Please, Step under the MOOSELETOE!

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Canadian Moose
Direct your favourite fella or gal under the mooseltoe and give'em a BIG wet one!

Happy Dance

Arsenal
No.

nitro-swicked
pucker up mate laughing out loud

Arsenal
Kiss me, kiss me like I've never been kissed before! eek!

Baylin
Steps up...

fever red
I'll give Mane 5 seconds.

fever red
Oh, too late! That was 5 seconds, and you didn't show! You'll have to wait for next year.

Canadian Moose
*kisses the wolf*

Bleh! Your breath smells like dead animals! wink

Canadian Moose
Hey! AI! wink

Baylin
laughing out loud yeah you can probably taste the last moose that I... erm... 'munched' on... shifty

(and be thankfull I didnt use that wolf tongue of mine like I did on the last moose... evil face )

Canadian Moose
I thought it smelled familiar....

fever red
Actually, I prefer Random Logic Generator American.

Canadian Moose
It doesn't have a catchiness to it though.

fever red
I don't want to be caught. That's a myth.

Canadian Moose
I think you want to be caught uder the mooseltoe...

Arsenal
*carries nitro-swicked under the mooseltoe and kisses her*

misha
*stands under the mooseltoe* flirt

English Moosette
*pounces on Misha*

droolio

Canadian Moose
Anyone, particular that you are waiting for?

*wonders where his sexy Moosette is*

Canadian Moose
Oh there she is...kissing that other girl...

English Moosette
naughty

Bah, you caught me.

Arsenal
girls+kissing=Arsenal somewhere nearby...

fever red
I wondered who that was, hiding in the shrubbery.

misha
kiss

misha
nope....noone cry

Arsenal
Shhhh! You'll give me away!

misha
arsenal, feel free to join whistling1

Arsenal
*Gives misha a big wet one*

Canadian Moose
*tears off shirt....pounces on everyone...one at a time*



********EXCEPT THE DUDES*********

English Moosette
eek! The more the messier I always find happy

confused Oops, typo.....

Baylin
*stands around waiting...* whistle

Arsenal
If you interrupt the girls and their kissing I'll strike you down with all my might moose! mad

English Moosette
*is bundled to the floor by semi-naked Moose*

Somebody pinch me!!!

misha
*glomps baylin* in_love

misha
lover

Arsenal
*Jump-kicks moose off and pinches her*

fever red
I'd beat the bushes for you, Arsenal... just tell me whose.

Baylin
hehehe... embarrasment

misha
that little giggle of yours is such a turn on droolio

English Moosette
pissed I never said remove the Moose.

Arsenal
*holds up cross* away with you demon!

Canadian Moose
You've GOT to be kidding me...don't be so quick to ask someone to the ball Cinderella, unless you're prepared to dance.

sunshyne
awe this is so cuteee

Arsenal
I'm confused...

fever red
I'm NOT a mere demon program...I have many demons, but I am more than their sum.

Canadian Moose
There will be absolutely no need to pinch Moosette, under ANY circumstances ever again...the only pinching will be done by me, biatch, or any approved woman of my choosing.

misha
cry

Baylin
Oh behave!

You'll get me reputation I do deserve... stick out tongue

§pearhead
more like scary stick out tongue

haven't seen much of you recently no

misha
which is? eek! shifty

English Moosette
*nods head menacingly*

Yeah!! What Daddy said miffed

misha
daddy ey? naughty

sunshyne
ahh in a way stick out tongue

well, i'm around here. just gotta keep up with mewink

misha
oh chel, sorry i havnt replioed to your pm, its just im going soon and im not replying to any!
but i will do later...dont worry im not ignoring you stick out tongue

Baylin
Well I would tell you, but I really dont want to... whistle shifty

misha
what if i sent you a pm? eek!

Canadian Moose
Noice isn't it? I luuurve to play daddy... evil face

misha
you can play my daddy any day whistling

sunshyne
its ok girlwink

i'm about to go soon too.

misha
im going to bed soon embarrasment

Baylin
...hmmm no, I think my secrets will have to remain shifty

(If only you'd promised to send chocolate...)

English Moosette
Daddy? When is it time for us to play that special game?

*pokes tongue out at others*

I can't tell you, it's a secret!! Nyah!

Candy Kisses
Hey Mr Moose and Ette!

misha
ill send chocolate and wine eek!

Canadian Moose
This is getting bizarre....so why am I so excited?

Canadian Moose
hello Sweetness, how are you?

Candy Kisses
Im ok!

Nah! Im bloody great Moose! Things are looking u for me plus i spoke someone who i haven't spoken to for ages! It was good!

Telperaca
*wonders in...*

Telperaca
CK: Was it who I think it was?!?! eek!

Candy Kisses
telpz! How are you baby!

Samurai Guy
*Walks in with a mistletoe belt buckle*

thumbsup

Baylin
I dony like wine sick

Anyway pm if you like I'll share a secret...

Telperaca
I'm okay!! Glad it's a friday, you know!!

I get to go home!! (as in my parents' place, in Leicester!! Which means I get to meet up with BD too!!! big grinbig grin)

Canadian Moose
It's about time darlin...you deserve a break. smile

Candy Kisses
No Telpz it was Baracus!

Canadian Moose
Holy GOD! That is awesome!

Samurai Guy
embarrasment Well, you know.

Jedi Priestess
Alright Im here....now what?

misha
vodka? confused cry

Candy Kisses
Thanks Moose!

Im all excited now! D-double has a surprise for me but will not tell me what it is?

fever red
Mistletoe belt buckle? Holy [email protected] He's got the moves.

§pearhead
can't lose with that cool

Canadian Moose
Pick someone you want to plant one on. Even if it IS an animal...*wink wink nudge nudge* wink

Samurai Guy
Aren't I funny, Fever Red?

I got the skills to pay the bills.

Telperaca
A ticket to England!!

eek!

Wait!! Maybe moose gave it to him in the "Santa Moose" thread!

big grinbig grin

misha
exactly what i thought droolio

Candy Kisses
Just friendly warning but he also has a wife!

Jedi Priestess
*looks around trying to decide*

Candy Kisses
Telpz I live in Wales. Dope!

Canadian Moose
Yeah, but she knows about him and I...so that is ok. wink

Baylin
*grabs JP* haha I have you now! *gives big sloppy kiss*

Telperaca
embarrasment

Shhh....I meant U.K....angel


sad
I was thinking you lived quite close to me...sadsad

*posts a hug to CK in first class* laughing out loud

Arsenal
I'm scared...

misha
everyone eek!
im off to bed yawn

see ya round
xxoo misha

Telperaca
Later Mish!!

§pearhead
catch you later, mish smile

fever red
He's got the moves- but I didn't make one...
However- about those skills? And paying the bills? I have a bill to settle at the Gentleman's club, with Moosette.
I'm responsible for organizing a bi-monthly show in exchange for the basement. I need players, and by that belt, I can tell you're one. Would you and your wife consider moonlighting?

AvP
bye babe, sweet dreams

Candy Kisses
Oh Nicci will love you! She is a retired dancer!

Telperaca
*looks at the mistletoe*


angel

AvP
who ya waiting for telp shifty

Telperaca
shifty

Candy Kisses
Yes telpz who are you waiting for?

Wheres Blackie today!

Arsenal
What the f**k?

fever red
I used to be in a bondage troupe- that's my stage experience. I've known dancers, and they were good people, MUCH harder workers than I- I'm sure I would like/admire/respect Nicci.

Jedi Priestess
squeal! eek!

Telperaca
Blackie!! He's here!! Well, he was already online before, but on another forum!! I told kim to come here to!!!!! eek!

Canadian Moose
Good squeal, bad squeal?

Baylin
Come on now JP you know your lovin' it... stick out tongue

AvP
i bet she is *grabs telpz and starts snogging*

Telperaca
See the Wolf!!

Hmm

*runs towards him*
*kisses*
*hides*

Canadian Moose
well...aside from the dead animal smell, you're a helluva kisser mate. big grin wink

AvP
didn't read mine then

Black Dragon
*enters*

...


shifty

Baylin
laughing out loud

Well if I didnt have the dead animal breath I'd be perfect... smokin'
If I was perfect then that would make me you... whistle
If I was you and you were you that would cause a paradox and we'd both cease to exist... blink

So look on the bright side I may have dead animal breath but we're both here to enjoy it... wink

Samurai Guy
*Stands in Superhero Pose for all to see the Mistletoe Belt Buckle*

A-Hem!

Canadian Moose
Don't EVEN get any ideas! wink laughing out loud

Telperaca
Sowwie, AvP!!


*slaps BD* How dare you look at another womaan!!

laughing out loud

Canadian Moose
I have absolutely no valid reply for that logic. I mean, I'm tapped, zilch, zero, nada...that was well said. clap

Black Dragon
laughing out loud

Oh, Moose!!







(sick)

Candy Kisses
Hey babes!

Telperaca
Stop eyeing the moose!! big grinbig grin


*jumps into Bd's arms!*

Black Dragon
*drops Wolfy*

*walks to CK* There there babe...

Canadian Moose
Exactly.

We can be friends though. I just don't want to go picking out curtains with you, if you know what I mean. wink

Canadian Moose
Beautiful woman....

Telperaca
cry

I feel so used!!

*slabs the big mean dragon!!*

CK...but you already have Doobs cry

( laughing out loud )

Candy Kisses
You dropped telpz! laughing

Canadian Moose
That was nasty....poor Teply...

Black Dragon
Well, she'll understand!!
Besides, she can torture me over the weekend!! eek!

Candy Kisses
Gives Moose and Blackie a Christmas kiss!

here telpz take this and torture him this weekend!

Canadian Moose
Mwah. Fanks darlin. big grin

Telperaca
Yeah, that was nasty, poor me!! cry

I'm laving!! And NO! It's not because school's ended, it because BD is being evil!! *cries some more!!*


(PS: *leaves hugs for CK* BD, see you over the weekend!! Moosey, take care!!)

Canadian Moose
Buh bye Telpy!

Candy Kisses
Bye telpz! See you Monday!

Black Dragon
What a load of bullsh!t!!!

laughing out loud

Baylin
What?

Da Moose of Canada stuck for words???

stick out tongue

Canadian Moose
Amazing ain't it? stick out tongue

Baylin
yes

shellie
stick out tongue indeed it is amazing

Baylin
*jumps on Shellie and smothers with kisses*

shellie
*gasp* was i under the mistle toe ?


shifty

think ill have to carry some in my pocket...

sunshyne
even though mike isn't here *kisses to him* wink

anyone else? stick out tongue j/k i think

Clovie
confused rather not...

lil bitchiness
OMG I wanna be under mooseletoe! droolio

Im so officialy stalking you Scott!!

Canadian Moose
LMFAO.

My cheeks are red. embarrasment

Baylin
*holds up one of the moose's toes* I bit this off his foot earlier if thats any good to you... evil face

ClaraG
*kisses y'all under the mooseletoe!*

wink

shellie
while im here...

*looks around for milla*


where are you my sweet ?

Baylin
*ears perk up, looks up* this could be fun to watch...

lil bitchiness
flirt1 right here sexy!

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