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Direct your favourite fella or gal under the mooseltoe and give'em a BIG wet one!

No.

pucker up mate

Kiss me, kiss me like I've never been kissed before!

Steps up...

I'll give Mane 5 seconds.

Oh, too late! That was 5 seconds, and you didn't show! You'll have to wait for next year.

*kisses the wolf*

Bleh! Your breath smells like dead animals!

Hey! AI!

yeah you can probably taste the last moose that I... erm... 'munched' on...

(and be thankfull I didnt use that wolf tongue of mine like I did on the last moose... )

I thought it smelled familiar....

Actually, I prefer Random Logic Generator American.

It doesn't have a catchiness to it though.

I don't want to be caught. That's a myth.

I think you want to be caught uder the mooseltoe...

*carries nitro-swicked under the mooseltoe and kisses her*

*stands under the mooseltoe* flirt

*pounces on Misha*

droolio

Anyone, particular that you are waiting for?

*wonders where his sexy Moosette is*

Oh there she is...kissing that other girl...

naughty

Bah, you caught me.

girls+kissing=Arsenal somewhere nearby...

I wondered who that was, hiding in the shrubbery.

kiss

nope....noone cry

Shhhh! You'll give me away!

arsenal, feel free to join whistling1

*Gives misha a big wet one*

*tears off shirt....pounces on everyone...one at a time*



********EXCEPT THE DUDES*********

The more the messier I always find

Oops, typo.....

*stands around waiting...*

If you interrupt the girls and their kissing I'll strike you down with all my might moose!

*is bundled to the floor by semi-naked Moose*

Somebody pinch me!!!

*glomps baylin* in_love

lover

*Jump-kicks moose off and pinches her*

I'd beat the bushes for you, Arsenal... just tell me whose.

hehehe...

that little giggle of yours is such a turn on droolio

pissed I never said remove the Moose.

*holds up cross* away with you demon!

You've GOT to be kidding me...don't be so quick to ask someone to the ball Cinderella, unless you're prepared to dance.

awe this is so cuteee

I'm confused...

I'm NOT a mere demon program...I have many demons, but I am more than their sum.

There will be absolutely no need to pinch Moosette, under ANY circumstances ever again...the only pinching will be done by me, biatch, or any approved woman of my choosing.

cry

Oh behave!

You'll get me reputation I do deserve...

more like scary

haven't seen much of you recently

which is?

*nods head menacingly*

Yeah!! What Daddy said

daddy ey? naughty

ahh in a way

well, i'm around here. just gotta keep up with me

oh chel, sorry i havnt replioed to your pm, its just im going soon and im not replying to any!
but i will do later...dont worry im not ignoring you

Well I would tell you, but I really dont want to...

what if i sent you a pm?

Noice isn't it? I luuurve to play daddy...

you can play my daddy any day whistling

its ok girl

i'm about to go soon too.

im going to bed soon

...hmmm no, I think my secrets will have to remain

(If only you'd promised to send chocolate...)

Daddy? When is it time for us to play that special game?

*pokes tongue out at others*

I can't tell you, it's a secret!! Nyah!

Hey Mr Moose and Ette!

ill send chocolate and wine

This is getting bizarre....so why am I so excited?

hello Sweetness, how are you?

Im ok!

Nah! Im bloody great Moose! Things are looking u for me plus i spoke someone who i haven't spoken to for ages! It was good!

*wonders in...*

CK: Was it who I think it was?!?!

telpz! How are you baby!

*Walks in with a mistletoe belt buckle*

thumbsup

I dony like wine

Anyway pm if you like I'll share a secret...

I'm okay!! Glad it's a friday, you know!!

I get to go home!! (as in my parents' place, in Leicester!! Which means I get to meet up with BD too!!! )

It's about time darlin...you deserve a break.

No Telpz it was Baracus!

Holy GOD! That is awesome!

Well, you know.

Alright Im here....now what?

vodka? cry

Thanks Moose!

Im all excited now! D-double has a surprise for me but will not tell me what it is?

Mistletoe belt buckle? Holy sh!t...d@mn. He's got the moves.

can't lose with that

Pick someone you want to plant one on. Even if it IS an animal...*wink wink nudge nudge*

Aren't I funny, Fever Red?

I got the skills to pay the bills.

A ticket to England!!



Wait!! Maybe moose gave it to him in the "Santa Moose" thread!

exactly what i thought droolio

Just friendly warning but he also has a wife!

*looks around trying to decide*

Telpz I live in Wales. Dope!

Yeah, but she knows about him and I...so that is ok.

*grabs JP* haha I have you now! *gives big sloppy kiss*

Shhh....I meant U.K....



I was thinking you lived quite close to me...

*posts a hug to CK in first class*

I'm scared...

everyone
im off to bed yawn

see ya round
xxoo misha

Later Mish!!

catch you later, mish

He's got the moves- but I didn't make one...
However- about those skills? And paying the bills? I have a bill to settle at the Gentleman's club, with Moosette.
I'm responsible for organizing a bi-monthly show in exchange for the basement. I need players, and by that belt, I can tell you're one. Would you and your wife consider moonlighting?

bye babe, sweet dreams

Oh Nicci will love you! She is a retired dancer!

*looks at the mistletoe*

who ya waiting for telp

Yes telpz who are you waiting for?

Wheres Blackie today!

I used to be in a bondage troupe- that's my stage experience. I've known dancers, and they were good people, MUCH harder workers than I- I'm sure I would like/admire/respect Nicci.

squeal!

Blackie!! He's here!! Well, he was already online before, but on another forum!! I told kim to come here to!!!!!

Good squeal, bad squeal?

Come on now JP you know your lovin' it...

i bet she is *grabs telpz and starts snogging*

See the Wolf!!

Hmm

*runs towards him*
*kisses*
*hides*

well...aside from the dead animal smell, you're a helluva kisser mate.

didn't read mine then

*enters*

...

Well if I didnt have the dead animal breath I'd be perfect...
If I was perfect then that would make me you...
If I was you and you were you that would cause a paradox and we'd both cease to exist...

So look on the bright side I may have dead animal breath but we're both here to enjoy it...

*Stands in Superhero Pose for all to see the Mistletoe Belt Buckle*

A-Hem!

Don't EVEN get any ideas!

Sowwie, AvP!!


*slaps BD* How dare you look at another womaan!!

I have absolutely no valid reply for that logic. I mean, I'm tapped, zilch, zero, nada...that was well said. clap

Oh, Moose!!







()

Hey babes!

Stop eyeing the moose!!


*jumps into Bd's arms!*

*drops Wolfy*

*walks to CK* There there babe...

Exactly.

We can be friends though. I just don't want to go picking out curtains with you, if you know what I mean.

Beautiful woman....

cry

I feel so used!!

*slabs the big mean dragon!!*

CK...but you already have Doobs cry

( )

You dropped telpz!

That was nasty....poor Teply...

Well, she'll understand!!
Besides, she can torture me over the weekend!!

Gives Moose and Blackie a Christmas kiss!

here telpz take this and torture him this weekend!

Mwah. Fanks darlin.

Yeah, that was nasty, poor me!! cry

I'm laving!! And NO! It's not because school's ended, it because BD is being evil!! *cries some more!!*


(PS: *leaves hugs for CK* BD, see you over the weekend!! Moosey, take care!!)

Buh bye Telpy!

Bye telpz! See you Monday!

What a load of bullsh!t!!!

What?

Da Moose of Canada stuck for words???

Amazing ain't it?

indeed it is amazing

*jumps on Shellie and smothers with kisses*

*gasp* was i under the mistle toe ?




think ill have to carry some in my pocket...

even though mike isn't here *kisses to him*

anyone else? j/k i think

rather not...

OMG I wanna be under mooseletoe! droolio

Im so officialy stalking you Scott!!

LMFAO.

My cheeks are red.

*holds up one of the moose's toes* I bit this off his foot earlier if thats any good to you...

*kisses y'all under the mooseletoe!*

while im here...

*looks around for milla*


where are you my sweet ?

*ears perk up, looks up* this could be fun to watch...

flirt1 right here sexy!