher!
umbridge makes snape seem almost reasonable .she is the most hatefull person iv read so far she some has serious issues
lots of issues.
Umbridge is a psychopath. The 'issues' are an incremental thing!
ppppppppfffffffffffttttttt harry potter sux all together
have u noticed how j.k rowling got everyfin from LOTR
like that giant spider and how frodo is a orphan like harry potter and those pplz wif no face that wear black clockes in LOTR well dont they remind u of a dementor in harry potter and LOTR was writen b4 harry potter so scrue u harry potter
OH..... and doesnt THE HOUSE ELFS REMING U OF GOLLUM!?!?
harry potter rox
yeh it is a bit familiar
Wow - people are pretty fierce in this forum!!
house elves and Gollum? no. definately not.
Elijah Wood was on Good Morning America today!!!!!!!!
umbridge is hot. i have no idea what your talking about shes a babe. She(if it is a she) is not annoying at all, she has to be my favorite person. i love her so much(were talking about harry right?) yea shes great!
i'm happy for you...
you need therapy. desperately.
i totally agree the only way umbridge could ever be hot is if she transfigures herself into a flaming torch
yup, she is so urgh!!!! Rupert Grint is fit tho.
O do any of u guys out there (uk) no the iron bru advert where the Grandad slups it? well I woz @ a consert + they showed that advert. 4m there he looked like Rupert.
Legolas, Pippin, Frodo, Hobbits + Elves are fit 4eva!!!
rupert is very fine
Daniel is even better.
id say both fine i agree with both of you
BurnetteBeauty1 luv ur pippin pic/siggy thingy! lol soo cute!
I really, really hate Umbridge, cause she's always acting so sweet, and all that. It would be better if she would show that she hated you from the beggining. Why is it that for DADA, we always get the worse teachers. Quirrell, dohe was just an idiot, Lockhart, he was just stupid, and funny, Lupin was okay, and "Moody" who turned out to be a lunatic. I'm starting to think that yes this subject is jinxed, maybe no tbecause the teachers only last one year, but becasue they are the worst.
I would probably do things like chew gum in classs, listen to music, sing, sleep during class, yawn openly, because I'm bored, ask stupid questions over and over again, and say things to Umbridge that are lies about her favorite students, and do bad things, and wreck the school, and frame other people, especially Slytherins.
the "chew gum in classs, listen to music, sing, sleep during class, yawn openly, because I'm bored, ask stupid questions over and over again" would just get u in trouble.
i'd rounds up my fellow gryffindors, and against us she's going down
id probably do what they did in ootp start riots strike and buy plenty of ammunition to get me out of her classes.
also everytime i saw her use the silencio charm on her especially in lessons or lock her in the room of requirement being used as a dungeon with fluffy or 10 fullygrown blast ended skrewts without her wand
petrify her...and accidently knock her out the window
ok that sounds cool but it would be too quick she deserves to suffer first
I can't stand her. She's is the worst.
I would bring you-know-who into her class just to prove that he has come back
i would sit down, light a cigar, crack a butterbeer and say
"ima harry potter a.k.a the 1 who beat you know. You dont want me in the class leave the school."
then u'd be in detention for the month
lol worth it tho
i mean come on what they gonig to do send a letter to uncle vernon who rpbly would be so scared of getting a letter for a wizard school hed ignore its existence.
don't forget her pen with the blood for ink, that's detention for a month
but if u think u can handle it
just shove a manakin hand down ur sleeve with a blood capsule in it
and make fake shreiks of pain?
what i'd do nyway lol
hey...no fair I'm a slytherin and I will not be any body elses scape-goat (lol) plus its not like she would believe you.
I would.....posion her food, throw spells at her as shes walking down the corridores. get the other students to skip her class. tell the minstry I saw her with death eaters.....find false information on her and give to the minstry and get her locked up, steal her wand and replace it with a fake wand, put deadly posionus snakes in her bed (poor snakes) play quidditch and beat the blugger in her direction, get dooby to be a spy,make a nasty postion and put it in her tea, turn her in to a toad, lock her in the rest room with moaning mrytal, keep telling her Voldemort has come back, cough really loud during class, mock her, dress like her use the three unforgivable curses on her, push her into the lake, throw her in the forbbiden forest.....shall I go on??
if I was hogwarts I think I would umbridges life a liveing h*ll !!
she would WANT to leave !!!
Probably wait in her office and set fire to her hair, then have Peeves hit her with Baseball bats. Jinx the bludgers so they hit her, Break her wand probably, what Fred and George did, call her Death Eater, probably have her ride a broom and then have the broom go crazy,etc.
i would move her when she was asleep to the dragon enclosur in gof and let the hungerian horntail have a few rounds with her
I think she's a great character in the books. What would OOTP be without Umbridge, really?
^^^ lol thats a good one pixie
just the Hungarian? why not all of them?
good point totally agree
I hated umbridge's character too, but the OOTP's plot just wouldnt have worked without her. I think it's good to have characters we hate in books. That way we are even more tied to the good characters thoughts and emotions
(or like me, i like the evil characters better
true. Umbridge is just someone you love to hate. that way, when something bad happens to her, it SO much more exciting.
A fate worse than death is the only thing she deserves - a Dementor's kiss!
now that would be cool
she needs to get kicked some more by the centaurs first
i quite agree
its what she deserves... but she wont suffer afterwards....... she deserves to suffer forever!!!!!!!!!
tho u r right.... she was essential to the books, even tho she makes my skin crawl *shudder*
i think she should just be put in a room, with nothing in there but her,.... and one by one, each day... ppl take it in turns to go in and punish her in anyway they want... that way everyone gets a go........
i think it will be 100 lines with that quill of hers, the salt in the wound, then some bubotuber puss, then.... hmmm..... maybe a swelling potion......... and a whole lot more stuff.... i have a whole day of torture to fill
thats got to be a winner cheeky munkey
thanx... you want the day after me?.... she mite be in a bit of a state when im done tho
I HATE UMBRIDGE!
i so pity Harry for his fifth year at Hogwarts. absolutely miserable.
and that quill!!!! ack!!! she is pure evil i tell you, PURE EVIL!
i can live with that
i would use a nice baseball bat on her. WHACK!!!
that would also be cool so many punishments for her its hard to choose a good one lets use em all
good idea! first we chop off her fingers one by one.... then rub salt in the wounds.....
hehe ..... then after that..... i think sum nice undiluted bubotuber pus into the wounds........
torture is fun.......... what next.........
oh and i think we should use a saw to cut her fingers of.... first break the bones, then cut them off slowly one, by one, so she can hear them grinding... we should then cook them and make her eat them
I HATE UMBRIDGE!!! ugh, she's such a toad, and the worst thing is, my chemistry teacher acts like umbrigde, she's like 'i'm your friend, i'm very foul, i should be shot, i would have have plates with technicolor kittens on them but my room is cutely overdecorated as it is, there is no room left'... it's very horrible... the horror... the horror....
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