Kiss The Tired Hiker's Ass Thread!

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The Tired Hiker
Hey, I'm insecure, so kiss my ass and I'll give you points! eek!

Jeff-Man
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? What the f**k? What the f**k?

The Tired Hiker
You get five points! eek! You are in the lead!

silver_tears
*kicks it instead* oh yes I did my part smokin'

The Tired Hiker
You get a point for replying! I'm sooooo impressed with that! droolio

mc pee pants
can i have crack instead of points?

The Tired Hiker
Crack is bad, m'kay, but since you were so polite in asking, you get five points! eek!

mc pee pants
excelle-- wha-- no crack? ugh fine... the points shall do.

§pearhead
...I'm at a loss for words messed

Raz
TH, you are pathetic no expression

ash007
I thought you left

SlipknoT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASA!!!!!!!!!!

DanZeke25
^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!






















































No.

Nazgulinthedark
eek!

A blandly cheap rip-off of Lil B's point system.

Pathetic, and very cruel.

You're right TH, you are insecure.

Nazgulinthedark
humph schmoll how DARE you insult The Tired Hiker. The Tired Hiker is 100 percent original, and would NEVER copy another member's ideas! How dare anyone even contemplate such a proposterous idea! Good gracious!

fever red
If you have both Li'l Bitchiness points, and Tired Hiker points, and you mix them...doesn't the resulting chemical reaction invariably give rise to a deadly gas?
Excellent.

Yeah, that also turns us into zombies if we breathe it in! shocked

SlipknoT
and makes Bannanas grow out of your arm pits

fever red
It just keeps getting better...the effects of the gas, AND the off-topic forum. (scratches undead bannanas)

English Moosette
Raz and BlackCat, couldn't you maybe try to laugh? Jeez, I feel suffocated.

TH, you rock man thumb up

Telperaca
laughing out loud

Mr Zero
can we exchange the points for prizes?

nitro-swicked
whoa....TH get a grip on an acid you've had a trip laughing

Samurai Guy
I thought you meant really, LITERALLY, kiss your ass. down

Anyways...

You are the most attractive, humourous, sensitive, kind, caring, lovable, and down-right bestestest person ever! eek!

AvP
kiss his ass

The Tired Hiker
You all get Ten Points!!! smile Especially Raz, for calling me pathetic!

SlipknoT
I'm going to kill you

The Tired Hiker
smile

You get 15 points! eek!

I don't understand how I ripped anyone off though??? confused

SlipknoT
your a turtle that likes cheese

The Tired Hiker
You get 7 points! Plus, you get an extra 3 points for posting in the 'buscuit' thread so much tonight! big grin

That's Ten whole points!!!! eek!

SlipknoT
eek!

The Tired Hiker
An ISECURE turtle who likes cheese! smile Ten more points for you, bud!

SlipknoT
canadian



you have impeckable taste in Wallpaper

Abra
Please Tired Hiker, who I love and adore, worship and cherish, forever and ever...

gimme gimme gimme somma pointsaa!

The Tired Hiker
You get like, 75 points for that one! big grin wink Good job!

SlipknoT
TTH you are the reason for life, you are 1 step higher than god

Abra
Who's in the lead now, biotches?!?!?

Clovie
no

MornGlory
Tired Hiker is now my sexpot! smokin'

SlipknoT
I thought I was sad sad sad

MornGlory
**gives Slipknot a hug** hug

you can be my sexpot again tomorrow

SlipknoT
ok sad

Abra
Aww, I'll give you some of my points. happy

The Tired Hiker
Oh my god! 1000 points, easily!eek!

SlipknoT
Tired Hiker your now MY sexpot!man

The Tired Hiker
I get that a lot. wink = 500 points! eek!

The Tired Hiker
OMG = 500 more points!! eek!


That was soooooo lurvly! droolio

roll eyes (sarcastic)

SlipknoT
your a kind man my friend...A very kind man

MornGlory
making fun of me now cry

SlipknoT
No I wasnt

The Tired Hiker
I was not either, MG! I hope another 1000 points will make it all better. erm

MornGlory
I get 1000 points????

ban2

Clovie
queen give me points preston whip


eek! embarrasment

MornGlory
tired hikers name is preston?? blink

The Tired Hiker
Okie! I give you 12 points! eek!

Clovie
only? cry

The Tired Hiker
embarrasment

SlipknoT
can I have 1,000,000,000,0000 points kind sir?

The Tired Hiker
Well, you didn't really kiss my ass. You just demanded that I give you points, so . . . . .erm

But, since I like you so much .. . . . you get 500 more points! droolio

The Tired Hiker
Dude, I'm not that easy! Maybe in some other 'points' thread that may work, but I'm no whore when it comes to points. Now kiss my ass! eek!

But I'll give you 40 points for trying! droolio

SlipknoT
*kisses TTH's ass* *wipes away hair and corn cernals* I feel ill.......puke

Clovie
coz it is something i just don't do confused


thank you kisses

The Tired Hiker
Dude, that was far beyond the call of duty. I mean doodie. You just earned yourself 2000 points my friend! cool

SlipknoT
Happy Dance

The Tired Hiker
Clovie, it doesn't mean you have to literally kiss my ass, it just means you have to say nice stuff about me since I'm sooooo insecure. erm

Clovie
oh bag


so.. you're nice, and you can always cheer me up happy

The Tired Hiker
1000 points! love

Clovie
so i have 1512? laughing out loud

and you are great stunt big grin

SlipknoT
you dont look a day over 45

The Tired Hiker
I've been known to do stunts when I'm intoxicated, ever since I started watching 'Jackass', the world's greatest tv show! droolio

The Tired Hiker
Dude! blink

Okay, 50 points! laughing

Clovie
i don't know the show sad

SlipknoT
you eat raisins like no one else

Aqua
shifty

SlipknoT
what?

Aqua
oh, i just posted it so i could put it on msn

SlipknoT
o

Aqua
TH is getting me addicted to Cowbell no expression

SlipknoT
How?

The Tired Hiker
Hmmm, I don't get it. confused

Or do I? evil face

The Tired Hiker
MG, I want to know what you mean by that!

And by the way, that girl in your siggie is uber hot! droolio

SlipknoT
I know this Farmer named preston

MornGlory
the girl in my sig is HOT

you mean the actress or the actual serial killer???

Aqua
u know everything pray

MornGlory
O yea - Tired Hiker --someone on this thread called you Preston...

thought it was your real name

SlipknoT
it is his real name

MornGlory
im getting my threads mixed up with Tired Hiker...ugh

SlipknoT
oi!!!

MornGlory
Oi! im lost

Aqua
im lost to...in a reeses droolio

SlipknoT
you have reeses? I love them

Aqua
i love them more than u..i hate the inside out ones though sick

The Tired Hiker
Okie! eek! My real name is Preston. I was saying that chick in your sig was hot just to trip people out! But, yeah, Charleze Theron is uber hot!!!! droolio And, I like M&Ms.

Clovie
i want more points cry

The Tired Hiker
Okie! Here's 2000 more points just for you, Cloves! big grin

Clovie
great happy hug i'm flattered

The Tired Hiker
happy love

Clovie
happy embarrasment bag

The Tired Hiker
I found an avi that you should use, Cloves. Hang on, let me go find it! smile

Clovie
show me eek!

The Tired Hiker
This one! eek!

Clovie
nocry

The Tired Hiker
Okie! sad

The Tired Hiker
Soooowwwwwwwiieeee!

MornGlory
hi

Clovie
1st of all i remember someone using it already erm
2nd... do you think i'm overusing bag smilie? confused

The Tired Hiker
Hi, MG. How are things? Are they well? Or, are they piss poor? sad

D-Double
2nd....no.....you own that smilie......it is vintage Clovie....in a very good way.... big grin

The Tired Hiker
Cloves, you own the bag smilie, so use it to your hearts content!
cool

The Tired Hiker
eek!

MornGlory
Hi Pressy!

Clovie
touched ok.

The Tired Hiker
I hope those are tears of joy! Because if they are not, then The Cloves shall be entertained until my heart bleeds! confused big grin

The Tired Hiker
Seriously, Charleze Theron is hot, but never was she hotter than when she was wearing handcuffs, weighing 40 more pounds than normal! big grin

Clovie
i'm touched touchedbig grin

The Tired Hiker
Cloves, you make the forums super fun to be a part of! erm You basically are very high on my personal 'people I like to hang out with on KMC with list'. cool

Korri
i cant do it dad cry

The Tired Hiker
Who cares? eek!

Korri
you stick out tongue

Clovie
touched i'm flattttteeered. embarrasment bag

Korri
Flatter me!

The Tired Hiker
Okie, Korrister. You are right. I do care. erm But, I'm in a vendetta kinda mood! evil face

Korri
Lets kill some Fresian cows and have a Fresian BBQ! devil

The Tired Hiker
Okie! blink

Korri
i shall get the Sauce!

The Tired Hiker
I'm hammered! reading

Korri
great droolio

The Tired Hiker
Yeah, I'm sure it is!

fever red
He's Preston? Preston by whom?

Oh, that would be everybody here...

Say, did that pun HURT? I hope so!

Korri
it is droolio

Abra
Lalalala, Tired Hiker, you're the onlyest Tired Hiker I know; therefore, that makes you the BEST Tired Hiker I know! eek! eek! cool

Discos
I dont need your points when I have beer

*strokes beer*, there there baby beer...

The Tired Hiker
Points across the board! cool

English Moosette
*creeps in and taps TH on shoulder*

*drops clothes*

The Tired Hiker
Oh my god!jawdropYour wish is my command! smile

English Moosette
I wish you would f-f-find something to warm m-me up fear

WindDancer
LMAO!!! Okay TH I'll give it a try:

The Tired Hiker should move to L.A. because this town needs some of that action that only The Tired Hiker can provide!

Do I get points? stick out tongue

Canadian Moose
Hmm...isn't THAT the kettle calling the pot black. glare

The Tired Hiker
*wraps self around Syren, I mean English Moosette* Mmmmm, you don't feel like a moose!naughty

The Tired Hiker
*runs and hides* eek!

OH, p.s. points for the LA thingy! Gotta go! Byeeeeeeeeeeee!

(seriously, I have to go shoot the news now erm )

The Tired Hiker
I actually may be doing that in the next few months! 1000 points for you! cool

Okay, gotta go now.

The Tired Hiker
Oh, and by the way . . . . I faked every orgasm!

English Moosette
detective

Ya got me pardner....

Hey!! Preston and I have a mutual friendship, he would never take advantage. All he did was wrap, and I was nekkid.

Canadian Moose
yes, I saw as much...

English Moosette
sadangel

It's genetic, my momma was a hoe.

English Moosette
Moose..... I just saw you online babeh, I thought you had to go. schmoll

The Tired Hiker
Okay, I'm back! And I mean business! Points for everyone! eek! cool

SlipknoT
* gives TH a batch of cookies*

The Tired Hiker
Yesssssssssssss! 1000 points for you sir! big grin

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