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tell Santa wot u want for christmas then?

an elf doll with the words "DIE SANTA DIE" written on it

HOW MANY OF THESE THREADS ARE THERE!!
I mean I made one of these threads too back in Oct


but while I am here... I want anything that vibrates

HO HA HO

i want a barbie doll with all of the accessories

oh god..guys these days

yeah and morn glory i'll see what i can come up with

yea i know but you gotta love us so chel wat do u want for christmas?

lets see...i want to sleep in

ok babe

this is my thread i call the shots in here nitro

I am a chick!

and I want a motor toothbrush - or whatever they are called -

ok ok..i guess i want mike too

i'll see what santa can come up with as i am his helper this year

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on
Christmas Eve?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!

What do you call a truck load of vibrators heading South from the North Pole on Christmas Eve?
Toys for tw*ts!

Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play
with them.

Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.

For a great Holiday gift this year, there's no power greater then X.

haha ya mug sort ya sell out man will ya!!

sort yur self out otherwise sling yur hook

ahh stop fighting you 2

yu tell him will ya coz he won't listen to me

i mean both of you

ok

a hell lot of wrapping paper!!

i love to open presents

doublepost

i'll get him to sort that out for u wud u like to sit on santas lap and tell him that

Dear Santa,

Please close this duplicate thread.

That is all,
Raz

Ho ho ho sexeh, you get your wish.

Santa baby here. fab