wait? What? Step back, lets take a minute to consider
what the hell you just said? your talking shit...go figure
cos ya see what you say may be good and well in an age
where the only threat came from the first lords page
of rhymes that sauron took and changed em all round
spit his horror shit out until his ruling ring was found
but take just a minute, sit back and relax
lets discuss and review a few of the key facts
so sauron had this like, huge army of his own
and from what we've heard they assured him this big scary dark throne
to rule over all of free world
until on every door and window was saurons banner unfurled
so if hes this big this strong and this seemingly hard
whys he need a ring, whys he fear some shards
held by a man who doesnt bother to shave
how the hell can this be the man to save
his own nation, the world and all the west captains
half the time this homeless guy, he dont know whats happ'nin
its fright'nin
to place your faith in a moron to lead and be a saviour
you america? oh, no politics, I'll behave...yeah
but now im gonna take you all back to mordor
to see this dark lord or
whatever hes calling himself this time around
wait a minute..
his ruling ring still hasnt been found?
doesnt he know its in the hands of a man
who puts his faith in gollum and abandons sam?
and comes so close to putting on that evil tool?
now seriously, that is the luck of this fool
no heroics, no fighting, this guy aint brave!
just walking round crying to his over-protective slave
who puts up with all this verbal shit that gets spewed
doesnt matter, he calms down after quite a bit food
but oh no, thats a joke at weight, better not go there
the next you know, I'll be ragging on blooms hair
A pansy elf
walks alone, by himself
gets all stuck up and protective of his whole poncey race
hates to be reminded he was nearly wiped of the face
of the earth every time their was conflict
but now they act like france and they just evict
from the place that afflic-ted this horror on them
and for the people who saved them?
They get condemned
what kind of world is this
where the powers
spend their hours
in they towers
tryin to devour us
and the weak
no longer meek
they critique
well, so to speak
of those that have saved them
from A.m to P.m
wait, hold up im seeing similarities
between this made up world
and our own, all these rarities
except they aint rare, they're common
does this mean the dagor dagrath, is this thing in omen?
i surely do hope not
i would rather not rot
in a trench because i was told to stand and fight
for a belief that i dont think is right
this liberation, irraitation inflation
economy gone wild, gone to shit
this is it, troops are deployed
countries destroyed
the dark lord overjoyed
half his country unemployed
im redeployed
i just got home im annoyed
oh shit, its opened, hes left the void
i have been waiting for this day 
