Things you might want to know....or might not....

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1. Coca-Cola was originally green. I like it the way it is now

2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history
a. Spades - King David
b. Clubs - Alexander the Great
c. Hearts - Charlemagne
d. Diamonds - Julius Caesar ....who cares

3.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 .....i wish i had that much money

4. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle; If the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; If the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.....and the moral of that story is???????

5. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
Answer - All invented by offs

6. The only food that doesn't spoil is honey....that explains y u never hear of bees dying of starvation

7. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue oral sex for him...poor fellah

8. A snail can sleep for three years.....lazy bastard

9. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from
each salad served in first-class.i magine how much they could have saved by just serving a glass of water

10. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump....i so needed to know that

11. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated....sure about that????

12. Michael Jordan gets more money from Nike annually than ALL of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined....maybe they should play basketball then

13. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death...whateva

14. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'....good for him

15. The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night....that's the people that sleep with thier mouths open

16. The electric chair was invented by a dentist....and u wanna know y people are afraid of dentists???

17. The most common name in the world is wonder there r so much terroists

18. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.....ok

19. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States....maybe i should relocate

20. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English Language....i can think of better things to do with my tongue

21. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants....they never heard of birth control?

22. The cigarette lighter was invented before the

23. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

lil bitchiness
Ahaha! Nice.

I wish coke was still green. Lazy ass snails.


Silver Stardust
laughing out loud some of those are pretty funny.

Nice info Shellie big grin

Shaolin Monk

/me scratches chin

Julius Ceasar was never king....

I always knew you were a smarty! smart

Damn those snails....

Mr Zero
Correct, tho Julius was killed for fear that he was about to establish a monarchy.

& It's spelled Caesar

nobody likes a smartass.


Well that's not true I can think of certain smartass I rather like... shifty

really now ?

*puts on smartass cap* smart

big grin

ah i received an e-mail about that, quite interesting stuff.

same place i got it ninja


Suits you! droolio

stick out tongue

Jackie Malfoy
Well those are my thoughts for today!Where did you find this?Or did you make it up yourself?JM

poor croc, poor croc indeed.

and i would say 13 is true for me, there scare the bejesus outa me! a death BY a spider would the be worst though.

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