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LITTLE FALLS (AP) - He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.

Investigators in three states are searching for kidnapped cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

Police in Minnesota, Wisconsin and Utah are looking for blow-up figures of SpongeBob swiped from Burger Kings.

Little Falls police found a ransom note that says, "we have SpongeBob" and demands "ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

That ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.

In Sheboygan, Wis., someone swiped a 6-foot-tall SpongeBob blowup from Burger King's roof. The culprits did not leave a ransom note, police said, but informants on SpongeBob's whereabouts are eligible for a $1,000 reward.

SpongeBob was also stolen from a southeast Utah Burger King. Employees there are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure that is featured in a new movie.

SpongeBob wasn't kidnapped, he ran away from Bikini Bottom to work on his gay porn career.captain

Who cares?

I want a sponge bob watch - but Im to embarassed to buy one from BK

Spongebob is way cool..lol

i want to see the movie but just havent

i haven't seen it either..well, it's not out in Aussie yet

spongebob = POS

POS?

I keep a eye out for him.Had not seen anythng yellow and square yet.Oh wait!No that is somethng else.Hope we find him sometime.Who would kidnap a sponge through?JM LOL!

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA??

When I was a kid we had Ninja Turtles and Doug.

The power of the Quail over a Sponge with pants anyday.

I don't get why an effeminate sponge from under the sea with second grade humor is cool...

I don't like the fact that all my friends have been ditched by their girls or had dates put off just to go see that movie.

-AC

NOOO!!! My life is over *commons suicide*

piece of sh!t

I argee that show is not that funny actly it is boring to me.There are other shows worth watching but that show is not.JM

Quail-Man!!!

I can't stand SpongeBob. Good riddance, I say.

and this is a loss because??

Because it makes me chuckle...and I like to chuckle.

I got one in a box of those cimmanon frosted flakes things...Cinnamon Crunchers, I believe?

He had it coming.

The same guy who stole the a Big Bird balloon

i actually have spongebob. i used him to clean my sh!tter today. the whiny b!tch said he needed therapy after that. bah.

Good, let SpongeBob SpuarePanties die

How dare you. Nobody mocks him in this thread. You hear me? No one! Or face my eternal wrath!

Oh! who lives in a pineapple under the sea?...

Spongebob is annoying as hell

So are you for posting that.

This was going to happen eventually, better it happens before Spongebob: The Movie hits dvd.

I know what you mean. Even I was contemplating whether I should steal it or not when I saw it.

Spongebob blow-up figure has been stolen. Its just...beyond any irrelevance whatsoever.

If you drive past any Burger King you can clearly see that it doesn't take much effort to steal one of these things.