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Last week at Uni we had a lecture on Supply Chain Management; and as you might expect with such a dull subject, we have a very odd and dull lecturer.

Anyhoo, during the lesson he always has little digs at us students cus its quite obvious he doesn't like having to come all the way over to my local college to teach us. So we're all sitting there, already 15 minutes past the proper end of the lesson, in which he'd given us no coffee break, when he says we've got to stop for at least another 15 minutes.

At this my mate puts his head face down on the table in mock distress, "chin up Paul", said one of my class-mates to cheer him up. At this the lecturer spun round from writing on the board and flew into a rage (in which he swore a number of times) about us taking the piss out of him and saying we should remember that he's going to grade our assignments!

To this we all sat in pure amazement and were trying to argue with him that we hadn't said anything about him, to which he just kept replying, "oh piss off" and "shut up!".

This was a very strange turn of events and we (me and my class mates) only really had chance to sit and talk about it at Uni today. It was during our conversation that the penny finally dropped for us all: the lecturer has quite a bit of a Jimmy Hill on him; or to put it for the non-Brits amoungst us: he's got a right moon-face.

Oh dear.

oh dear, brittish people yelling?

we can just about you know

coming from a kitten, I find that hard to believe

well put

i have claws underneath my white gloves yerss

you won't use them, it will ruin those gloves

Why do all non-Brits assume we spend our entire lives wearing bowler hats and drinking tea with the queen.

From now on I'm going to assume all Americans are like the comic book guy from the Simpsons and people from Belgium eat nothing but cabbage.

I don't... I'm thinking bowler hats, tea AND an umbrella

and you got to think we all eat chocolate, we all have our reserves here

Cabbage? Where did you get that?

Yerss, are we supposed to eat cabbage?

you are, I prefer the life of good food

I have no idea what you backward countries do with your time.

true yerss! my parasol!

we feast, eat and drink and do naughty things

oh yes naughty

You feast and eat?

Yerss ate all the pies.

wait!....you mean you don't all wear bowler hats?

and that's proposterous!

not EVERYONE can drink tea with the Queen...but that's what tea times for right? so you can drink tea AT THE SAME TIME as the Queen? Right?

nice eyebrows storm!!

I have never once drank tea with Elton John.

I' ve always wanted to use that smiley once

But as a woman, no doubt you first completely plucked the eyebrows out and then drew them in with a pencil.

Really? was he wearing some cool sun glasses?

gosh we are just the same as you Americans apart form we have a Britsh accents there are no difference between us

oh yeah we like drinking tea But thats all

tea!!!!

oh great, you got her active now :s

I love a cup of char.

*runs around in circles* tea tea TEA!

we don't use the words "bloody", "mate", "trousers", or "proper"

and what exactly is in that tea that makes it so appealing? you guys spiking that?

lift/elevator?

!!!!! tea is an INSTITUITION!!!!

Its like coffee, but with less caffine and it makes you feel goooood.

So how long is "tea time"? and what time is it?

Anytime, the whole nation doesn't just stop for a specific "tea time".

I'm sure the queen doesn't agree to it

Well, I'd love to stop and continue this very enlightening conversation, but I've been sitting in this chair for hours and my arse has gone numb.

Ta ta!

*throws bowler hat at mech*

Who do you think you are: Oddjob?

idd we feast and drink and party

I'm not that fat

There's different tea-times, you have a tea-break in the morning, some call it elevenses. Then there's afternoon tea and later on high-tea. As for us being like Americans, Ash007, that's soo not true, we spell Colour correctly and our obesity problem is nowhere near as bad as theirs.

brakefast, elevenses, dinner, afternoon tea, high-tea, supper... you guys sound like hobits

OMG .... so colour is the right way to spell it ??!

God damn microshit american bastards who wrote directx, and every other API that involves that word.....