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holy****
is it dead??

fake pic, sharks aren't THAT stupid.

shark weakpoints are at the stomach, they wouldn't dare to take a risk like that.

This, my friend, is a carcharodon megaladon, ancestor to the carcharodon carcharius (Great White) This picture is a mere depiction of what a megalodon would look like, if it werent, or isnt extinct.
Big ey? Id shit my pants if something like that were floating beside my boat, or trying to attack it.

like i said, you are correct that it is a carcharodon megaladon, but it is a fake pic.

Yes. But its a depiction, not really fake. This is what it would look like if it were alive today, but we have no living proof that it ISNT still alive today. We just dont know.

This picture is to compare the size of a Megalodon and other objects, like that boat.

yea, carcharodon megalodon's are 40-50 feet long.

larger in fact. They're minimum rate of growing is 40 ft, maximum is 100 to 102 ft.

i wouldnt believe 100ft...that sounds bs...

but its possible

Was this thread inspired by this topic?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t315611.html

could be

Very possible indeed.

Check out these teeth, I took this picture at a store I went to in another town. These are Megalodon teeth, boy would I give anything to have one of these babies, they cover up a whole mans hand when held. I bet they're heavy as hell.

nice

Yes, very. But man that would hurt, having those puncturing teeth gnawing at your flesh. Youch.
*Shudder* That pic I put at the beginning of the thread freaks me out still. *stares*

nah, you'd only feel the pain for 2 seconds...there will be so much pain that you would just faint...and be eaten.

Prolly. Of course, why would you have those teeth gnawing in your flesh anyway, that thing would swallow you without even thinking twice, it was said they prey on large whales so Id say with a mouth that large they could swallow a whale in a gulp. Sheeeesh.

what is this... shark show and tell

giant squids are the most dangerous. i've read that it can easily crush a whale of any size...

i read that a horse could ejaculate on u if u showed it somr porn

Maybe it is, z'ere a problem?

Yea. Ive heard that too, although I know not much about squid and whales, I've studied sharks since a child. I have my own theories as well

read? or have u tried?

Thats swell, good for your interests in horny ponies, go away.

greatest animal:

a protist

http://www.funsci.com/fun3_en/protists/prot_29.jpg

ah

yeah it was sheep porn
good horses get off on anything... horny bastarsd

Riiightt....And..You are wierd.
A Protist, is that a type of small bacteria, or cell, or tiny animal? Sorry I havent much knowledge of things of that sort.

I would take the carcass and tell the news that I killed it.

I like cardboard, it is tasty, please eat some with me.

Cardboard gives me gas.

lol

Its hard to comprehend that furryman's a whole year older than I am, yet he acts as if he were born three years ago.

this thread went from sharks to cardboads...

dont eat the ink, everyone knows that

Did I say I eat the ink? Even without it I get gas.

welcome to the 45th dimesion, created by George Lucas 12 years ago

corrugated??

I should enter him in a mental ward

He's already in one...they allow internet access for patients that show good behavior.

mind alterting substance,s my dear, mind alterting substances

anything that doesnt involve the spice girls is good behaviour

Should I be surprised? I also wont be surprised when you die from scat and coke and overdosing

nah i dont do that shit, only paracetamol and ibuprofene

Thats worse

is that a death threat?

see u in court

Someone's in need of a lobotomy, and I don't mean my uncle Vincent.

Lol you're such a fruit

Fruit? Yes. Vegetable? No.

thats an offer i cant refuse flirt

You can...and you will.

Wasnt an offer, more of an insult but a 4 year old wouldnt take it that way.

im a vegetable! Captain Vegetable infact!

I refuse to believe that.

why do you always have to be so anticlimatic

Captain Retard

you wouldnt have heard of me, though i served in 'nam

Why do you have to be so melodramatic? Is that the opposite? I'm not sure...and I don't care.

you know you do :s

OMG how long did that take you?

btw thats not P.C. anymore.. i prefer "special"

You're right.

meet me behind the bikesheds 5 mins naughty

Took me a whole 45 seconds. *Strains brain, popping a vein*

shock

the complexity of this thread

btw.. are you kelly or daniel?

Your tellin me, hh? lol

Kelly, why.

Can't it be both?

i could be, hermaphrodites are my forte

Kelly, although preferably a name for any gender, it tends to be more for girls.

I am no transexual

Sure you aren't

im with this thing

I'll be there! *jumps in air and hits heels together*

dont get FAME in my head

i've never seen you smile (dont mean it in a bad way)

its a goth trend thing

There's a dark side to everyone...including Barney.

theres a light side to Barney?"

Nobody's ever seen my smile in a pic, goths tend not to.

'zis close enough to a smiel?

i've read smiling increases ones life...

no wonder goths dont live past 21

Ah, but I know a goth 39 year old.
What a myth
Im off.

dont go, i love you!

For a goth, you sure like taking pictures of yourself.

Back off furryman...she's mine.

39? he must have not taken soo many pictures...

dforeaabftrendgcgothhdposerie

Yeah, right.

Don't smile at me...jerk.

it meant nothing to u?

Yes, but I'm secretly trying to deny it even though I'm posting it which makes no sense at all and I'm petting my cat.

puuusssyyy

How could you be so cold towards another human being's feelings?

puuuusssyy

when i was 2 years old surgeons replaced my heart with an unmeltable chamber of solid water, also known as ice.. it keeps me cool in the summer

Why do you hate that which you don't understand?

Sure....and my father is a Ken doll.

yea, it was quite a complex procedure, i thought the child was going to die but it turned out successful.

You've heard about this procedure? I haven't heard about it til now.

www.vampirefreaks.com Filled with a lot of goths who have an immeasurable rate of pics taken of themselves.

Im not any of yours, I belong to Daniel.

is this like the new random comment thread?

What if I were to tell you that I were Daniel?

Must be, considering we were on the subject of sharks and matter until furrman came in and ****ed it up

no, i did die

dont complain honeybunny

i dont like goths. waste of space in society.

oops wrong surgery...were you the one with the golf club and fishbowl?

you shhhhhhhhuck.

i love you too

I seem to remember that one...

daddy???

daughter???

mother????

http://www.vitacost.com/science/hn/Food_Guide/Asparagus.jpg


asparagus????????????

^ if he were floating in the water beside me, I would have something to post about in the scared $hitless thread.

I would revive him and mold him into my likeness...an apprentice if you will.

you mean my $hit?

Why, yes...yes I do.

The cat will get you for it.
And my dog will eat it.
And your kingdom shall fall.

Impossible. My kingdom is impenetrable.

I didn't say it would be penetrated.
I just said it would fall like a baby on its butt.

Leave my kingdom's butt alone, pervert.

but... it's the sexiest kingdom butt ever.


Besides, mine has a better butt.

I would be glad to be in a boat.Or I was not in a boat I would try to say calm say a prayer to myself and get ready to get eaten.By saying Hey I lived a good life!JM

etc..




i sense a megalomaniac paedophile

Doubt it.

ppplllllbbbb....

They are actually contemplating wether or not it is actually exctinct, because many Blue whale and other whale carcasses have been found with huge bites out of them, much much larger than a great White could make.

I'd be pretty ****in' scared. But like Hockey said, that would never happen, because sharks don't turn over on their backs like that.

it would if it was dead

Cool, I and all of my friends are a waste in society. *skips merrily*

Huh?

its what hh? said on the previous page about me, since im gothic

glad to see that you agree. so how should we kill of the goths? gas chambers?

you know im kidding with you

but still

i hate goths shock

I'm not goth but I do only wear black and spiked bracelets

thats cool^ as long as youre not a goth

You may be kidding but I dont appreciate it. The population of goths grow everyday, and when I have a baby from the day its born Im going to dress it in all black, just to torture you, and im going to send you pictures of it and everything.

I have to sit next to one in my drawing class and they're the most annoying whiny bitches ever. he listens to the most shity music, Plus he's gay and he told me this story about how he begged this guy to give him a BJ, it wasnt to pleasent

what if you dont have kids or you have a desease that makes it so you cant have kids

*runs around naked*
aahhhhh

i WAS going to say something, but that would be too rude.

*Runs around clothed*
aahhhhh

*Runs around while puting clothes on*
aahhhhhh

KILL THE GOTHS

http://coolpark.free.fr/South%20Park/Images/Cartman/Cartman_d%E9guis%E9_Hitler.jpg

KILL THE GOATS

KILL THE GROWTHS

Goths are annoying. "Oh I'm gonna dress in all black and wear makeup!"
And I don't care if anyone is offended.