Kiss The Tired Hiker's Ass Thread!
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The Tired Hiker
Hey, I'm insecure, so kiss my ass and I'll give you points!
Jeff-Man
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The Tired Hiker
You get five points!
You are in the lead!
silver_tears
*kicks it instead* oh yes I did my part
The Tired Hiker
You get a point for replying! I'm sooooo impressed with that! droolio
mc pee pants
can i have crack instead of points?
The Tired Hiker
Crack is bad, m'kay, but since you were so polite in asking, you get five points!
mc pee pants
excelle-- wha-- no crack? ugh fine... the points shall do.
§pearhead
...I'm at a loss for words
Raz
TH, you are pathetic
SlipknoT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASA!!!!!!!!!!
DanZeke25
^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No.
BlackC@t
A blandly cheap rip-off of Lil B's point system.
Pathetic, and very cruel.
You're right TH, you are insecure.
Nazgulinthedark
humph schmoll how DARE you insult The Tired Hiker. The Tired Hiker is 100 percent original, and would NEVER copy another member's ideas! How dare anyone even contemplate such a proposterous idea! Good gracious!
fever red
If you have both Li'l Bitchiness points, and Tired Hiker points, and you mix them...doesn't the resulting chemical reaction invariably give rise to a deadly gas?
Excellent.
BlackC@t
Yeah, that also turns us into zombies if we breathe it in! shocked
SlipknoT
and makes Bannanas grow out of your arm pits
fever red
It just keeps getting better...the effects of the gas, AND the off-topic forum. (scratches undead bannanas)
English Moosette
Raz and BlackCat, couldn't you maybe try to laugh? Jeez, I feel suffocated.
TH, you rock man
Mr Zero
can we exchange the points for prizes?
nitro-swicked
whoa....TH get a grip on an acid you've had a trip
Samurai Guy
I thought you meant really, LITERALLY, kiss your ass. down
Anyways...
You are the most attractive, humourous, sensitive, kind, caring, lovable, and down-right bestestest person ever!
The Tired Hiker
You all get Ten Points!!!
Especially Raz, for calling me pathetic!
SlipknoT
I'm going to kill you
The Tired Hiker
You get 15 points!
I don't understand how I ripped anyone off though???
SlipknoT
your a turtle that likes cheese
The Tired Hiker
You get 7 points! Plus, you get an extra 3 points for posting in the 'buscuit' thread so much tonight!
That's Ten whole points!!!!
The Tired Hiker
An ISECURE turtle who likes cheese!
Ten more points for you, bud!
SlipknoT
canadian
you have impeckable taste in Wallpaper
Abra
Please Tired Hiker, who I love and adore, worship and cherish, forever and ever...
gimme gimme gimme somma pointsaa!
The Tired Hiker
You get like, 75 points for that one!
Good job!
SlipknoT
TTH you are the reason for life, you are 1 step higher than god
Abra
Who's in the lead now, biotches?!?!?
MornGlory
Tired Hiker is now my sexpot!
MornGlory
**gives Slipknot a hug** hug
you can be my sexpot again tomorrow
SlipknoT
ok
Abra
Aww, I'll give you some of my points.
The Tired Hiker
Oh my god! 1000 points, easily!
SlipknoT
Tired Hiker your now MY sexpot!man
The Tired Hiker
I get that a lot.
= 500 points!
The Tired Hiker
OMG = 500 more points!!
That was soooooo lurvly! droolio
SlipknoT
your a kind man my friend...A very kind man
MornGlory
making fun of me now cry
The Tired Hiker
I was not either, MG! I hope another 1000 points will make it all better.
MornGlory
I get 1000 points????
ban2
Clovie
queen give me points preston whip
MornGlory
tired hikers name is preston??
The Tired Hiker
Okie! I give you 12 points!
SlipknoT
can I have 1,000,000,000,0000 points kind sir?
The Tired Hiker
Well, you didn't really kiss my ass. You just demanded that I give you points, so . . . . .
But, since I like you so much .. . . . you get 500 more points! droolio
The Tired Hiker
Dude, I'm not that easy! Maybe in some other 'points' thread that may work, but I'm no whore when it comes to points. Now kiss my ass!
But I'll give you 40 points for trying! droolio
SlipknoT
*kisses TTH's ass* *wipes away hair and corn cernals* I feel ill.......puke
Clovie
coz it is something i just don't do
thank you kisses
The Tired Hiker
Dude, that was far beyond the call of duty. I mean doodie. You just earned yourself 2000 points my friend!
The Tired Hiker
Clovie, it doesn't mean you have to literally kiss my ass, it just means you have to say nice stuff about me since I'm sooooo insecure.
Clovie
oh bag
so.. you're nice, and you can always cheer me up
The Tired Hiker
1000 points!
Clovie
so i have 1512?
and you are great stunt
SlipknoT
you dont look a day over 45
The Tired Hiker
I've been known to do stunts when I'm intoxicated, ever since I started watching 'Jackass', the world's greatest tv show! droolio
The Tired Hiker
Dude!
Okay, 50 points!
Clovie
i don't know the show
SlipknoT
you eat raisins like no one else
Aqua
oh, i just posted it so i could put it on msn
Aqua
TH is getting me addicted to Cowbell
The Tired Hiker
Hmmm, I don't get it.
Or do I?
The Tired Hiker
MG, I want to know what you mean by that!
And by the way, that girl in your siggie is uber hot! droolio
SlipknoT
I know this Farmer named preston
MornGlory
the girl in my sig is HOT
you mean the actress or the actual serial killer???
Aqua
u know everything pray
MornGlory
O yea - Tired Hiker --someone on this thread called you Preston...
thought it was your real name
SlipknoT
it is his real name
MornGlory
im getting my threads mixed up with Tired Hiker...ugh
Aqua
im lost to...in a reeses droolio
SlipknoT
you have reeses? I love them
Aqua
i love them more than u..i hate the inside out ones though
The Tired Hiker
Okie!
My real name is Preston. I was saying that chick in your sig was hot just to trip people out! But, yeah, Charleze Theron is uber hot!!!! droolio And, I like M&Ms.
Clovie
i want more points cry
The Tired Hiker
Okie! Here's 2000 more points just for you, Cloves!
Clovie
great
hug i'm flattered
Clovie
bag
The Tired Hiker
I found an avi that you should use, Cloves. Hang on, let me go find it!
Clovie
show me
The Tired Hiker
This one!
The Tired Hiker
Okie!
The Tired Hiker
Soooowwwwwwwiieeee!
Clovie
1st of all i remember someone using it already
2nd... do you think i'm overusing bag smilie?
The Tired Hiker
Hi, MG. How are things? Are they well? Or, are they piss poor?
D-Double
2nd....no.....you own that smilie......it is vintage Clovie....in a very good way....
The Tired Hiker
Cloves, you own the bag smilie, so use it to your hearts content!
The Tired Hiker
I hope those are tears of joy! Because if they are not, then The Cloves shall be entertained until my heart bleeds!
The Tired Hiker
Seriously, Charleze Theron is hot, but never was she hotter than when she was wearing handcuffs, weighing 40 more pounds than normal!
Clovie
i'm touched touched
The Tired Hiker
Cloves, you make the forums super fun to be a part of!
You basically are very high on my personal 'people I like to hang out with on KMC with list'.
Korri
i cant do it dad cry
The Tired Hiker
Who cares?
Korri
you
Clovie
touched i'm flattttteeered.
bag
The Tired Hiker
Okie, Korrister. You are right. I do care.
But, I'm in a vendetta kinda mood!
Korri
Lets kill some Fresian cows and have a Fresian BBQ!
The Tired Hiker
Okie!
Korri
i shall get the Sauce!
The Tired Hiker
I'm hammered!
The Tired Hiker
Yeah, I'm sure it is!
fever red
He's Preston? Preston by whom?
Oh, that would be everybody here...
Say, did that pun HURT? I hope so!
Discos
I dont need your points when I have beer
*strokes beer*, there there baby beer...
The Tired Hiker
Points across the board!
English Moosette
*creeps in and taps TH on shoulder*
*drops clothes*
The Tired Hiker
Oh my god!jawdropYour wish is my command!
English Moosette
I wish you would f-f-find something to warm m-me up fear
WindDancer
LMAO!!! Okay TH I'll give it a try:
The Tired Hiker should move to L.A. because this town needs some of that action that only The Tired Hiker can provide!
Do I get points?
Canadian Moose
Hmm...isn't THAT the kettle calling the pot black. glare
The Tired Hiker
*wraps self around Syren, I mean English Moosette* Mmmmm, you don't feel like a moose!naughty
The Tired Hiker
*runs and hides*
OH, p.s. points for the LA thingy! Gotta go! Byeeeeeeeeeeee!
(seriously, I have to go shoot the news now
)
The Tired Hiker
I actually may be doing that in the next few months! 1000 points for you!
Okay, gotta go now.
The Tired Hiker
Oh, and by the way . . . . I faked every orgasm!
English Moosette
detective
Ya got me pardner....
Hey!! Preston and I have a mutual friendship, he would never take advantage. All he did was wrap, and I was nekkid.
Canadian Moose
yes, I saw as much...
English Moosette
sadangel
It's genetic, my momma was a hoe.
English Moosette
Moose..... I just saw you online babeh, I thought you had to go. schmoll
The Tired Hiker
Okay, I'm back! And I mean business! Points for everyone!
SlipknoT
* gives TH a batch of cookies*
The Tired Hiker
Yesssssssssssss! 1000 points for you sir!
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