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And I dont mean "little yellow school bus" or "safety pencil and circle of paper" special.

thumbsup

no, rather typical.

He is so very special, and nice little moose.

i managed to cut myself on a circular piece of paper once
am i special too?

Damn those sharp edges.

probably

hysterical

*gets off the bus, does up his velcro shoes and takes off his helmet*

Oh, Jedy!

God, I love you Clovie.

its not actually safer, cos a circle has infinite edges....whereas a rectangle has 4

we do NOT call the Priestess that.....EVER nono

Those misleading manufacturers! ranting

excusme me?

That just makes me want to do it more, Jedy

we sure don't, babe.

JP!! hug

blowup

hiya Prefect

Uh oh....

winkiss Oh, JP... you are the living end!

LMFAO..I SO pictured you with your hands on your hips and a sugar sweet smile saying that..

I was, actually.

I feel like a Big Mac.... back in a bit

for some reason i imagened him as cleveland from Family guy

"ohh Peter, you are the height of just-too-muchery"

I gotta jet. Have a good one, everybody! winkiss

That tickled me in a way that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I would be like 'Oh, yeah. Thats nice.'

Wouldn't he be more special if he was a.....Pakistany Moose?

or handicapped in some immediately noticable way

or could perform circus tricks..... while on his head




(literally his head, not hands)

Well, Duhh..I can...sheesh...

I have 4 legs, antlers that fall off in the winter and I'm hung like a horse...what is not handicapped about that?

Oh wait...scratch #3...that's *chuckles* NOT a handicap.

tis handi.... be a bit awkward as far as headgear goes tho

moose is as special as apple pie with vanilla ice-cream on the side

Aww....thanks Shell...

OK back with my Big Mac & fries.........moose is special in the way that he can derail any thread he enters with ease

Thanks.....?

What he or she just said!He is so very special, and nice little moose jm

oh lighten up antler head you know Im just playin with ya.

*shaking my ANTLER head and laughing*

No..if you were playing with me, I'd have a smile THIS BIG!

Little moose? LITTLE MOOSE?

Thanks JM.

I said it to, but you ignored me. *sniffs*

So you did...I am so very sorry. Can you forgive me?

wouldn't anyone? IMO, JP is simply irresistable! (i love that song )

No.




just joking. Of course i can.

Great!

*gives her flowers and money*

I'm starting to like you more, and more.

Your welcome!and you are a big moose!JM

*nods*

I wear on people after a while...

CM, we worship u!!

I dunno..... .....I've always preferred Chocolate!

Who's this Canadian Moose guy?

Ugh...for that you deserve to be flogged.

The one with the hoof on your ass.

Ummm....? Is that a good thing......?

moose-skin is quite warm

Oh...flogged?

Depends on how kinky you are I suppose..

Yay! A good thing!

That's not funny...

Then why did you laugh?

It was a sarcastic "That's not funny" because I actually found it funny...*notices the blank look in her eyes* You following this?

Yep, but I must remind you that my brain is outside of the biscuit tin!....I f you know what I mean!

thats the third sarcastic post ive seen have to be explained... i love sarcasm and it pains me to see it abused via explanation

Sorry, my fault!

i blame the education system, there should be a class devoted solely to humour... with seperate courses; sarcastic and general

If that were the case, I normally would have done well in school, with the exception of today of course!

Flogging? Whenever I run a google on flogging, why do I find Canadian Moose associated with it?
Is that what you mean by "special," Samurai Guy?

REALLY?

*trots off to see for himself*

Well...I checked....and all I can see is Flogging Molly...not Flogging Moosey.

Random

They're password sites, and code is employed.

*looks at her*

How do you know so much??

I'm a student of nature and a lover of the wild.

And you have a sister named Ron who brings home strays...yeah I know that stuff....but I mean...

*stops mid sentence*

Did you say Lover of the wild?

I'm from the wild...

In my heart he is

No- the sig...the sig of salacious stultifying studliness, the sig, the sig...

Look away naughty

I can't, I...

*covers her in Moose kisses*

The fur tickles droolio

And I'm only kissing your face!

Imagine if I were to....

no..don't.

naughty moose flirt1

I said don't imagine!

That will only get me into trouble!

Too late droolio naughtiness turns moi on diva
Never change moosey cry stay "after school special" special blushing

*Trying desperately to understand the last part*

The only afterschool special I remember was about bullying...and teen pregnancy...

Mine was about self confidence and being happy with who you are

Well, you oughta be comfortable with who you are...I mean....if I were you I'd be very proud...


...and I'd stand naked in front of the mirror for HOURS!

Awwww.
Mmm, yeh!

Mmm, posted late- late, I say!

You mean you don't already do that? shockish
Shame on you......

Not to look at ME, no.

Not too many mirrors in the North Woods- I imagine he makes do with pools of still, deep water.

Your posts...are so...thoughtful....

Yeah, I check myself out in pools...but I can only see my undercarriage, which is kinda weird.

What a waste that is

aww of course!

You're nutty. I don't find MYSELF attractive. I find me boring.

Now, if you were standing behind me, and I could see you in the mirror, that would be a totally different story!

acht nein!

I'd lift your kilt up naughty

What's that mean?

OMG you're bad...

Behave yourself Scott....Behave yourself Scott...Behave yourself Scott

What can I say, nothing sexier than a man who can pull off a skirt whether wearing it or otherwise naughty

it means i lover you droolio

Nice. I'll keep that in mind....

Yes, pull off the skirt! Yeh, baby- here's a five!
Thoughtful enough for you?

Does it?

Thank you.

Feel free to drop by anytime.

Write it down someplace

I did. It's under my kilt. I didn't have any paper though.

What?

*flips kilt*

You like to write big, hey? That's a sign of confidence!

*stands there*

Is this what you wanted to see?

*shows her his.........scooby doo underwear*

Good one!

And thank you!

Mmm, Shaggy!

Omg how did you know, Scooby Doo underwear is like unbelievably orgasmic flirt1


Anyways Scotty as much as I lover you, it's nap time for moi
Au revoir mon chere winkiss

Nap time? What the?

Ok darlin, have a good one.

Ciao

I was up early so I'm sleepy

Sweet dreams sweetie. winkiss

Thanks alot for ruining my commando image of you there scott

*turns and leaves*

So special, Canadian Moose is.

yes, he's extremely wonderful

hes so special, more special than anything else that is special, GOOOOOOOO SPECIAL MOOSE!

Give me a C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N
Give me a M-O-O-S-E!

GOOOOO MOOSEY!

Fank you...fank you awl vewwy much...

I think he is special. But he turned my scott mad. Just like him!

He's special...special at not being special of corse!!

I'm kidding!!! Bob loves him really!!

hey nicci

*hands you a lolly* Here big guy, knock yourself out

cry I want a lolly toooo

Hi Glenn

how are ya hun

Grrr...Nicci....he was already mad!

Im ok! I met this cool guy in tokyo. well he works for my dad and he is looking after me. lets go to chilling shall we and have a huge chat

*hits himself in the head repeatedly with the lolly*

It's not working...

hey Mr mOOSE

o! scott ye mad git!

Wassup buddy? How you been, what's new on the street?

I admit it...I'm mad...but...in a good way.

What's new on the streets...

Have you tried the new drugs?

*gives you a bigger lolly* try that, hit the temple

Look at this haircut...do you really need to ask that?

You're a real friend, you know that?

That's not a lolly...it's a bloody sledgehammer!

Knicks the lolli. thanks Scott

ROFL! I'm sorry, my evil side sometimes takes over, especially when I forget to take my meds *twitch*

You're welcome. It wasn't that good anyhow.

LMAO

*hands him a bottle of meds*

Take the whole thing.

Scott you forgot the other bottle! here we go kosta!

I find that washing it down with alcohal helps the twitching...if by help, you mean intensify...

*radar ears hear the word alcohol*




WHERE!!! LET ME AT IT!!!

How is my special boy today?

Super! Thanks for Asking! animals_bunny2

Are you guys trying to get me high??