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How do I get on it?

Do you have to be VIP?

Disgraceful, Raz.

What is a JM?

hysterical

Jackie Malfoy, a member here.

i wanna be on it cry
but she said she'll never put me there

Oh yeah, I know of her, but what is the list about?

list

I was on it....


but she took me off...

Okay, I get it now. Thanks everyone! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Can i be on it! She annoys me.

Razzle why are you a candy man?

JM is a sweetie

JM seems to post pointlessly in several threads. Sometimes he (she?) makes my brain hurt.

She upset me in a thread!

I like White Ninja.

And Wulffmorgenthaler too.

Boo-hoo.

I get upset when i go in a serious discussion threads and see the kind of shit people spew. And that happens quite frequantly.

Her list has so many cool people on it

Im not a cry baby! i can hold my own corner quiet fine! But to label someone a cold blooded killer just because they decided to abort a baby is totally wrong!

This is very disappointing.

indeedily -doo scooby-doo

To both you and JM, that's rather sad. Sure, it was wrong of her to attack you that hard (I'm supposing it was you who had the abortion), but really...abortion...you shouldn't be screwing around.

No it was not me who HAD the abortion! But we were discussing if she aborted it due to a rape! What then! If you Pm i will give you the whole story

People, this is getting really not nice. Sure, screw the girl, that's lowering yourself to a level i personally hate.

The only thing i can say about the 'list' is that she shouldn't be so proud to have it. I don't know who started that, but finish it, damnit. I can have my opinion about someone but i don't have to SHOW IT TO EVERYONE AND BASH WHENEVER I HAVE THE CHANCE TO.

KMC used to be a nice place. Don't change into "rubys"

I agree with Vampy

Raz I think this thread was a bad idea

and me

er actually she started the list herself. what's ruby's?

Still, its dissapointing to see Raz, make a thread to mock something about another member.

Its clearly already getting out of hand.

she must saw how awesome you are

Linky is awesome though!

I was taken off too. She's really a sweet girl...she just isn't as fluent in the language and articulate as others. So what?

you get off by lying?

Ruby was a member that got banned. Let' s just say that she didn' t have much positive things to say.

I don't even know if I'm still on it or not since she never added me to her profile

Meh, like I care...

So what, do you have to continue? How old are you, 10?

Ruby is a person who made over... er... 20? socks or so and constantly stalks me and spams m mail box. For pure pleasure

JP Ruby is/was a very annoying member

English apparently isn't her first language.

you do

Damn Vampy feel free to jump off my ass anytime. You asked how it got started and I answered you.
And since you asked, Im 43.
Thanks Fire & Storm for the explanation.

No, it's not. I believe she said she moved to the US from Italy at age 10.

Yeah, she explained it on one of her threads I think. Which would explain alot of things.

That's no excuse...

I use to live in my mom's womb and then moved to the world, and my English is perfect...
(Or as perfect as it can get...)

43 and you can't ignore a teenager in an argument? That's no good.

Plus, i didn't ask.

vampy just quit it

I was about to. Though I still don't understand your reasons.

Maybe you should just ignore her if you don't have anything nice to say.

Yes dearie I can ignore a teenager in an arguement



watch

Can we please stop with the hostlity right now.

Look! I guess the candyman made this to lighten up things! i really dont think he did it for all the nastiness!

Hey! who has the power to close on of Razzle's threads?

idd

does anyone know why raz made the thread?

to stir things up or was it british humor? (a.k.a. unknown to others)

Why isn't that an excuse? She tries her best to talk to us in a language that isn't even hers and gets bashed for it...

Is that like American humor? But without guns?

Blackdragon if she came out of her moms womb in italy then maybe thats why her english is poor!

that is quite funny to be on someones ignore list

no, it's something no one thinks is funny, but the british laugh their ass off

Being on someone's ignore list is funny?

Ahhh, a bit like everytime you say something?

the british laugh at everything yerss says?

I don't think this thread is healthy

no, I'm not programmed with humor

Okay this is getting nasty!

RAAAAZZZZZLLLLLEEEE!!!!!

No, quite the opposite, but yes this thread is getting a wee bit "unhealthy".

So... who laughs at what yerss says I'm lost

ok not really

Point taken! I back down now!

We've all been infected with "rage", 28 days later style! Quick steal a black cab and goto Birmingham to find the squaddies!

Human Traffic! Lock Stock! AND MONTHY PYTHON!!!

Hey you can all go to Cardiff! I have loads of booze!

Well vodka really

The more unhealthy, the better!



...
or not

*Goes to Cardiff in his "modified" black cab* Ok I'm here, wheres the booze??!?

My House!

*knocks on CK's door*

*shoves BD out of the way* Hi!!!

Looks around! No candyman no partay! Hmm wheres Vamp

No it wouldn't I was 8 when I moved here, and my english is as near to perfect as it's going to get for my age.

Secondly, what's all this about Raz creating this thread
It's not like different rules apply to him or anything, why do you all jump down his throat because he's the administrator, that's shameful in it's own way.

And anyways, there is no excuse for poor spelling anymore, use the spell checker please, or at least try.

Not that I'm having a go at JM, I don't particularally like her or anything, but doesn't mean I'll be rude to her.

Screw you then. *drives home* ranting

i was wondering the same thing

*copies VIP card and passes it around*

*puts out hand for a copy*

...He's breaking is own rules, which ironically, I find rather amusing.

But anyway, just because you grasped the English language well doesn't mean a 14 year old girl is going to be the same, did you possibly think that she might just not know that there is a spellchecker? (Because I've met people on here who don't see alot of things)

I think you really need to give her a break, and bashing threads aren't acceptable from anyone and I don't think it's a particularly good example for the Administrator to set; do you?

Can we get off raz's back! He had reasons for this thread. Be it good or bad!

It's satirical humour, he's not hurting her or anything, and anyways she's quite proud of this list which is really sad
I'm sure if she requests it closed he'd do it. And anyways what's with the double standard?
If you made this thread what would happen?

She clearly must know, people have told her more than once, ignorance is no excuse, you should at least have the sense to check your spelling, or if you don't know what a word means simply don't use it.

I gave her my break, I don't cross paths with her and she doesn't bother me. And there are plenty of those threads around, once you make a big fuss about each one than talk to me, because until then you have no right to say anything.

"I have no right to say anything"? Well, considering I don't spend my life on here, I don't see ALL of the threads concerning Jackie Malfoy, this one I was particularly surprised about because it was made by Raz.

And I do, in fact, "make a fuss" when someone points a finger at her because it isn't very nice, I'm sure we all know what it's like to be bashed for one thing or another, so don't go attacking me because I have a different opinion about the subject.

No not her, I mean other members that have these threads about them.....

Anyways like I said I really don't care either way. The thing I'm most pissed about is Raz's glowing title ranting

Well that was a swift change of subject...

Well I haven't seen any recently that are really noteworthy of saying anything on.

Showing off like a prima donna sneaky2
This is Tex like action! schmoll

Who, me?

I lover his title!

maybe we should make a pointless poll on it!

Im sorry im hungry! and the chinese is taking forever to get here!

It's original, imo...

No

Ok.

You know, my body looks just like the one on your sig.

eek *finds your address* sexellent

Raz is god. If you question his actions once more, you shall be smote!


Smite them, my lord!!

if you mean because it's glowing, then no... it has been done before

You can try and smite me....but you shall fail, like those who have tried before you!

oh this is SO mature rolleyes1
I'll agree with Vampy.

and will you people ever STOP nagging about spelling? I could swear that the same people who nag about it now, used bad spelling and/or netspeak when they were newbies.

*pulls evy's hair* baby

some still do

Few things to say...

1) Raz, just make well reasoned and insightful arguments against her pathetic rebuttles and she's think that your bashing her or somethign and put you on the list!!

2) No where in the rules does it say no poking fun of other members. No one complains when we make fun or Tex or Yerss....

I do cry

*pulls yerss' ears* baby

yeah.... and I actually don't mind, doesn't affect me in any way

*gets mommy to beat you up* baby

Irritates me a bit when it's the kind of 'kewl' language 'kewl' kids use

like... 'i lyk u, dun u no it?'

bad example, hope you get it though

I'm just gonna come out and say that ALL of you are givin JM too much attention. And before things escalate here I'm goin back to work. Hopefully when I return things will be a little more calmer......I hope...

*beats you up herself* baby

or altering some english words, that's confusing

utterly confusing, especially when you're a foreign speaker

my daddy is mean and tuff and will beat your daddy up baby

your daddy is a wuss baby

vampy> I'm a foreign speaker!

Me too

we rock! evillaugh

totally xd

where ar eyou from, anyways?

Greece, and you

Poland

I totally thought you're form UK or such

Disgusting thread....dissapointed, Candy men are supposed to be nice

Europe too

why? is it the accent? curlers

'course it's Europe Europe rocks!

of course, dahling flirt1 teh accent is indeedly pommie.

i agree with Thael.
Its not right how many people bash JM

it rocks my socks

thanks, I practiced it myself gonna go sleep, nightie night

squee

*sigh* i wish i could. g'night

i try hard not to flame her, but she's a bush lover. witness her and GW converse...

Oh no, she supports Bush, The Horror!

Judging people by politics now. Biased.

oh no, serious people!

humor is on sale at the 99 cent store... feel free to get some.

I feel sorry for these people. I would like to donate one of those "humors" to each and every member!

*basks in the humor*

I kind of like JM i may not agree with her but i do like her

99 cent for humour! Now thats cheap!

If it's that cheap, it might not be good!! cry

clown

smoke The kid's got spunk. But I haven't seen her list.......

This thread is probably the biggest load of kak I've read in ages and I should know I come out with a enough it myself!



And nobody else does? Hmmm!

But I think Raz, when he opened this thread, may have teasing somewhat. If not, well does it really matter JM's not the only one who post stuff that other people dont understand, she just sticks with what she knows, so that should be fair enough.

I think it's a shame to have marked her with such a stigma...


(And as for English humour that no one else gets, that not true! It usually takes a few years before anyone else understands it.... )

Marked her with a stigma? She initiated an entirely new version dear.

Hey! It only takes a couple, but thats probably because the rest of the country is too slow to absorb our sheer wit!

Our wit is the sheerest

Indeed.

it was




ps: can anyone tell me what's funny about monty pyton?

His Holy Grail hysterical

*sings*

Always look on the bright, side of life!

everything

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

Killer bunnies!

but it wasn't funny

We are the knights who say Nih and we want a shurubary!

BAAhahahahaaa!!!!

hysterical

I want a holy hand grenade.

Galahad
There it is!
Arthur
The Bridge of Death!
Robin
Oh, great.
Arthur
Look! There's the Old Man from scene twenty-four!
Bedevere
What is he doing here?
Arthur
He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions.
Galahad
Three questions.
Arthur
Three questions. He who answers the five questions.
Galahad
Three questions.
Arthur
Three questions may cross in safety.
Robin
What if you get a question wrong?
Arthur
Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
Robin
Oh, I won't go.
Galahad
Who's going to answer the questions?
Arthur
Sir Robin!
Robin
Yes?
Arthur
Brave Sir Robin, you go.
Robin
Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go?
Launcelot
Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s--
Arthur
No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions--
Galahad
Three questions.
Arthur
Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch... and pray.
Launcelot
I understand, my liege.
Arthur
Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.
Bridge Keeper
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Launcelot
Ask me the questions, Bridge Keeper. I am not afraid.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your name?
Launcelot
My name is 'Sir Launcelot of Camelot'.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your quest?
Launcelot
To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your favourite colour?
Launcelot
Blue.
Bridge Keeper
Right. Off you go.
Launcelot
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Robin
That's easy!
Bridge Keeper
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Robin
Ask me the questions, Bridge Keeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your name?
Robin
'Sir Robin of Camelot'.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your quest?
Robin
To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridge Keeper
What... is the capital of Assyria?

Robin
I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Bridge Keeper
Stop! What... is your name?
Galahad
'Sir Galahad of Camelot'.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your quest?
Galahad
I seek the Grail.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad
Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
Bridge Keeper
Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
Arthur
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridge Keeper
What... is your quest?
Arthur
To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridge Keeper
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Arthur
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridge Keeper
Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Bedevere
How do know so much about swallows?
Arthur
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

My grandmum was from England

Ah Storm my favourite bit!

i really don't find that funny





who does?

You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

LOVE that one. And the Black Night is simply classic.

And the machine that goes 'PIIING!!'