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I was going through the Alien Quadrilogy thread in the dvd forum. When I noticed BIIIIIIIIGEST, he was so idiotic that every sentence he said had to be a joke. Anyways this is a tribute to him, he....was hillarious...before he got banned in all. The farther down you go the funnier it gets.
Note These are all actual quotes.


"STFU PUNK"

" LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PUNKS "

" YOU TWO ARE ASSHOLES AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU GETTIN F*CKEN ANGRY YOU DIG? "

" F/*CK YOU MAN LEAVE ME ALONE YOU F*CKEN SHIT YOU DIG! "

" HEY MAN TIS IS MY LAST POST GOOD BYE YOU DIG? "

" HeY CrAZY CAts iM soRRy fOR WHAT I SAID PLEASE DONT BE MAD WITH ME Im GOING TO LEAVE OKAY! plEASE IM SORRY I WILL GO AWAY GOODBYE EVERONE YOU DIG? "

" IM SORRY GIRL I DINT MEAN TO GET YOU UPSET PLEASE IM SORRY YOU DIG? "

" HE DISS ME FIRST SO HE SHOULT SHUT UP FIRST YOU DIG? "

"BOTH STAR WARS AND LORD OR THE RINGS SUCK! HAHAHAHAHA IS JUST A JOKE YOU CRAZY CATS SO DONT GET ANGRY YOU DIG? "

"SHUT UP MAN YOU ARE ANOYIN YOU DIG? "


" NO MAN DONT REPORT ME IM JUST BEIN HONEST PLEASE DONT GET MAD YOU DIG?"

" I DONT NEED YOU ADVISE SO KEEP IT MAN YOU DIG? "

"NO MAN PLEASE DONT BANNED ME I WAS JOKIN WHEN I SAID THAT AND THE GIRLS HERE CALLME NAMES SO IM SAYIN IT WAS A JOKE MAN YOU DIG? "


" HEY GIRL DONT CALL ME NAMES OKAY IM NOT SAYIN NOTHIN TO YOU YOU DIG? "

" HEY MAN ALL YOU GIRLS JUMP ON ME BECASUE I SAID THAT ORLANDO AND ELIJAH PIPPIN AND MERRY WAS GAY AND I WAS JOKIN HOW COME YOU ALL GOT ANGRY MAN IT WAS JOKE SO DONT GET MAD! RAZ GOT ME BANNED BECAUSE OF... "

" I WANT A SIG AND I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE IT FOR ME THATS ALL YOU DIG?"

" SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE IT FOR ME YOU DIG? "


"WHATS BIG NEWS YOU DIG?"


" MAN SHUT UP YOU DIG? "


"I WANT A SIG SO MAKE ME ONE I WANT SCARFACE AND PI
I WANT A SIG SO MAKE ME ONE I WANT SCARFACE AND PIZZA WITH MY NAME AROUND THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT YOU DIG? "


"DO YOU GUYS WATN TO BUY MY ALIEN SET? IT COST ME 300 SO IM SELLIN IT FOR THE SAME PRICE YOU DIG?"



" HEY YOU CRAZY CATS OUT THERE IWANT YOU TO MAKE A SIG OKAY I WANT MY SIG WITH SCARFACE AND PIZZA AND MY NAME IN IT I LIKE THE ONES YOU GUYS HAVE SO MAKE A SIG WITH SCARFACE AND PIZZA AROUND TO MAKE IT LOOK... "

THAT GUY WAS COOL YOU DIG?

I hate that guy I honestly think he was mentally retarded

I NEVER SAW HIM YOU DIG?

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PUNKS

he said he could only type in caps because he couldnt afford a new keyboard

MAN SHUT UP YOU DIG?

are you serious?

I DONT NEED YOU ADVISE SO KEEP IT MAN YOU DIG?

isnt this bashing ?

Not at all he's banned, and it's a tribute, we're quoting his words of wisdom.

oh...ok then...carry on...

yea, I wish I could get a link to the thread

WHATS BIG NEWS YOU DIG?

DO YOU GUYS WATN TO BUY MY ALIEN SET? IT COST ME 300 SO IM SELLIN IT FOR THE SAME PRICE YOU DIG?

IM THE BIGGEST IDIOT KMC HAS EVER SEEN YOU DIG?


ok he didnt really say that

oh God...i remember him...hell, i remember BIIIIIG and BIIIIGGER

Slipknot, I don't actually think he could spell that well. And you need to try to find that thread, it would be hillarious.

NO MAN PLEASE DONT BANNED ME I WAS JOKIN WHEN I SAID THAT AND THE GIRLS HERE CALLME NAMES SO IM SAYIN IT WAS A JOKE MAN YOU DIG?

he claimed his keyboard was stuck in caps lock

yea it would be more like


IM DA BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEST IDOT KMC HAZ EVA SEEN YO DIG?

I CAN'T SPELL RITE YOU DIG

Time to bust out some BIIIIIIIIIIIG quotes, and I found the "I'm to broke to buy a new keyboard" thread.

" I TRY TO EXPLAN THAT IN MY FIRST POST MAN IF YOU GUYS DON THINK ITS A GOOD MOVIE JUST SAY WHY AND YOU DON NEED TO CALL ME STUPID AND STUFF JUS SAY YOU DON THINK IS WILL BE TO GOOD BUT EVEN THEN YOU MST... "

"MAN PLEASE I AM JUS TRYIN TO BE COOL WIT YALL AN SHARE MY IDEA BUT YOU IS ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS AN STUFF AND TRYIN TO MAKE ME THINK IT IS A BAD IDEA SHOW YOU CAN STEAL IT CAUSE IT WILL MAKE A BILLION MONEY... "


"WHAT I JUS SAY MAN IMY KEYBOARD IS BROKE AN I DO NOT HAVES TON OF THE MONEY LIKE SOME OF YOU AN I AINT... "

" YO MAN THAT IS NOT COOL I AM JUS HERE TRYIN TO TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE CLASSIC MOVIES LIKE GARFEILD AND SCARFACE AN OTHER CLASSIC MOVIES AND HELP OTHER PEOPLE OUT WIT THEY PROBLEMS BUT ALL YOU DOIN IS HATIN... "

" YO IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THINKIN BOUT DOIN SOME HARM TO THEMSELF PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT DO IT CAUSE IT IS REAL REAL BAD AND NOTHING IS BAD ENOUGH THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF UNLESS... "

" I FEEL YOU GIRL THAT AMANDA IS NO GOOD FO ALL THE SHORTIES YOU DIG? "

"I AM THINKIN TODAY THAT THEY SHOULD MAKE SCARFACE II THE MOVIE BECAUSE IT WILL BE SO TIGHT AND IT WILL MAKE BILLIONS OF MONEY FOR ANYONE WHO MAKES IT I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKIN YOU ARE THINKIN WHOA... "

" THAT GIRL IS NO GOOD YOU DIG? "

"I AGREE SHE IS SO NOT FUNNY AND PEOPLE THINK SHE FUNNY BUT SHE AINT AND SHE SUCKS AND THE ONLY REASON SHE ON TV IS CAUSE SHE SLEEPT HER WAY TO THE TOP BUT SHE IS LIKE A STICK AND BABY BETTA HAVE SOME BACK... "

" HAHAHA YEAH MAN YOU ARE ALRIGHT WITH THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN TO YOU DIG? "

" My reaL NAME IS MAXWELL BIGGS BUT EVERYONE JUST CALLS ME THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN YOU DIG? "

"NO BROTHER NOT YOU THE OTHER HAS BEEN ON THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MANS BALLS SINCE I HAVE GOT HERE BUT I GUESS HE IS JUST JEALOUS OF THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN YOU ARE COOL WITH ME THOUGH YOU DIG? "

" I CANNONT TURN OFF CAPS CAUSE MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN SOMETIMES I CAN MAKE IT WORK BUT RIGHT NOW IT IS NOT SO IT IS NOT MY FAULT SO STOP TYRIN TO START SUMTHING WITH THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN YOU DIG? "

" PLEASE DO NOT GO HATIN ON THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN CAUSE I HAVE COME HERE TO TALK ABOUT GARFEILD AND SCARFACE AND OTHER COOL MAOVIES THAT ARE CLASSIC MOVIES SO DON START NONE WONT BE NONE I WARN YOU I AM... "

"I THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU DIG? "

" I THINK IF I HAD A SIG IT WOULD BE THE BEST CAUSE I AM THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN AND I AM GOOD AT ALOT OF THE STUFF THAT I TRY CAUSE I AM A PLAYA AND DON NOT HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME YOU DIG? "



"MAN... "

" I DO NOT KNOW HIM BUT I DO NOT THINK HE COULD TAKE DOWN THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN BUT IF YOU THINK HES COOL AND HE IS YOUR FRIEND THEN MAYBE YOURE COOL TO BUT I STILL WOULD WIN ALL THE FIGHT WE ARE GOING TO... "

"THIS WILL BE GOOD GARFEILD IS ONE FAT CAT AND REALLY FUNNY TO YOU DIG?
'ODIE GET YOURE PAWS OFF OF MY LAZZANNIA' "

"IS ANYBODY GAY YOU DIG? "


"MY NAME IS BIIIIIIIIIIIG CAUSE I AM THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN ON THE SCHOOL YOU DIG?"

"HI I AM NEW HERE AND I DON'T TAKE NO STUFF SO DON'T START NONE WON'T BE NONE DIG? GOOD? "

It would be more like this


I CANT SPEEL RIT YA DOG?

MANZ U R RITE U DIG

HAHAHA YEAH MAN YOU ARE ALRIGHT WITH THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN TO YOU DIG?

My reaL NAME IS MAXWELL BIGGS BUT EVERYONE JUST CALLS ME THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN YOU DIG?

Maxwell Biggs, sounds fake

MAXWELL COFFEE YOU DIG

who, does anyone know how old he was

4?

No seriously, I think he may go to my school

Wow, are you serious? Man I'd love to meet this genious, it all has to be an act.

Mabe he is a comedian?

Yea maybe, theres this huge kid that has the highest pitched voice and he talks all ghetto and his name is maxwell

Makes sence why everyone calls him BIIIIIG.

YOU DIG?

well he's really just fat

whats wrong with fat people?

nothing, I'm kind of fat

I could use some fat, I'm hella skinny. You Dig?

no, I do not dig

I DIG HOLES

I DIG................................................nothing

SHUT UP PUNKS

YO KRAZY KATS YOU DIG?

I NO KRAZY KAT YOU DIG?

yes I do did

YOU DIG YOU DID

YOU DIG DID YOU?

DID YOU DIG?

no

MAN YOU SHOULD DIG YOU DIG?

TO DIG OR NOT TO DIG THAT IS THE QUESTION

I DONT DIG THAT QUESTION YOU DIG

I DIG YOU NOT DIGGING THE QUESTION YOU DIG?

I DIG BUT DOSE <<Solo>> DIG ?

<<Solo>> WILL PROBABLY DIG BUT HE MAY NOT DIG YOU DIG?

I SO DIG THAT YOU DIG?

I DIG THAT IF YOU DIG THIS YOU DIG?

I DIG THAT SO MUCH THAT I DIG TWO TIMES OVER YOU DIG?

I BELIEVE I DIG MUCH MUCH MORE THAN YOU ARE EVEN CAPABLE OF DIGGING YOU DIG?

I DIG THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A DIGGING MASTER JUST LIKE THAT BIIIIIIIG PERSON YOU DIG?

I DIG THAT YOU DIG JUST AS WELL MY FRIEND BIIIIIIIIIG WILL NEVER DIG AS WELL AS US YOU DIG?

I DIG WE ARE THE DIGINGIST DIGERS IN THIS DIGING WORLD YOU DIG?

I DID THAT BUT YOU SHOULD DIG THAT DIGGING IS ONLY DIGGABLE TO THE BIGGEST DIGGERS IN THIS DIGGIN WORLD YOU DIG?

I DIG THAT ON SO MANY LEVELS YOU DIG

I DIG THAT DIGGER YOU DIG?

I THINK WE BOTH DIG IT YA DIG?

I DIG THAT IF YOU DIG THAT DIGGING IS ONLY FOR THE 2 HIPPEST DIGGERS AROUND YOU DIG?

I DIG YOU DIGING US DIGING YOU DIG?

I AM PHYSICALLY ABLE TO DIG THAT YOU DIG?

I AM MENTALLY ABLE TO DIG THAT YOU DIG?

IM NOT YOU DIG

I CANT DIG YOU NOT DIGGING YOU DIG?

NO I CANT DIG IT BEACUSE IM NOT ABLE TO MENATLY YOU DIG?

I DONT WANT TO DIG THAT YOU DIG?

YOU BETTER DIG THAT YOU DIG?

I WAS JOKIN I DIG THAT YOU DIG?

YOU BETTER BET I DIG YOU DIG?

I DIG YOU DIG?

not really

oh ok

i've never met the person

neither have i

imo it is rather the good thing

i've met ruby though

I wish i could have met BIIIIIIIIGEST

why ?

hmmm i dont really know i just think it would be fun to meet him

i don't think it would.
but i don't really care
i think i've met a lot of ppl here, and i don't think one more or less makes biiiig diference

(ok. one less would make a huge difference, but it's the other thing bag)

true
but i love to meet people if only for a short time

i don't like meeting ppl for short tim,e i miss them later

yeah thats the bit i dont like

so it's better to don't meet them at all

but with most of people you meet they teach you something new

sorry for the bad gramma and spelling i am really tired

that's thruth

doesn't matter, i can't spell anyway.

that makes two of us

truth bag

well you can probaly spell better than me

well you can probaly spell better than me

that would be strange, it's not even my language

No i just have really bad spelling

really? i haven't noticed.

your funny

moi?

yup

why do you think so?

you made me laugh

it wasn't my intension bag

well i am easly amused

i see

I DOHNT GET TEH JOK YOU DIG?

YOU DONT DIG THE JOKE YOU DIG?

U ONE CARZY CAT YOU DIG?

I FARKING LOVE YOUR TRIBTUE YOU DIG?

Oh and don't forget his other screen names too

I remember he wanted me to apologize to him...And he got all bent out of shape because I didn't

Hey man, I'm too lazy to read all that.

its a good read.

I APPRECATE DAT YOU DIG?

YOU CRAZY CAT!

A tribute to the biggest?

Aww, I'm flattered.

Korri, you're just jealous!

Everyone is Jealous of me!

'cept for me.

I DIG YOU DIGGING THAT YOU DIG?

doh this was some funny shit

I CAN DIG WITH A SHOVEL YOU DIG?

was he some kind of like, 70's hippie cop?

who?

YOU TWO ARE ASSHOLES AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU GETTIN F*CKEN ANGRY YOU DIG?

YEA I DIG YOU DIG?

U ONE CARZY CAT YOU DIG?

maybe...I'll think about it

E DNOT TINHK U HVE TO THKNI BAOT DAT YOU DIG?

I HAVE A SHOVEL YOU DIG?

*walks in whistling* *hears the idiotic dialogue* *slowly backs to the door and makes a run for it*

IT IS YOU DIG?

I CNAT BELEVE TIHS THRED IS STEAL UP YOU DIG?

"you dig"?

What the heck is wrong with this guy?

wow aint that something you dig ( i just had to say that)