Does anyone else have neighbors like this?
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bilbofett
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bilbofett/72bb3c41.jpg
Anyone???
TheFilmProphet
No
Silver Stardust
That's hilarious, Bilb...
hysterical
Jedi Priestess
Thats some twisted neighbors ya got there Bilb
Wait! Does BackFire live next door to you?
Mane
Oh my.
THAT'S GENIOUS!!!
Silver Stardust
I wish my neighbors were like that...
Hmm...gives me an idea...
Shaolin Monk
omfg...thas great
TheFilmProphet
Shaolin Monk did you get that name from the upcoming MK game by any chance?
SlipknoT
clapping thats great
MornGlory
my upstairs neighbours are constantly having sex
the other day the lady was "woo hoo ing" the song jingle bells - while they were doing it
the walls and ceiling are really thin cry
TheFilmProphet
yeah is she hot?
Jedi Priestess
sheesh........
bilbofett
NO WAY!!!
That is hilarious!!!
MornGlory
I know that he isnt- he is a drummer - he is super super super skinny - with long long nappy hair- but hes real nice
shes loud and obnxious - she talks so loud she might as well be in my apt -i can hear their conversations so clearly
TheFilmProphet
Its in our blood.
MornGlory
I DONT KNOW!! - never seen her... but i seriously doubt it!
cause he is hideous!
Arsenal
It's actually in my testicles.
SlipknoT
and comes out my penis
MornGlory
**gives Arsenal a hug** hug
MornGlory
slipknot - behave
SlipknoT
what about mecrybaby
TheFilmProphet
Well our blood is everywhere in our bodies.
Arsenal
My testicles contain 100% semen.
Jedi Priestess
and another perfectly good thread shot to shit......
Arsenal
Mornglory, let's make some noise for them to hear!
TheFilmProphet
Well blood is part of the fluids that helps create that semen
Arsenal
My testicles contain a rare form of semen. It has absolutely no blood in it.
MornGlory
ok ring me!!
Silver Stardust
Yep...as usual...
TheFilmProphet
Have you gone to the hospital for that?
Arsenal
No, my brain told me.
Arsenal
Don't laugh at my brain...he's sensitive...and small.
MornGlory
stop the testie talk - unless you are coming over to my placeban2
TheFilmProphet
Yeah mines could probably beat up yours
SlipknoT
* goes to MG's house*
Arsenal
*Hops on a horse and rides it to MornGlory's place*
TheFilmProphet
I am going http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shifty.gif
Arsenal
Go away, only me and her!
SlipknoT
*hits arsenal and TFP in the face with a shuvel and run into MG's house and lock's the door*
TheFilmProphet
Don't forget my brain is bigger than yours
MornGlory
hmmm so many choices
Arsenal
*Tries to fight off TFP and SlipKnot at the same time to no avail*
Mane
You guys only think about your penises. Try thinking with the head on top of your neck for once.
SlipknoT
and you know who's the best
Arsenal
I think with the head on top of my penis.
Shaolin Monk
naw
go here...
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=315681&perpage=20&pagenumber=2
SlipknoT
The Penis over powers the brain
MornGlory
guys dont think they just do
MornGlory
I like that
sometimes
Mane
Of course. isn't mindless sex the best kind?
TheFilmProphet
I think with both
Oh ok,
Its just that there is a new MK video game being released next year and the title is exactly like your name, (Shaolin Monk)
Arsenal
Then you would like me alot
SlipknoT
But she would like me morenaughty
Arsenal
But she would like me more...ER
SlipknoT
But she would like me more...EST
TheFilmProphet
Your all wrong, she would like me more http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/naughty.gif
Arsenal
But she would like me more...damn it.
TheFilmProphet
She would like me the bestest
(notice my great grammar)
SlipknoT
Slipknot: 1
Arsenal: 0
TFP: 0
Mane
Hell, I'd like you more too!
TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -1
Arsenal: -2
TFP: 2
Arsenal
Where are you getting these figures from?
MornGlory
Mane thats gay!
FilmProphet??? Who are you Ive never talked to you and youve never given me a hug
TheFilmProphet
From my invisible stat keeper duh!
SlipknoT
Slipknot: 28999921285939902949
Arsenal: -5564313456
TFP: (gay)
TheFilmProphet
How about a hug http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/hug.gif
A kiss http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/kisses.gif
And a song http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/serenade.gif
MornGlory
i can have Slipknot and Arsenal at the same time - but dont know if you both would like that
TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -28999921285939902949 (gay)
Arsenal: -6564313456
TFP: (Not gay)
SlipknoT
as long as I dont see him I'm fine, can we put a bag over his head
SlipknoT
Slipknot: infinat
TFP: kicked out of the game
Arsenal: -2
TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: got his ass kicked by TFP
Arsenal: -3
TFP: 3
MornGlory
isnt Arsenal english???
SlipknoT
Slipknot: 80
Arsenal: -96
TFP: crying in the corner because he knows he dosent stand a chance against me
TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -80 and still getting his ass kicked
Arsenal: -100
TFP: Still kicking Slipknot's ass
Arsenal
I can be whatever you want me to be, baby!
MornGlory
ARSENAL ARE YOU ENGLISH
do you have a cool accent - do you wear red a lot?? are you a gooner?
SlipknoT
Slipknot: 185757 and reigning in blood
Arsenal: MIA
TFP: Lying on the floor bleeding to death because I slit his throat
Arsenal
I'm American
TheFilmProphet
Slipknot: -185757 and laying on the floor getting kicked and having silly dream he slit TFP's throat
Arsenal: MIA
TFP: Still kicking Slipknot on the floor
Arsenal
What the hell does MIA mean?
MornGlory
o thought you liked the soccer team Arsenal - sorry - to bad youre not english-
alright Slipknot is all mine!!!
TheFilmProphet
(Leaves MornGlory and goes with Misha)
Arsenal
MornGlory, you've ripped my heart in pieces...pieces that don't recover well from being ripped.
MornGlory
Arsenal you can come over tomorrow - and be my sex pot
**gives Arsenal a tight hug **
Arsenal
I don't want to be used.
Wait who gives a f**k come here! kisses
MornGlory
Arsenal come over now - slipknot is making fun of me on a different thread
MornGlory
watch it young man you are gonna get spanked
SlipknoT
really
SlipknoT
I've been bad, you better spank merenske
MornGlory
get over here young man!!!--- wait Im gonna check your age- dont report me if you are under age!
SlipknoT
Dont worry I wont
MornGlory
lets hear how old you are... im an old woman
SlipknoT
16
your not old, your years and years away from being old
TheFilmProphet
old
Arsenal
haha I'm older then slippy
MornGlory
S I X T E E N !!!!!!!!!!!
hopefully a mature 16?? dont tell the cops !!!
MornGlory
Arsenal is 17 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yikes!
im surrounded by young guys!!!!
Im a Mrs Robinson
SlipknoT
O i'm as mature as they come madam, I would never tell the cops
MornGlory
the film prophet- didnt ask for you opion about being old or young....
im sure you are stil waiting for your pubes to come in
TheFilmProphet
last time
Arsenal
I shave my pubes. I'm going to wait for someone to say I didn't need to hear that.
TheFilmProphet
Got those many years ago sweetheart
But you said old woman which led me to believe you were between the ages of 50-Up
MornGlory
its ok if you shave .... I needed to hear that... dont know why
MornGlory
ha ha ha ha - hope you like older women slipknot!!!
SlipknoT
even though your not old
MornGlory
we are almost 10 yrs apart- but i dont care if you dont
get over here for you spanking
Arsenal
lol. I'm calling the police unless I'm allowed to join in!
TheFilmProphet
Sorry MornGlory about before I thought you meant you were really old.
Didn't know you were only 25.
MornGlory
Arsenal - i think you have to ask Slipknot if you can join in
glad FilmProphet doesnt think Im that old ( i dont have any grays or wrinkles yet)
TheFilmProphet
Yeah I know, I just misunderstood about your age and what you said before.
SlipknoT
*runs over to MornGlory*
MornGlory
wait you better ask Slipknot if it is ok?????
o yea you just have to have a paper bag over your head - which is weird...
SlipknoT
hmmm....you can go after me if it's ok with MornGlory
MornGlory
GROSSSSSSSS
im not a skank!
Arsenal
I'm gonna pretend like you didn't say that.
SlipknoT
ok, you watch in you want to Arsenal?confused
MornGlory
even though im starting to sound like one- o well
weeeeeeee
ClaraG
as i cannot see the picture, i am unable to tell you if i have neighbours like that
MornGlory
clara- it is a pic of christmas lawn reindeers humping each other
Jedi Priestess
to bring us back on topic
MornGlory
noooo not the original topic
where is my Slipknot and Arsenal!!
I will see them tomorrow
Darth Surgent
"Does anyone else have neighbors like this?"
No, I am those neighbors.
Jedi Priestess
why am I not surprised Surge?
Jackie Malfoy
No can't say that I have.I live in a cold stack right now and we have no houses around us.At my dad's house we have more houses on both sides.
Both are older people who shout at you if you walk pass there house.Grampy people they are.JM
Discos
lol nope my neighbours aint that crazy, i dont talk to my neighbours at all unless it is "hello" or "yes it is a nice day"
Discos - or another favourite - "why on earth would i want to throw stuff at your window"
yoda ledbetter
Actually, I do have neighbors like that. They live just down the road aways and they have a very similar setup. It is pretty funny.
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