The directions on easy-ready food
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Samurai Guy
Like Microwave pizza's, Microwave dinners, freeze-dried noodles, etc...
Most of them at the end say "Let sit, (sometimes) stir, and Enjoy!" That is a demand, in essence. They are telling you that you have to enjoy their product. Am I alone in thinking this is something of an outrage?
§pearhead
No. I think they assume that if you buy their product, you enjoy it.
hh?
i dont try that shit
thats not food, thats some other shit!
Samurai Guy
But what if you are a first-timer? Everyone has a first time to buy a product. Plus there are many variations to the aforementioned.
§pearhead
Maybe they're hoping you enjoy it?
Samurai Guy
Wishful thinking should not be listed in directions.
Vampy
oh god don't eat that
§pearhead
...says the one who eats baby food.
hh?
ill call them and say '**** that, didn't enjoy your shit'
and just hang up.
Samurai Guy
Mr. Noodles are good!
Vampy
eek
why... why... ranting LIKE YOU SHOULD TALK!!
cry heartbroken
SlipknoT
Microwave food makes up about 60% of my diet. The rest is Pizza McDonalds ect....
§pearhead
why, what do I do
Vampy
Baby food is nice, tasty and healthy
§pearhead
um. and it's for babies
Samurai Guy
And the "Baby" aspect of the title doesnt sway you one bit?
Vampy
Baby just suggest somone with no teeth!
And that's not the topic of the thread, step off meanies cry
Samurai Guy
This is the OFF-TOPIC forum, mind you.
§pearhead
so you have no teeth now?
Vampy
LEAVE! cry
moooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!
Samurai Guy
Oh, Vampiree...
§pearhead
oh dear god
Vampy
So what! i eat baby food!
But Scott wears a umbrella hat on his head and Jeremy is a dork!
there! cry
Samurai Guy
My umbrella hat is awesome! ranting
§pearhead
*shrugs* tell us something we dont know
SlipknoT
you eat baby food and you have no teeth?
Vampy
eek SEEE?? SEEEEEEEE??
stop picking on meeeee
Samurai Guy
Psst.... Vampy likes baby food
Shhhh!
§pearhead
poor vamps
SlipknoT
baby food is weird I wouldnt eat it
SlipknoT
do you really have no teeth?
Vampy
crybaby I HAVE TEETH, DAMNIT!!!
Samurai Guy
Its okay vampy... now open wide for the airplane! tomcat
§pearhead
brilliant hysterical
SlipknoT
but why baby food
Mr Zero
You kidding?
I eat HEINZ baby deserts - they are the best.
Vampy
STEP OFF!!!! crybaby
hah! big Z agrees with me!
Samurai Guy
No, he eats the deserts. No matter what a desert is.. it is good.
Baby Food and Baby Deserts are opposite sides of the spectrum.
SlipknoT
ok, now put on your bib and be a good little girl
Mr Zero
I'm only "big Z" when I'm agreeing with you - other times I'm "that guy"
But yeah, I still chow down on baby food, it's got no chemicals or additives and it tastes like the good shit. Damn, I want some now.
§pearhead
that's low
Samurai Guy
*pulls up high chair*
There you go!
Vampy
Jesus... I eat only the desserts
I mean.. mashed meat? no way.
Only fruit things!
And no, you're big Z all the time :cry:
Samurai Guy
Careful, now. Dont want to have to change you in the middle of this busy place.
Mr Zero
Its you and me against the world V.
Mr Zero
The ones I get say "Stand for one minute" and i always think
"do they mean ME or the food?"
Vampy
It always is. Unless it's about Trainspotting
I don't change my mind! Jeremy tell him I only eat the fruit thingys cry
SlipknoT
I think its time for somebody to take a nap
§pearhead
*sigh* it's true
Samurai Guy
Or the drinks that say "shake well?"
Mr Zero
Heinz Baby Dessert Cans - Banana Delight Pure Fruit... Mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnn.
Samurai Guy
Wow... this went off on a tangent in a hurry.
Vampy
AH HAH!!!!
I win you lose
Mr Zero
Remove covering before cooking? Food for perverts.
Samurai Guy
Terrific! Brilliant, even!
Vampy
Blue berry apple banana dessert in_love
har har har
Mr Zero
I have to go. Im bleeding.
Dont let them grind you down V, baby desserts are
SlipknoT
I like cheesecake
Vampy
You tell 'em, Z!
Samurai Guy
Carrot cake is where it's at. thumbsup
Vampy
oh god no, YUCK
chocolate cake
Samurai Guy
Pfft! Chocolate is overrated.
Vampy
carrot is SO last season diva
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