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What can be said about the guy that isn't already known?

He's the straw that stirs the drink...

The glue that holds us together...

Our wing man when we're on a hot date, but her friend is not all that great.

His threads are legendary in both their quality and quantity....who can forget...Who likes Toffee ? I know I can't.

So to Scott...raise a drink...tell him how wonderful he is.

Stop him in a thread and thank him for the countless hours of dedication and work he has put in here.

And most of all....thank him for being so ridiculously good looking.

Everyone now....

MAGNUM!

You love me. You REALLY love me. weep

And just for you, Moosey.... here is an all-new look.

*DESERT STORM*

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Once again...he
amazes...

Can't disappoint my legends of fans, now can I?

*crickets chirping*

Cheers *raises pint* To all the good times had, and all thats yet to come. Youre a national treasure Scott!
Now lets all get drunk and play foozeball!!

Here to you, and here's to me
And may we never disagree
But if we ever disagree
To hell with you and here's to me!

Aw. babes....I lkiey the thread i really do.

(sorry i knicked scotts lolli-pop.)

Scott(my scott) is the bees knees!

But im not going to thank him for being goodlooking. But i will thank him for outting up with my tantrums and loving me no matter what!

Scott I LOVE YOU!

This is sooo awww cute. It's like kittens in doll clothing.
I don't put kittens in doll clothing. No. Not once...

AHAHA! Gold! I love it!

Now, sorry for my ignorance, it IS late you know.....but both of you are named Scott......or am I trippin?

Isn't it just dreamy?

No kosta they are both named scott! or the two mad scotts. But at least i dont get there names mixed up

But who's name are you calling out when...

Oh ferget it..

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Its like the perfect duo! The Two Scotts. Or the SS, Or the Super Scotts, Or the Scoobidy Scotts! I could gon on forever!

We know.

Golen thread!

Scoobidy scotts?

Thats why i use your screen names! lol

Scobidy Scotts - Thats my favorite.

So...if you two were intimate...you'd be calling out..

Oh Samurai Guy! ??

Oh, Canadian Moose! Oh, Samurai Guy!!!
What the hell do the neighbors think?

yes! i guess. Or just oh baby baby!

Why are we discussing my sex life lol

RFL

*mind wonders* Samurai moose.....Canadian guy...... I need sleep.

Change of pace I guess...instead of me discussing how I'd like to get laid, and hitting on everyone, let's dish about your sex life.

LMFAO!

I might just say! scott its so easy!

work with me!

Hey! I dont like where this is going.

Aw im sorry scott!

he started it honest!

*kisses hubby*

Ok..you're right.

Umm...

do i look fat to you guys? I feel bloated.

Your huge!

You hurt me Nicci...cry

You're beautiful. Everybody loves you!

HEY I JUST MADE AN ASTONISHING DISCOVERY! If I rearange the letters in my name and get rid of some, I get "Skot"!!
OMG! YEAH! I feel so proud *eyes fill with tears* *salutes*

Huge is bad?

Yep......or nope.....dunno......*head explodes*

Another Skot. oh great.

I love you all really

ROFLMAO

That is sure something...

And if I take my name...subtract some letters...add some letters, and put it JUST so....I get...KOSTA!

Wow- that is mind-blowing. It REALLY makes you think about the connectedness of all beings, hey? Time for the Nice Chianti, I think.

Well It quarter past midnight. So i bid you goodbye!

ROFLMAYONAISE! We must be related! Do you by anychance have a birthmark on your butt cheek in the shape of Michaelangelos (sp) David?????

hey under my avy says property of scott. but which scott?

A conundrum- you must thoroughly investigate this. Keep us "posted!"

*ponders as "pink Panther" music plays in the backround" Hmmmmm

horse

......yes.......

Stupid horse.

Oh bummer, we cant be related then . Mine is the Virgin Mary.

Birthmark? Honey, that's a tattoo...just because you can't remember how you got it, doesn't make it a birthmark.

I have the Sisteen Chapel

That still doesn't explain how you knew about MY birthmark...

*looks at Scott accusingly*

moose....Moose....MOOSE...I'm a moose.

It's completely visible in the flogging pics at Pimped By Moosette.com.

that was emant for SG's post

And, by the way, I'm sure I've bought her a diamond by now...can't I get some customer appreciation?

How the hell do I keep ending up on flogging sites?

Who and WHAT?

remember in the Moose Is Special thread when I ate your pants because I was really high? I saw it then Its quite nice.

Anyhoo guys, I'm off to bed. Sleep is inevitable, be it on the keayboard or on my bed, the bed sounds better. Night you crazy bunch of crazy dudes and dudettes.......and mooses.

dont party too hard without me

Good Night; don't forget the bunny PJ's.
Moose, honey, it's a pay site- thus, Pimped by Moosette.com. All I want is an X-mas freebie. If you don't want to be on flogging sites, maybe you should find the cameras, hmm?

^ This is my favourite newbie

Raises a glass (after sneaking a slip) to The legend of this site Samurail Guy!JM

It's like, total coincidence that my site is called The SS.

*hunts through files*

I don't have a copy of the contract

Whoa, BAD record keeping, BAD businesswoman, BAD dom! How do you think that makes your Moose feel? Quite insignificant, I'd imagine- but if that's how he LIKES it, then- GOOD work!

Mhmm, he likes to play the inferior roles.

I shouldn't have to keep my own freakin' records anyway!! If the company would cough up the dough I could employ minions to do that shit for me.

You totally want me, don't you?

It's so obvious, to a professional Moose.

True, minions, good things. French origin, it was a term of endearment, for a pet, a plaything, a favorite. Why has it lost that sublime usage?

*shrugs shoulders and picks jaw up off floor*

*nods*

SEE?

*sees*

combined with droolio equals HOLY SHIT, WE'RE IN TROUBLE

Aren't I great?

What did you do?

I KNOW!!

Now imagine if she's hot?! sweat

If she's hot, in addition to being hypnotically intelligent, you're dumped

Hot-blooded- now, I'm a tomboy, typically, and I insist on being worshipped for it... The leather stays in the basement, but the slavish adoration does not.

I demand pics. I will lick your toes for said photos

After reading her last post, I think I'll just remove my toothbrush and robe from your bathroom.

Hehheheh- NO, no pics- I haven't got any to share...sigh. My last boy stole the lot- my fault; I thought it was a good move to delegate the archival work...
Runs like a rabbit when he sees me.

*holds toothbrush hostage*

You ain't havin' the brush

I thought everyone knows what I look like. I dyed my hair Auburn on the weekend, so I have reddish hair now.

Red...dish?
Red hair...
Who told him this villainess' hidden weakness?

you dyed you hair! MMM yumy i want pics hubbby!

right taro is here bye all!

Scott i love you

Love you too, Nicci.

Red is my favourite colour.

*bump*

Likeness of the Ego Bumping

I already bumped it for you today playa.

I love myself. Almost as much as I love Smallville and Taffy.

And I am a man who loves his taffy

I'd say that would be a tough choice for you wouldn't it? Eat yourself or taffy?

I like taffy

It's sticky


(boy did that sound bad)whistling1

uh EWW?

Indeed. Ew.

Scott used to be a teenage hand model

NOW, that's a REVELATION. Stand down, TH/English Moosette. You've been surpassed.
SO, Scott, tell us all about your...hand job.

*walks in, reading the previous post....*

Ohhhkay...umm...

Right back at the amazing ***S***

Give him some loooooooove.

Indeed. Love me!

...no... you dont have to love me. Just... well... yeah, love me.

*raises an eyebrow*

Scott....you had me at hello...

Oh, brother...

You are the real Man, Myth, Legend around here...

Rather the Moose, Myth, Legend.

oh sheesh Get a room you two!

You're insane....everyone loves you....

You bring so much to the table...let the masses adore you ***S***....

Where is the fun in that, JP?

Morning superdude!!!! hug

Good superman Morning

hysterical

RTO is here... you know what that means..

http://hometown.aol.com/genjasd100/images/stewie.gif

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Me too. I dyed it blackberry and it came out wine coloured.... nice though.