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give me your proplems and i'll give u some crap advice

p.s
use pretend proplems if possible

OK, why?

So my friend's got this Gi-normous girlfriend who is quite possibly the biggest b!itch in the world. how do i get them to break up?

Real problems or pretend ones?

Real problem: I'm ill and tired and have to write two essays tonight.

Pretend problem: I'm pregnant with yerssot's baby

show your friend pictures of thin girls, and he will be put off

people have proplems
and i have advice

pretend

oh...mine was a real problem. And thin girls don't work...i already got him to hook up with one.

More pretend Phoe problem's: My cat is eating my foot

cook some cat food in the shape of a foot, and throw it into a room, then lock the door

Im posting in a stupid thread, what should i do?

call the creator of the thread an idiot

Ok. You're an idiot!

cry

SomeOne has my "Alias"

there can only be one AliasNeo and that is ^

^

i have a hole in the bottum of my sock what should i do?

make it into a ball and let ure cat play with it

ok

hehehe

ure kitty is cute

how old is it?

um....9 months i think

awesome, my cat is 14 yrs

dat old!

yep, had him since i was 3

my other cat is going to turn 3 in 6 days

cool, i have a dog thats 7 not 2 cats

ive never had a dog

i thought about getting one, but then i decided i wanted a mouse instaed

I have had dogs before

cool do you still have a mouse?

I would get a ferret! ther're so cute!

no it ahd baby mice then we gave a way the mom mouce and the rest of the baby mice, but we kept one, and it died while we were on vacation

Awwww... no pics either?

does anyone here want to give me a massage if i pay them 50 $$

how do i burn off your cock

I dont know if that is a computable question for Alias Neo

Just pointing out he was here first

lol

Are u saying "I" was here first, becus i think i was

No, as in the OTF
I never saw you before, but he used to be here all the time

OOHH, ok

I totally didnt know that there was another AliasNeo. Crazy
But ok, ill just be the second coming

so we're agreed, you're not as good as the original

um, ok

i just had to be an idiot and put 15

damn right

you mean...



you wernt an idiot before

so "now" im an idiot?

well he used to be korri's man
then he disappeared

i dont know












































your confusing me

nm, ill just stay out of Alias's business, i will not post in here forever. Cya all

huh?

my pigeon is dying in a sewage pipe... HELP ME!!!

Please!

My girlfriend's dick is bigger than mine and I'm depressed!!!

My brain ran away with the spoon...

I live in a swamp and as we speak my house is sinking

silver doesn't find me sexy anymore... cry

Pheonix went and lost weight and now she isn't my Phoe anymore cry