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So, one day I was sitting in my brown crusty bean bag eating a corn dog. I had just invented the internet, so I figured, "hey, I should invent a website where people from all over the world can come and hang out with other movie fans and make meaningful posts!" So, that's how I invented KMC!

Needless to say, I'm no longer sitting in a crusty bean bag. I'm sitting in a silk covered Lazy-Boy recliner, earining 92%

pft
one day, many years ago i was browsing the net and i thought
"im so good, people over the world should know it! how can i let everyone know how good i am?"
and then it struck me.....make a forum i thought i'd suck people in by calling it killer movies because lots of people are more interested in movies than people. until they met me of course
so anyway a few years later i joined it

weird

i created raz, and he created kmc


(coz he is another computer programm)

That is soooooo sexy! droolio

queen

notworthy

Well see this one day I was hanging out with my friend PRESTON and I was telling him about this idea I had for A movie forum on the internet, called KMC and he seemed to take an unusaull intrest in it. So I told him everything about, the next thing I know I'm being beaten up and thrown in the back of a car. I was knocked unconciouse, I woke up a few hours later in the middle of the desert, so I made my way home and I never saw Him again but I know the little bugger stole my idea, I just know it

how RUDE schmoll

I know u all love the way i made KMC, but im gonna have to turn it over to Lil_B for the hard and outstanding work she has done

Who's Lil_B???

I could have made millions

milla?

Milla, Lil_B!tchiness

Nope, never heard of her.

huh?

I recently went to that place where they erase your memories. Acuna? I think it's called.

then how did you remember how you made KMC

Because they only erase certain memories. Dude, who cares anyway? Let's go bowling!

Lacuna Inc.

Sure

YES!!!! I had them wipe out the memory of someone, I can't remember who though. Also, I just recently posted on this thread, recieved a text message on my cell phone, and drank a sip of Chardonnay all at the same time. I thought my head was going to explode.

men really can't multitask

Are you a 'The Big Lebowski' fan? I can't remember if you are or not.

What I did was a tri-qualti-task!

I only saw about 10 minutes of in on Comedy Central but I like bowling

Dude, your hardcore

I love the TBL droolio

White Russian, anyone?

Or, I've eaten too much turkey!

hysterical

That reminds me of a PULP song:

PULP's 'This is Hardcore':



You are hardcore, you make me hard.
You name the drama and I'll play the part.
It seems I saw you in some teenage wet dream.
I like your get up if you know what I mean.
I want it bad. I want it now.
Oh can't you see I'm ready now.
I've seen all the pictures,
I've studied them forever.
I wanna make a movie so let's star in it
together.
Don't make a move 'til I say, "Action."
Oh, here comes the Hardcore life.
Put your money where your mouth is tonight.
Leave your make-up on & I'll leave on the light.
Come over here babe & talk in the mic. Oh yeah I hear you now.
It's gonna be one hell of a night.
You can't be a spectator. Oh no.
You got to take these dreams & make them whole.
Oh this is Hardcore -
there is no way back for you.
Oh this is Hardcore -
this is me on top of you &
I can't believe that it took me this long. That it took me this long.

This is the eye of the storm.
It's what men in stained raincoats pay for but in here it is pure.
Yeah. This is the end of the line.
I've seen the storyline played out so many times before.
Oh that goes in there.
Then that goes in there.
Then that goes in there.
Then that goes in there. & then it's over. Oh, what a hell of a show
but what I want to know:
what exactly do you do for an encore? 'Cos this is Hardcore.

After having invented the universe, time, space, our solar system, earth, man, woman, inbetween, animals, and those little mini doughnuts, I saw that it was good. But! Not good enough, so I invented a website where man, woman, and inbetween could sit and talk to eachother and sometimes even indulge in the odd mini doughtnut. What can I say? Its all in the hips.

......the hips.....

Oh my god, Kosta! I'm seriously LMAOADIMOVIBMAOL!!!!!!!

(laughing my ass off and drowning in my own vomit induced by Medevil amounts of laughter!!!!!!)

TH, im seriouslt LMAOADIMOV!

(laughing my ass off and drowning in my own vomit)

Misha, I'm LMAOAPOM.

(laughing my ass off and peeing on myself!)

preston, im walking away

So, basically you are PIWA?

no, im WA


what a coincidence, i live in WA (western australia)

Okay, well I'm ATGTBM'K

(about to go to bed, m'kay!)

m'kay cry

AIDATB

(after I drink another two beers!)

CIHS?

(can i have some?)

On a rainy day in the Congo, I sat alone in a leaky hut, pondering the shape of snowflakes. My hands were stained red from the clay I was molding for hours and a cigarette hung loosely between my lips, sprinkling ash upon my awkward creation. Suddenly, the canopy of the hut gave way. Rainwater and palm leaves showered down to the dirt all around me.

.....There I stood. Wet and bleeding. For the sticks that held the roof in place cut me to mock my misfortune. I called upon my sense of humor and chuckled as I cleared the debris from my sculpture. Blood mixed with clay, clay with ash, ash with rain, and rain with leaf.....

....At that very moment a bolt of lightning sizzled through the atmosphere and struck my so called "Art", creating a massive explosion of cosmic communication.....When I regained consciousness, before me stood an eight foot tall circuitboard with roots firmly embedded into the ground. It pulsed with energy and electric excitement...

...."This is not of the now", I whispered. "It is eternal....and I shall call it...KMC...."

pft, myne was so much more believable diva

IGYS,BYAUAAICCTAM.P,YLIAAIWCMATLTSYABFEWWCDITOTkmcF.

I'd give you some, but you are under age and I can't condone to a minor. Plus, you live in Australia and it would cost me a *** load to send you a beer fast enough where we could drink it together over the KMC forums.

FT
schmoll


(i think you can work that out for yourself )

......

'tis true

i mean come one.....lightning?

I'm not worthy! pray

PIHTGSYRST

(preston i have to go see you round some time!)

xxoo misha

Okie/ X..lp

Whoa, I just thought of something! *goes to execute devious plot*

well it was pretty easy really... flirt1

I'm sure it was. You probably created it at the same time you invented the chicken burrito.

How the hell did you know?

Because I ate one today and it had the 'Korri' stamp seared on the tortilla! pray

Ok strange thread but here is my story.

I was online one night and I was geting tired of all the off topic threads.Why don't they have a site where we can talk about movies and stuff.
I loved movies alot btw!So that night I thought of a site I could make so people all over the world can go to and have fun and have alot of places to hang out in.
What should I call it?I thought to myself.It has to have movies in the name.How about home movies?No that does not fit together.I know Keller movies forums!
From that day on I was glad to had made such a great site which alot of members who joined after one or todays that it is been online.JM

oops i told them to remove the evidence!

Good job, Jackie Malfoy! Splendid!

fark you!

Sooo hows everyone enjoying the movie website I created?

I came up with idea for this website whilst munching on an out of date packet of cheesy string I found in the middle of Sainsburys car park on wild wet windy night last year.

fear

I f*ckin knew it was you! Great job!

It's the cheesy string man, you got to put your trust in the cheesy string!

Then you can accomplish anything *looks around and gestures*

Uh thanks tired Hiker!It looks like Kerri that you better get that man fired who was supose to remove that sticker for you.Or let me handle him. JM

One day I thought to myself "wouldn't it be a wild idea to invent an internet forum-chat site that seemed like it was populated by people from all over the world with all sorts of differing ideas about everything: but in fact they were all written by ME". I set it all up and it took almost 17 months to make the site look like it had a history and was inhabited by all sorts of weirdos and freaks.

I opened it to the public and then as soon as the very first person joined (his name was Tired Hiker) I closed the site again and it's been just him, like a single rat in a maze, and all my many fake personalities ever since.

LOL!Good one Zero!JM

You are such frickin genius Mr Z!

If i invinted KMC, half the people would already be banned.

Glad that you did not invent this then.JK. JM

I'm with you there

Hey Furryman I did not see you there.How are you doing?JM

I'm good thanks, and yourself?