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In the Red Corner we have Samurai Guy and Samurai Girl...

In the Blue Corner we have Canadian Moose and English Moosette...

This will be an inter gender tag team for the best matching named couple on KMC!

LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLEEEE!

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*theme tune to Rocky fades in*

ROFLAMAO!!!!!!!!

And Scott...I mean...this is cute and all....but...


IT'S ON BIATCH!

You're so dead...

The feck happened there?

*points*

What he said schmoll

Whatever, girlfriend.

*afeminate finger snap thing.*

yawn! hi guys!

Oh yeah?

*hair/shoulder flick + toe point + hand on hip*

Mhmm.

YEA!Go Moose!I am for you boy!JM

I'm going to kick your ass. You may be pro Moose, but you will not offer yourself to him. Capisce?

Go kerry!

O and dont even bother to offer yourself to Sam guy! The dude is married

Fecking right sista

Although technically, we're opposition. But, while JM remains in this thread, we shall unite!!

Im to tired to fight!

LOL...thanks JM...

*eyes Kerry*

It's not what you think...I think...

She's 14.

*pats antlers*

I'm proud of you, my little protegee

Nicci is cheering Kerry on when she is on my team. Does anyone else see the wrong in this?

I'm so lost right now Scott, I have no idea what is going on. I'm in 3 threads trying to figure shit out...

no im telling some girl to get your mits off you before she does......Im going out with taro. gonna hit a nightclub

Mud wrestling, right? Noooo- Jello! Red jello, yessss.

Are you refereeing?

I hope so!

And I am really confused too, Mooser.

What is happening today...?

I'm smart aren't I?

I pick up things really quickly?!

Today, I feel like I can't keep up with anything.

WHAT IS GOING ON SCOTT??
*drops to floor and holds on to Scott's ankles*

Aww i love you scott!

confused much!

Which Scott? Who?

blowup

Which confused Scott do you mean?

I know the I love you part is for SG, but we're both terribly confused.

To say the least.

Lets just wipe the slate clean and agree that we are sexy.

*cool, sexy guys secret handshake*

Agreed.

*gets hopelessly confused*

Join the club.

At least the 3 of us are sexy.

Damn straight queen

Ok you people all seriously need something constructive to do

Yes...yes we do....please...I'm begging you....help me.

...I'm in school, no one's here, and I'm bored. What do you expect?

Dunno what everyone else's excuses are, though...

Lego

I'm just severely messed up.

Legos? Where?

Oh! I Know! Eating dirt!

*jumps on Scott's back and rides him around the room*

*makes "Sam" trip*

*spins around really fast to see who is on his back*

*giggles*

*Deep baritone voice*

It's no one you know Mister...

Listen, Franz, I told you I things got a little to complicated and I just cant be with you anymore.

Erm....yes...I know that...but...I just love you so much...and that NICCI girl came between us...

You're not Franz! IMPOSTER!

Oh, its you Scott. Um... where...am...I? I ...must be ... Sl...eep... Walking.

Yes, that will do.

*eyes him warilly*

Hello Scott.

I must say, the above conversation is extremely disturbing.

I don't WANT to know who Franz is...

I will NEVER bring him up again...

I would appreciate it if we could just get on with our lives.

*hands him a cigar and a beer*

Konbanwa Tomodachi

Bless you.


morning nicci!

evening scott! i said good evening friends

Ahhh...gotcha!

How are you??

O.o

Hiya, cutie! (Nicci)

Glad you put Nicci's name there...coz of course I would have thought you were talking to me...

hi hubby!

im good! went dancing last night! Taro is such a good dancer!

Well I have to go! I'm watching the ring! (japanese style)

Sayounara
(thats goodbye!)

*points to self*

I knew that smartass

*looks around*

Kerry hug

Hi Allana! Sorry...is it with an H or no?

It's just Alana Hi Scott!

Two Scotts...heh...

Oh..sorry..1L...ALANA...I got it now.

2 Scotts, yepper. It gets a little confuzzling at times...

I have a nice, unusual name, so rarely does anyone confuse me for someone else...

Though I have been confused with silver_tears on account of our usernames.

Yeah! I used to get you two mixed up all the time. Except she tends to jump on me more...and then Kerry gets mad at me...

You did, too?

I'm the shy, quiet Silver on KMC...well, for the most part

And yet I know someone quite different to the shy girl you play on KMC And I'm not mad at you Scott, I'm mad at your shexiness and the obvious inability of moronic children to NOT hit on you in my absence

It happens...*shrugs*

What you know about me is what counts.

I just wanted to call a certain someone a moronic child, it keeps me smiling

you would NOT believe how less shy I've become over the last few weeks...

Kerry! hug Miss you! Damnit chicky I haven't talked to you in ages!

hug I know!! And I have to leave in 10 mins cry

But we can chat tomorrow ok? I'll be on at random intervals all day, mainly around 2pm ~ 5pm.

Awwww cry

Tomorrow I should be on...

Good, it's a date naughty I gotta shoot people, love you Lana hug

And Scott, if you can't be good, be Moose~like winkiss Love you baby.

Bye sweetie! hug

Who else would I be hon? Love you too darlin.

i vote moose!

Good girl...you can have a cookie.

Thanks!

*eats cookie*

yey! go moose!

Aren't you my owner? I've been sorrily under attended to!

I leave for an hour or two and everything goes to hell.

cry sowwy....

*gives moosey food*

*devours the cracker*

a cracker? A single cracker?

Wha?? Coz of my cheering section?

Cheering section? I thought you were getting gang-raped.

Oh well, that too...

i didn't give you a single cracker...the word 'food' can be plural...you made it out to be singular food...

*gives cornbread dressing*

*puts down salt-lick*

There you go, Moosey

I'm a dumb moose, what do you want from me?

Cornbread dressing..must be a southern thang...

Scott..I'm not a horse.

i need you to do my algebra homework..

droolio who cares where it came from..it goood

Oh I'm not complaining....it's been what? 2 months since you adopted me? And this is the first food I've had...I'd eat a moose's ass right now...

Oh...wait...

cry oh..your such a nice moosey..going 2 month without food...i mean, your just to considerate to say "hey, im hungry" no...just starve why dont you...poor moose...probably cant even find your own food...i mean, id never ever expect you to know what grass looks like...its only what your walking on...

I sense a lack of committment on your part. I'm hurt by your latent sarcasm. I think I'll put myself back on the block again...

Oh, and please know that I will be talking to Syren about this...

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*sniff* i think its just you dont like me... weep

Don't Moose feed on duckweed? I thought they stood about in marshes, palavering with the otters and...well, I just wanted to type "palavering with the otters."

The lower functioning of my species, yes. The ones who have evolved feed on humans and ignore otters altogether.

What about Platypi?

By, all means, ignore the otters- slippery li'l f~cks take nothing seriously.

You know them then...

FREAKS!

Hey! I am a Platypus enthusiast and I take that seriously!

It's impossible to know an otter- I otter know.
Did that hurt? Good!

That was clever. You Otter be a comedian!

that's awful...

GOOD JOB!

Oh, you're WELCOME!

clapping toot Go Red, Go Red.

*slinks away in otter shame*

Shame? This shame- classed as one of the social emotions, yes? How does one achieve this shame?

It is just another buzz word that is thrown around. Like 'disgraceful' and 'kind.'

Pay no heed to them.

'Otter', I should have emphasised 'otter'.

Otter?

You OTTER read that last few pages.

hysterical

This is getting otterly ridiculous

Aint it the tooth?

For SHAME, Telpy!

I otterly thing you're crazy, but HEY! I otterly like it!

*bows head in disgrace...*I'm otterly slow today...

Baaahahahahaa!!!

I mean..... That was otterly fantastic.

I know.

Yeh, mm, otterly wild... (watches otters gone wild tape)

This Moose't be getting confusing to people.

Moose't be otterly confusing.

clapping

Genious

Shucks, it's only the demon programs. It's not like I write my own material...