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chris is that u?????????????

My name is indeed Chris. I dont think I know you though.

it's claire!

I have three.

I have a few. . .i'll just put one down now though


"The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everthing's more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will neveer be here again."

I've got a few...

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
-Voltaire

This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
-- Maynard James Keenan (singer from Tool and A Perfect Circle)

I've heard that one before but I don't remember from where.

Hmm anyway I like

"The brave may not live forever the the cautious do no live at all."

The "The gods envy us" one is from Troy, I believe.

obviously my favorite quote is the one that is in my signature.

yep it is

samer here.

^ i love that yoda quote...no doubt

but my favorite quote is

"don't take life too serious, no one has ever made it out alive"

" Whats the worst that could happen?, Well, we hit the water going about thirty miles an hour, and our nuts blow out our eye sockets"

How about some Bill Hicks?

"I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the ****ing arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet.
"Pick it up."
"I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me."
"Pick up the gun."
"Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister."
"Pick up the gun."
(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)
"You all saw him - he had a gun."

"What the **** is wrong with German People!?"

South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

"No great dependence is to be placed on the eagerness of young soldiers for action, for the prospect of fighting is agreeable to those who are strangers to it." - Vegetius, Roman military writer, 4th century A.D.

"To thine own self be true"

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air,
we shall defend our Island,
whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender,

there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Laugh and the world laughs with you!Cry and you cry alone!JM

i have many favs but currently its the one under my sig



Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end .

Arrow? what fu**ing arrow - King Harold Godwinson

A true warrior prepares for war, but prays for peace.

"they may take our lives....but they will never take our freedom!"

Sorry, but that makes me laugh....Its so untrue....

The Moose lost for words has got to the KMC quote of the year!

Fortune favours the bold.

"Crap."

Winston Churchill.


Me. (I like how people freak out when I say this.)


Gandalf the Grey.

"Son, life is a sh!tstorm. And when it's raining sh!t, the best umbrella you can have is Art."

Pedro Carmichael / Mario Vargas Llosa

"Let's crap in our hands and throw it at people! Heh heh... You know, no matter how much you evolve, that's still damn funny."
~time of the apes

"Let's see here: Dear Japan, bite me, love, Prince of Space."
~prince of space

"Hey, this isn't Squid World!"
~Invasion of the Neptune Men

I have way to many,I'm the Ineffectual queen of quotes

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

pretty much the whole "boomstick" speech ash gives out in army of darkness

"....as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

Declaration of Arbroath, April 1320.

Yes, Winston Churchill. It's been said in some circles that he was drunk throughout World War II.

What do you mean fortune favours the bald, losing your hair isn't fortunate!

Holy crap for a minute I thought I actually put bald
Damn you

You've got to love Churchill.

Anyone here read The Picture of Dorian Gray? Lord Henry Wotton has some PRICELESS lines in that book.

I have, enjoyed it very much

Thanks for that

Yea, Churchill made some pretty damn good speeches.

Feceman: Yea, The Picture of Dorian Gray was a great book.

"I wish I was you"
"Why?"
"Because you have nothing to worry about."
"What? It's because I have nothing that I'm worried."
(So noone gets confused, that wasn't from the Picture of Dorian Gray)

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on

Want in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.


Life is what happens when you're making plans

I have a whole bunch but those came to mind first

"Life is a movie, learn to play your part to the best you can then when the credits finally roll you may not get an oscar but you can rest easy knowing you got an ovation."

I can't remember who told me that but I live by it in a sense.

"Love is too deep for words to describe. Don't try to explain it, just experience it."

-AC

"Being in love is like peeing in your pants - everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth"

Hey, another Bill Hicks fan!

i have a few

'How happy is the blameless vestal's lot?
The world forgetting by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Each prayer accepted and each wish resigned.'

'Truly great friends are hard to find, hard to leave and impossible to forget'

also something about the if 'the power of lover was greater than the love of power this world would be a better place' or something like that, that doesn't sound quite right though.

also 'gallop through every sunset but slow down long enough to watch it rise'

hehe.....I love these threads. Here are some of my favorites:

Babs Johnson: "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!"
-Pink Flamingos

Commoner peasant: "It's human to lie. Most of the time we can't even be honest with ourselves."
-Rashomon

"Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil." Plato

All hail Robin Williams Live on Broadway

"India has the atomic bomb, Pakistan has the atomic bomb, and we are prepared to fight over Kashmir, and G.W.B. thought it was a sweater, what an *******."

"We'll run through 'em like crap through a goose!!!"

"(French accent) Look, I give a cigarette to a baby! Smoke, little one! Life is shit, learn to know this! **** you Americans! Screw all of you! We are French, we do not care! Fu-Ze Germans are here.....Hello Americans! We love you!"

"If there is ever a nuclear war, the Swiss would be the only ones going 'Vat was zat noise?'"

"No, after five hours of going, you've got more semen than the Fifth Fleet!"

and (not from Robin Williams)

"You can do no great things, only small things with great love."

I have tons and tons - this one is on my mind at the moment -

The Majority has the might - more the pity - but it hasnt right...The minority is always right

- Henrik Ibsen

When life gives you lemons....suck them

"Here lies an athiest, all dressed up and nowhere to go."

LOL!

Oh my god Mane. Your avvy and the let part of the sig...are...orgasmic.

I heard he's not that great a lay.

Oh Ha ha. Funny.

Agree. Even though I am a guy...

I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me - Slayer New Faith

Since when does blood cancel out the bible?

Thats your favourite quote? Thats quote is very weak. But everyone to their own...

Exactly what I mean. It's weak and it really doesn't make sense.

.......

well ive noticed no videogame quotes here (i think!), so i best add some!

Max Payne




MGS2 - Fat Man


Parappa The Rapper


Deus Ex

From Ctrl Alt Del webcomic

It just does!

Heres some more

I certainly hope that I never, ever run into whomever you are quoting.

Rocky Marciano.

"I think it was a right hook that knock him out Al"

Stanley Spadowski (from UHF)

"Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up! You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

Thank you. I also realized that while watching the movie at school this week.

What luck for rulers that men do not think.

Do not speak unless it improves on silence.

Anything by Dogbert.

George Burns: I can't afford to die, I'd lose too much money.

I guess it is a good thing that we are all typing.

Woman: Are you the police?
Elwood Blues: No Maam, were musicians

- P. G. Wodehouse

- Groucho Marx

I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature.....Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion?To make half the world fools and half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the world.

Thomas Jefferson

I burn my candle at both ends
it will not last the night
but ah, my foes, and oh, my friends
it gives a lovely light

Ash - "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

Ash "Yo, she-***** ... let's go."

Ash "Gimmie some sugar, baby."

man, bruce campbells a legend!
http://www.tvwavs.com/bcwavs/army_of_darkness.shtml

"Are you a virgin?"
"No I'm Korean"
- They still call me Bruce

The monarchy is so extraordinarily useful. When Britain wins a
battle she shouts, "God save the Queen"; when she loses,
she votes down the prime minister.

I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man.

-che guevara

More Bill Hicks!

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? You know what I mean? It's nature. How do you make nature against the ****ing law?
******
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.
******
I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be ****ing in the streets, man.
******
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
******
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the ****ing effort. There is a difference.
******
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
******
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here...
******
No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
******
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."
******
It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
******
One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years.
******
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
******
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
******
I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.
******
The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.
******
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
******
That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a ****ing egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a ****ing egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a ****ing egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs!
******
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
******
It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.
******
By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no ****ing joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are ****ed and you are ****ing us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your ****ing soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.
"You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every ****ing thing on this planet!
******
I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?"
******
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your goverment is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their ****ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
******
I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it.
******
The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty ****ing cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?
******
If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?
******
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.
******
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!
-- Bill Hicks, on being censored from "The Late Show with David Letterman"

"Who would have thought that hell existed, and that it would be in New Jersey?"-Futurama

I think there's already one of these. I could be mistaken though.

"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism" Howard Zinn

"How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man." - Johnny Cash

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
- The Princess Bride

Duplicate thread.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Duplicate thread. I love that quote

o, sorry.

"Insane we trust"-my sig

this is a good prophecy quote:

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents more and more closely the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach there hearts desire at last and the white house will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L MENCKEN 1880 1956

I Decide who is a jew!-Himmler
Shoot first ask questions later if you screw up I will protect you-Himmler
God is great-Saddam
One can live without candy but one can not live without bullets-Kim jong il
Education is a wepon whos effect depends on who is holding it and at who it is aimed-stalin

"Why can't we just see that all we do is eliminate our future with the things we do today."

"Greater is the Spirit of He that is in me, than the spirit of he that is in the world."

"Repeating the same action and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity."

"You have two ears and one mouth; use them accordingly."

"An expectation is just a pre-meditated disapointment."

the most dangerous man to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself...Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable.

H.L MENCKEN 1880 -1956

"How many times do I have to tell you, don't press the friggin' button!!"
-My sister to me.
"Today is the tomorrow we dreaded yesterday and today is the yesterday we will be thankful for tomorrow"
-John Andrews
"God will punish you for your sins"-some random guy
"YOUR GOD HAS NO POWER HERE!"
-Cybershinobi's response

"Where is you God now?"

"My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die."

"I am become death the destroyer of worlds."

Originally posted by frodo34x
To start the ball rolling:

"Go ahead, make my day"

Fearful Last Words:

Cardinal Borgia: "I have provided in the course of my life for everything except death, and now, alas, I am to die unprepared."


Elizabeth the First: "All my possesions for one moment of time."


Kurt Cobain (suicide note): "Frances and Courtney, I'll be at your altar. Please keep going Courtney, for Frances. For her life will be so much happier without me. I love you. I love you.


Ludwig Van Beethoven: "Too bad, too bad! It's too late!"

Thomas Hobbs: "I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark."


Anne Boleyn: "O God, have pity on my soul. O God, have pity on my soul."

Prince Henry of Wales: "Tie a rope round my body, pull me out of bed, and lay me in ashes, that I may die with repentant prayers to an offended God. O! I in vain wish for that time lost with you and others in vain recreations."


Socrates: "All of the wisdom of this world is but a tiny raft upon which we must set sail when we leave this earth. If only there was a firmer foundation upon which to sail, perhaps some divine word."

Sigmund Freud: "The meager satisfaction that man can extract from reality leaves him starving."

Tony Hancock (British comedian): "Nobody will ever know I existed. Nothing to leave behind me. Nothing to pass on. Nobody to mourn me. That's the bitterest blow of all."


Phillip III, King of France: "What an account I shall have to give to God! How I should like to live otherwise than I have lived."

Voltaire: "Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror...Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world."

Also Voltaire: "In twenty years Christianity will be no more. My single hand shall destroy the edifice it took twelve apostles to rear."

(Some years later, Voltaire's house was used by the Geneva Bible Society to print Bibles. )



Philisophical Last Words:

Sir Walter Raliegh (at his execution): "So the heart be right, it is no matter which way the head lieth."


Aldus Huxley (humanist): "It is a bit embarassing to have been concerned with the human porblem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than: Try and be a little kinder."

Karl Marx: "Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"

Napolean: "I marvel that where the ambitious dreams of myself and of Alexander and of Caesar should have vanished into thin air, a Judean peasant Jesus should be able to stretch his hands across the centuries, and control the destinies of men and nations."

Leonardo da Vinci: " I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have."

Tolstoy: " Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six."

Benjamin Franklin: " A dying man can do nothing easy."

Grotius: "I have lived my life in a laborious doing of nothing."



Unexpected Demise

H.G. Wells: "Go away: I'm alright."

General John Sedgwcik (during the heat of battle in 1864): "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"

Bing Crosby: " That was a great game of golf."

Mahatma Ghandi: " I am late by ten minutes. I hate being late. I like to be at prayer punctually at the stroke of five."

Diana (Spencer), Princess of Wales: " My God. What's happened?" (per police files)

Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. : " Never felt better."

Franklin D. Roosevelt: " I have a terrific headache."

Sal Mineo (stabbed through the heart): "Oh God! No! Help! Somebody help!"

Jesse James: "It's awfully hot today."

Lee Harvey Oswald: " I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney, if the attorney thinks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you."


Unusual Last Words

Vincent Van Gough: "I shall never get rid of this depression."

James Dean: "My fun days are over."

Oscar Wilde: " My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go..."

W.C. Fields: "I'm looking for a loophole."

Louis XVII: "I have something to tell you..."



Last Words of Faith


Jonathan Edwards: " Trust in God and you shall have nothing to fear."

Patrick Henry: "Doctor, I wish you to observe how real and beneficial the religion of Christ is to a man about to die..."

John Owen: "I am going to Him whom my soul loveth, or rather who has loved me with an everlasting love, which is the sole ground of all my consolaition."

D. L. Moody: " I see earth receeding: heaven is opening. God is calling me."

Lew Wallace (author of Ben Hur ): " Thy will be done."

John Milton (British poet): "Death is the great key that opens the palace of Eternity."

Martin Luther: "Into Thy hands I commend my spirit! Thou has redeemed me, O God of truth."

David Livingstone: "Build me a hut to die in. I am going home."

Alexander Hamilton: " I have a tender reliance on the mercy of the Almighty, through the merits of the Lord Jesus Christ. I am a sinner. I look to him for mercy."

Andrew Jackson: "My dear children, do not grieve for me...I am God's. I belong to Him. I go but a short time before you, and...I hope and trust to meet you all in heaven."

Daniel Webster (just before his death): "The great mystery is Jesus Christ the gospel. What would the condition of any of us be if we had not the hope of immortality?...Thank God, the gospel of Jesus Christ brought life and immortality to light. His last words were: I still live."


William Shakespear: "I commend my soul into the hands of God my Creator, hoping and assuredly believing, through the only merits of Jesus Christ my Savior, to be made partaker of life everlasting; and my body to the earth, whereof it was made."


Charles Dickens: "I commit my soul to the mercy of God, through our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and I exhort my dear children humbly to try and guide themselves by the teaching of the New Testament."

"Give me one firm spot on which to stand, and I will move the earth"
-Archimedes


Love this quote, it says a lot.

Karl Von Clausewitz: "To secure peace is to prepare for war"

to be or not to be ? that is the question

How about these immortal words from Rik Mayall -

"You can complain about the weather, but you cannot legally kill a queer" - Ghandi

That Ghandi...

"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees" - Che Guevara.

My favourite quote:

"Mr Speaker, I withdraw my previous statement that half the Cabinet are asses. Half of the Cabinet are not asses."

-Benjamin Disraeli, 19th century PM

''Truth is the first casualty of war''

"The refs indecision was final" - Random football pundit.

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them. "

"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. "

"A hard man is good to find."

I just love Mae West.

"I'm proud to be the first African-American coach to win this," "But again, more than anything, Lovie Smith and I are not only African-American but also Christian coaches, showing you can do it the Lord's way. We're more proud of that."

-Tony Dungy, head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, Superbowl XVI champs.

there is no path to peace..peace is the path

The best things in life are NOT things

"Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victories. Through victories, my chains are broken. The force shall set me free"-The sith code.(quoted from memory)

"There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the force."-the jedi code.(not quoted from memory)

dare to compare

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Originally posted by Darth Oblivion
"Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victories. Through victories, my chains are broken. The force shall set me free"-The sith code.(quoted from memory)

"There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the force."-the jedi code.(not quoted from memory)

dare to compare

Dear oh dear oh dear. Not very awe inspiring perhaps because it is a work entirely of fiction discussing factors which are impossible i.e 'the force'

"There was never a genius without a tincture of madness."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

"The gods are too fond of a joke."

"He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god."

"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost."

"We make war, that we may live in peace." All Aristotle

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Dear oh dear oh dear. Not very awe inspiring perhaps because it is a work entirely of fiction discussing factors which are impossible i.e 'the force'

i dont care

"Strength and courage aren't measured in medals and victories, but in the struggles we overcome. The strongest people are not the people who win, but the people who don't give up when they lose."- Ashley Hodgeson

"You have no point. You have no argument. You can't even properly argue the points you make. All you have is rhetoric. USELESS rhetoric." - Alliance

Best end to an argument ever!

"You're all going to burn in Hell!"

****Marcello

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die."

"I am become death the destroyer of worlds." First one is awesome and definitely mine as well. Where does the second one come from?

Originally posted by Nellinator
First one is awesome and definitely mine as well. Where does the second one come from?

The second one is Shiva in the Baghavad Gita.

I like these:

"Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security." - Benjamin Franklin

"Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning." - Benjamin Franklin

"A lie told often enough becomes truth." - Vladimir Lenin

"Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot." - Vladimir Lenin

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin

"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything." - Joseph Stalin

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." - Adolf Hitler

"I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature" - Adolf Hitler


All of these quotes have just as much power and meaning in today's world (sadly).

"I will never be a memory"-Sephiroth
"Vini, Vidi, Vinci."(I came, I saw, I conquored.)-Julius Caesar
"Do not underestamate the powers of the Dark Side"-Vader

"Dammit Morpheus, not everone believes what you believe!"-Commander Lock

"My beliefs do not require them to."-Morpheus

"Of all manifestations of power, restraint impresses men most."
--Thucydides

"Sorry I had t'slap ya around, sweetheart. But you got hysterical when I said, 'No more'."
--Allan Felix, Play It Again, Sam

"You can only fly if you spread your wings"-unknown
"The difference between suviving and living-surviving is being able to wake up in the morning alive, living is being able to wake up in the morning with a purpose"-me
"After 17 long, painstaking years of study and reasearch, I still have no idea what the hell I'm doing"-John Andrews on life.

"Don't complain about the dragon, then walk into the fire."

"Your light cannot shine if it cast in the shadows of others."

I have a few good gems right here;

"An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind"
"It takes nothing from one candle to light another"
"Be the change you want to see in the world"
"Violence may not be the answer, but it sure as hell gets the point across"
"To make a mistake you first have to make a choice."

Originally posted by Lecter
I like these:

"Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security." - Benjamin Franklin

"Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning." - Benjamin Franklin

"A lie told often enough becomes truth." - Vladimir Lenin

"Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot." - Vladimir Lenin

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin

"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything." - Joseph Stalin

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." - Adolf Hitler

"I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature" - Adolf Hitler


All of these quotes have just as much power and meaning in today's world (sadly).

yep.check my quotes above

''Life is based on dreams and dreams are ****ed up things, that's the rich tapestry of life'' Jid Jid - British playwright

-AC

be careful of zee germans.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
''Life is based on dreams and dreams are ****ed up things, that's the rich tapestry of life'' Jid Jid - British playwright

-AC

Stop signing my name you jobber.

I'll report you if this continues.

-AC

whats a jobber?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
''Life is based on dreams and dreams are ****ed up things, that's the rich tapestry of life'' Jid Jid - British playwright

-CMG


Look...now you are special. You always wanted to be special, didn't you. But mommy never hugged you. I know how it feels...not personally, of course, cause I am not twisted. Anyways. Good for you.

come on, B, you are a little twisted.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
whats a jobber?

Someone who throws a fight in a wrestling match. Presumably it means that they do the "job" for thier oppponent. (the phrase is also used in the vs forum for characters who lose to a much less powerful character)

ah, i see. brit slang?

It just seemed right at the time, I wasn't thinking of a definition.

-AC

its cool, i love brit slang, the insults and all.