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Don't you just hate periods

Don't. You get. Me. Started.

i have all girl cousins so yes i hate periods cause if one has one i know all the others will have one too.

No, I don't. Punctuation is good.

I have heard of it before. Its not a happy house when more than one women has a period.

Nope.

kill them all


i wish cry

Nice subject matter. They don't bother me, being a guy and all.

grr

I bloody hate periods! I know the pun is there, but I do really hate them!

"Grr", what?

You don't have any. Your lucky.

God. pms

Not really, when my girlfriend is "on" its annoying!





Woah, my name changed before my eyes... I need a new sig now. Thanks Raz!

Mmm- you want serious? Fine- I can do Serious. No, I can't- but I'll put an arm around Serious, and pose for the camera..
Well, periods have some good aspects:
1) I am too long-suffering, and do not say the things that need to be said in a timely matter- but when Aunt Flow is in town, with her immoral support, I tell it like it is and like it should be.
2) I slow down a bit, and have some time to myself.

yeah i hate periods thats why i always failed grammar in elementary school

when u stop and look at what that smiley is doing u realise its the most disgusting thing ever created in smiley form...

i dont get periods, but it is annoying when ur girlfriend is on and u cant u kno.... stoke the fire

No I cant say I do - well it depends of course - sometimes.

You can't stoke the fire? OK, if you can't, fine- that's you.

well you could, but id rather not at that time of the month...and personally find it disgusting that any1 else would

.....

Think outside the box...

Watch the content, or its gonna get closed.

*walks in whistling, sees topic, walks back out whistling*

Anyways ....


What really helps, it hot water. Don't know why, but it does.

Chocolate bars- essential.

mmm.. chocolate

*nods*

Walk- move about, get out, go to a cafe, curl up by a fire, read a good book (not a sad one! A comedic one). Actually, I don't care to be round my friends when I'm on the rag, but some girls need that, too.

I have to work

*sniffs*

I bet moose is a bit confused in here aren't you moose?

Mmm, me too, during most of 'em. I find I'm not 100% with my energy. My focus is inward- that's not bad, it's good- but when you are wanting time with yourself, and can't have it, that's frustrating.

huh?

thats funny

A little...I'm just here for the sympathy factor.

Ice cream anyone?

why is she eating her bloody tampon??

She's a Smilie, and an abominable one- that's why.

Unless she genuinely likes the taste, I find that to be the most repulsive and pointless thing.

OMG

thats D.I.S gusting

One of the worse parts is the cramps. . .

Cramps? They're bad sometimes, not others- I think it has to do with how well you've been caring for yourself. If you don't drink enough water, if you're not active, if you don't get the right minerals from your diet- that's when it bites into you hard. And that's one of its uses-it calls attention to your body and its proper maintenance, which we all neglect too often.

I agree with that, cause one day, during my period last year, I hadn't drank any water the day before (i had some pop and stuff but not a lot) and I ended up going home later that day because my cramps were so bad

Yes- and that's why I think periods rock.

they rock because of the cramps, or because they tell you you're not healthy?

Blah. I hate periods. I'm on mine right now, and my cramps are killer...usually they're not too bad but I've been feeling kinda sick for the last couple of weeks so now they're really bad

I need some chocolate. And a heating pad.

They rock because they educate you about your body and give you a little kick in the @ss to take good care of it.

I do love a woman who has a healthy body.

When i drink Iron bru my cramps go away but i still say it kills so i don't have to do any work.

One thing i hate is waiting for it to come.... sometimes it just appears out of no where and then it goes and comes back later..... I've on had a couple but it is sooo annoying... Not happy Jane

I hate waiting for it to come i have pains a whole week before it comes an right now my stomach is killing.

I go psycho on my friends right after mine instead of before.

It gets easier as you have more- it's a bit trippy at first, yes, especially the hormones/emotions.

*sniffs*

I was cramping all day today, and i have not started yet. See i cramp a couple days before my period. So I was cramping at work. Was not in the mood to work today.

Don't blame you- spoil yourself tonight!

Don't have time. Need a shower, then some rest.

Then get up and go back to work. Then clean the house, then see my parents.

Gaah!- draggy day. Well, do spoil yourself, ASAP.

Oh, God, periods suck big time.
Whenever I miss one, my stomach starts to kill me. And putting that on top of stress does not make me or anyone around me a happy camper.

It's fun being a girl.

Insert sarcasm here.

Last year this girl on the bus had a period and I guess she didnt know about it, but when she got up thier was a huge blood stain on the back of her pants and thier was a pool of blood in her seat

Poor girl.

That was always my worst nightmare.

Nope dont have em anymore

We called her "Leaky" after that

*longs for menopause*


SlipknoT, that would be embarassing as hell. She would've copped it afterwards.

yea when she found out she turned so red and didnt talk the rest of the day

You're so mean!

she would get so mad

Well of course she would... that's possibly my worst nightmare.

It was so funny

Would it be so funny if it happend to YOU?

Thankyou, Levi!

I have a free period now

Oh ha ha!

Mmm, happened to me- blue jeans, however, so I felt it before it showed. I simply tied my sweater round my waist (it was the eighties- we ALL had sweaters for accessories) and went to the Nurse for a pass home.

I had it at work once, luckily my trousers were dark enough, so no-one noticed!

I don't fuss too much about it- it's unavoidable, and it's hardly a toxic substance. I don't mind pads instead of tampons, on days when I have no work.

Yea I do I just wish we girls only got it once a year then it would be great.I get mined pretty bad that I miss school and feel like I could puke.
I am not looking forward to next month not at all because of it.It sucks big time.JM

JM- I think you need to research carefully, as it's an important decision, and there are side effects- but if you want, you can ask your doctor for a scrip for the Pill. The pill regulates your fertility cycles and permits menstruation by the use of "dummy" pills. If you skip these dummy pills, and take 2-3 months of the "active" pills straight through, then you will have that time without a period. However, I think periods get much easier with practice at managing/handling them, so I'd encourage you to hang in there.

I have this idea that the pill is against JM' s morals. However, she might change her mind later.

I doubt that ever happening Storm if I want to take meds I take alive and it helps there is also some meds that a doctor gave me to take.No it is not birth control pill it is something to make it better.
JM

Wow.

Would someone quote me for JM? I would like her to understand WHY I suggested the pill...and that I don't necessarily promote it for any purpose.

I' m sure she understands.

No, see- I'm on her ignore list- I think I'm there for being naughty, LOL. She hardly gave herself a chance to know me!

Understands what?JM

My hate for periods rivals Hitler's hate for the jews.

Is it really that bad?!

You get periods? you might wanna get that checked at doctors...i dont think thats right....?

Fourth period was always the best. That's when I had P.E.

Never said I GET periods....I just hate them, because I have to deal with the consequences of them.

Like, the flavor?

Good lord...that's sick.

Yeah that, and just general unpleasentness from the girls who are in their period.

Lovely thread. Really.
Men PMS just like girls do, did you know that?
Of course I dont PMS, i dont have mine yet. Im almost 16 too w00t w00t

Bwahahah!!

One thing that amezes me with most guys who b!tch about 'unpleasentness' with girls on periods is the fact that they either dont pay any attention or they dont come in contact with girls who are on periods - let me sum this up for you

Girls only PMS before or after the periods - and some both before and after - never during. thats why its a PMS

The name of this thread should be changed to "Tampon Talk"

I thinkie he was bitching about the period, not pms.

I find periods very artistic!artist

No because it cant happen to me

that happened to a girl i know. . she had on white pants at the time too

This one whitish pants on

periods suck!!!

Falling4Daniel, consider yourself damn lucky.

you are so lucky

Yeah, damn i hate being on my period.

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I hate when my girlfriend uses it as an excuse

the "dudes" never got to sit in the classroom back in primary school when the "dudettes" were giving the very big and special "talk" on the periods so I have bassically a vague idea of what the whole concept it is.

Discos - it bloody baffles me

hmmm. . how to explain a period. .

my girlfriend explained it to me once, i was confused as ever.

Discos - stuff going in stuff comin out. blech

Period, i can explain it.

Its basically just all the blood shit thats supposed to cushion this damn baby. But of course the egg isnt fertilixed, so the body just decides to totally dump the stuff out with little warning

...You're a guy.

^^ oh god, your on this topic!

What I'm saying is how can he possibly know exactly what a period is and how damn annoying they are if he hasn't experienced it?

well he might as well know, so he's informed

Yeah, they can get extremly irritating.

Poor males

I don't think I know any that understand periods.

I liked it on south park:the movie

Mr Garrisson: "well, im sorry wendy, but I just dont trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesnt die"

And for that I consider myself blessed.

Hahaheh...
Oh, this is going to scare some kiddos, however-
__I'm so happy. I just bought my first Gladrag. I'll use it like an overnight pad, and wash it in the morning in the washing machine- what could be simpler? It just snaps onto my panties and it saves me money! I'm happy becuase I don't give a sh!t anymore for the idea that this blood is somehow "foul." Yeh, right, whatever. It's hardly a deadly poison, and I will no longer treat it as such, throwing out anything that comes into any slight contact with it immediately! What dumb panic. I'm 29 and DONE with that drama. What sh!t. Christ, my sister's a doc in the emergency room, if she can calmly deal with stranger's blood I'm not going to be troubled by my own.

I think periods are worse for guys, than girls...Sure, girls get the physical suffering, but it's the guys who have to put up with the mental torture that comes along with it!

hahaha...very amusing..

you wouldn't say that if you had to go through it

Hello??? Girls have to go through the mental and physical part of i.

i got to go home one day from school because it was so bad

U poor thing

Yeah, right...I have to shave my face every day - that's not fun.

Re. periods...I told my girlfriend the other day that I think I have 2 girlfriends....1 is a sexy, beautiful, funny, intelligent, reasonable princess who I see for 25 days of the month, and the other is a ****ing loopy beatch from Hell. I didn't use those exact words though...

o well, at least us women get to experience the joys of giving birth ! -

Whoohoo. I've experienced the joys twice. Could've done without it.

I don't mind my periods though. Never bothers me much.

Guys give birth too! Although it's generally the brown and stinky kind...

Taco bell makes it hurt so bad...

The same goes for curry...Although spicy food makes the process speed-up somewhat, you still suffer from what I like to call 'After-burn'...

And the toilet pan shatters from heat...

me too

I hate them.They hurt like heck and so bad I have to stay in bed all day.Not eating anything.The second day is no better but then it gets better.
So why can't we have them every other year?That would be great!JM

they are such a pain

I've questioned what to feel about these stupid things. Lately it seems, I'M WRONG, to actually feel bad for my girl-friends, so we'll see what happens next. The reproduction preparation is extremely unbalanced I say, I still wonder what God was thinking when he made it like this. I sure as hell have a strong feeling in the future though, that I WON'T be bothering with any future girlfriends/my wife when she has her period, because I'm sure everything will "somehow" be my fault.

The thing about the period is you're short-tempered. If there are issues previous to the period, but she doesn't feel comfortable expressing herself in definitive terms- rest assured that the period will bring it all out! It doesn't cause our opinions to change, it just causes us to not give a sh!t how someone might react to them. Sometimes this can be a good thing, if you're holding back what needs to be said. Once all the cards are on the table at last you're over the hump and moving on, for better or for "worse." IMO, it's always best to move on if you're stuck on an issue- even if you're only capable of choosing a rough road out of that area. Going in circles is a waste of time.

The joy of giving birth? The thought of the pain makes me cringe!

Sweet. Let's all talk about periods

i hate period cry

Lil Bitchiness, actually Brad is with Jolie...I like them as a package deal, anyway!

whenever my ex had a period, i made sure i didn't come in 25 feet of her, she's like an emotional grenade, anyone near her dies!

i never thought anyone would actually make a thread about it glare
Anyways, since you started it, i dont really feel anything

Actually, the rumour is that they have only had a fling - hence the divorce - Bitt is currently single - as he isnt even divorced yet.

I do have too much respect for my lovely Anglelina Jolie who herself said that - ''married men are ugly men'' to even consider shed get into a relationship with a man who isnt even divorced yet.

So..no.

It's sad I thought Jen and Brad would make it

who gives a shit!!...its sad?....people get divorced all the time but because these two are celebrities everybody overhypes it and makes a big deal out of nothing

Im not overhyped, im overly happy - read the sig.

Lil B, it is genuinely hard to respect you're requests for a PG-13 forum when you have a pity sex remark staring you in the face.