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Please...

I'm losing my mind.

I need stimulation.

Did anyone take this in a sexual manner?

Yeah. But in your words I am "a walking erection".

who cares?

well damn I did but I guess I'll take off the thigh high boots with the 5 inch heels now

WHOA!!!

No, I actually didnt (suprise!!!!!!)

Ok, maybe a little...

LIAR!

more like your mind went directly to smut do not pass go do not collect $200

Moosey, if I were to stimulate you, there would be a certain factor of homo invloved and frankly I'm not up for the challenge.

shocking jawdrop

Saywhosawhat?

Come again?

Thaaaats ok...really. I'm not up to trying to ward you off.

no no too late.....you missed em....bye

But I...damnit, I had a client...if I had known, I would have told them to come back...next month...

dont know what to tell ya......oh yeah I forgot to mention that the boots came with a whip but thats gone as well bye

always an excuse deary

I'm naked.

crazy

well that works!

*runs off to get the boots and the whip*

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

*shaking my head*

oooooh. *puts sunglasses on and bends over.

What do you mean crazy ?? YOU want to peel my skin and wear it!

Ok Im BACK! Lets get this show on the road! whip




OMG this is the smilie I ALMOST used whip

Shhhh, dont tell everyone! cry

Mind you, now you're naked it makes it so much easier for me. I thank you. fish

We're going on the road?

Well, ok, whatever floats your boat. But I want a portion of the gate sales!

Do your worst... devil

Ok but first you want to take off them antlers? they could be dangerous

Take them off? Ooooohhhkay...erm...*struggles* You umm...wouldn't have a saw, would you?

Did you know, that these antlers are the second hardest part of my body?

hysterical

<-----rolling here

Oh shit, we've started!

*jumps on her and starts rolling too*

LMAO!!!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! cheerleader

Damn. That's a new one. I've never had a woman say WEEEEEE before.

Wait a minute. WHAT are you trying to say?

*rolls off onto the floor*

cheerleader oh how i love thee! cheerleader

These cheerleaders are spazzy, in a good way. cheerleader

What the hell were we on??!!

*rolls down with her*?

err table? I dunno

My car.

And it gets more bizarre by the moment...we now have cheerleaders.

I LIKE cheerleaders.

Milla, why are you over there?

*stimulates moose with a foreign object*

Oooh....nice.

HEY! Put that Chinese man down!

HOT DAMN!

No.

Overwhere?

hey HEY!!! the Priestess does NOT do 3-ways nono what do you think this is a circus?

Yeah...

"The Priestess is a one-woman show!" flirt1

Erm...I was beginning to think so....

But ok...one on one..

Your PM or mine?

Mine.

damn missed my opportunity for a dirty pm from the moose pissed

Want one from me?

Who said that?

Already had about 20 but hey whats one more

I can right veeery nice PMs.

I'll send you 20 more.

Moose I take everything in a sexy manner

You know, we REALLY should talk more.

hey! get your own action.

PM me baby

ROTFLMAO!!!

JP

why can't we stimulate him

TOGETHERmsn-tongue

JP doesn't do 3 somes...

"The Priestess is a one woman show." DUH DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT, CherryPie!?

Scott do you even do any real work anymore?

smartass. YES.

I went through 48 case files today. I'm just damn good at what I do. At everything I do.

Oh no question there

I bet our government would crumble without you
Seeing as how you work so hard

Shut it you!

Yes sir shutup

There are moose in the woods behind my house as well as deer and whatever else

nope didn't know that but I love competition

duh

because dearie I dont need help as I am just THAT DAMN GOOD! heh

OTness!

Please see first post...I'm going nuts...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Please see first post...I'm going nuts...

Drags da moose into pm ...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Please see first post...I'm going nuts... not entertaining but here hug

Originally posted by Da Moose
Please...

I'm losing my mind.

I need stimulation.

Did anyone take this in a sexual manner?

What other stimulations are there.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Please see first post...I'm going nuts... *stimulates*

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Drags da moose into pm ...

*is waiting*

Originally posted by shellie
not entertaining but here hug

yeah, well, it does more than you think...*cops a quick feel*

Originally posted by Fionnuala
*stimulates*

Okay...umm...by doing what?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Okay...umm...by doing what? umm..giving you Dr Suess to read...

Originally posted by Da Moose
yeah, well, it does more than you think...*cops a quick feel* and wheres my cherry?

*straightens up...*


that was fun .......

Originally posted by shellie
and wheres my cherry?



Oh honey, THAT'S been gone for YEARS!

*tosse whip cream* yeah da moose, where's her cherry?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
umm..giving you Dr Suess to read...

Horton Hears a Who?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh honey, THAT'S been gone for YEARS!

Awww

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
*straightens up...*


that was fun .......

Indeed?

Happened so fast I didn't even notice it.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Horton Hears a Who? If you like...lookaround


((No idea what it means... ))

Originally posted by Da Moose
Indeed?

Happened so fast I didn't even notice it.

thats because you wernt there .....


i used you to get out ......

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh honey, THAT'S been gone for YEARS! shhhhh...some people dont know that

Originally posted by Fionnuala
If you like...lookaround


((No idea what it means... ))

It's a Seuss story.

Scott and his wicked mind

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
thats because you wernt there .....


i used you to get out ......

THAT'S what happened. Can I be there next time?

To get out of what?

Originally posted by IceWithin
Scott and his wicked mind

Oh Martin, my mind isn't wicked, it's just overworked.

Originally posted by Da Moose
It's a Seuss story. Ohh..I only know the cat ones...

come running in the rain with me if you want some stimulation

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh Martin, my mind isn't wicked, it's just overworked.

but the word 'wicked' sounds better than 'overworked'

Originally posted by Da Moose
THAT'S what happened. Can I be there next time?

To get out of what?

sure you can film......

to get out of thie tread ..

im back now so ..

here come thes confusion....lookaround....bag

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Ohh..I only know the cat ones...

come running in the rain with me if you want some stimulation

Will you wear white?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
sure you can film......

to get out of thie tread ..

im back now so ..

here come thes confusion....lookaround....bag

That made perfectly no sense.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Will you wear white? Indeed all over..

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
sure you can film......

You mean I can film shifty

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Indeed all over..

Hmm...stimulation, commencing.

how about i attack you with a feather ?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Hmm...stimulation, commencing. Well that's good..

*grabs his hand and leads him out into the rain* ..hmm wet...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Well that's good..

*grabs his hand and leads him out into the rain* ..hmm wet...

Should I bring an umbrella? I don't want to get ill..

Originally posted by Da Moose
Should I bring an umbrella? I don't want to get ill.. Pathetic.... ..I'll leave you under your umbrella and go enjoy the rain myself...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Should I bring an umbrella? I don't want to get ill..

Trust me, she'll make you all better...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Pathetic.... ..I'll leave you under your umbrella and go enjoy the rain myself...

*snorts laughter*

Good God woman, I was kidding...look, I'm naked.

*does a twirl*

Do you think I care about an umbrella?

Now, about my rubbers......

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Please...

I'm losing my mind.

I need stimulation.

Did anyone take this in a sexual manner? erm...i thought about the last pont

and i have no idea why i haven't seen this thread ealrier

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Trust me, she'll make you all better... Esqueeze me?

Originally posted by Da Moose
*snorts laughter*

Good God woman, I was kidding...look, I'm naked.

*does a twirl*

Do you think I care about an umbrella?

Now, about my rubbers...... I'm not

*twirls around in the rain a few times*

Leave your rubbers off

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Esqueeze me?

I'm not

*twirls around in the rain a few times*

Leave your rubbers off

What do you mean, EXSQUEEZE ME?

*twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and gets dizzy and twirls and twirls and falls down*

Yeah?

rain

Originally posted by Da Moose
What do you mean, EXSQUEEZE ME?

*twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and gets dizzy and twirls and twirls and falls down*

Yeah? I was wondering how he knew...

I knew I'd have you on the floor at some point...

Yes

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I was wondering how he knew...


You aren't hard to read...

Originally posted by dave123
rain

.....DAve cry....

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
You aren't hard to read... What?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I was wondering how he knew...

I knew I'd have you on the floor at some point...

Yes

It was inevitable.

Do you, umm, know what rubbers means here?

Originally posted by Da Moose
It was inevitable.

Do you, umm, know what rubbers means here?

If not, I wouldn't explain it...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
.....DAve cry.... HEllo

Originally posted by Da Moose
It was inevitable.

Do you, umm, know what rubbers means here? I am guessing they are not a rubber coat or boots

Originally posted by Da Moose
It was inevitable.

Do you, umm, know what rubbers means here? Condoms and/or kinky clothing?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
What?

let me refrase, it wasn't hard to guess....

Wasn't hard to guess what?

i've posted here earlier actually. and i even was not nice

Originally posted by dave123
HEllo

hug..... ...


i have something for you

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Wasn't hard to guess what?

Never mind, go play with moose...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Never mind, go play with moose... No..explain what you meant...please?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
No..explain what you meant...please?

Aww, another one bites the dust....


Sorry, can't...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
hug..... ...


i have something for you jump what?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Aww, another one bites the dust....


Sorry, can't... Why not?

Originally posted by dave123
jump what?

one of these cutehug and


something else ......rhymes with ''Band cuffs and ookies''

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Why not?

Because I have something you want. If I give it to you, then what will I have?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
one of these cutehug and


something else ......rhymes with ''Band cuffs and ookies'' Hmm.. I don't have a clue what those could be, but there's a shifty smilie, so it must be good

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Because I have something you want. If I give it to you, then what will I have? You don't need to something to hold against me...why don't you just explain..

Originally posted by dave123
Hmm.. I don't have a clue what those could be, but there's a shifty smilie, so it must be good


....

droolio

Originally posted by dave123
droolio

drooly..DAve.....

shifty smilies are always good

Originally posted by Fionnuala
You don't need to something to hold against me...why don't you just explain..

It's all buisness my dear I have one, and you have none. I give to you, and I shall have none...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
It's all buisness my dear I have one, and you have none. I give to you, and I shall have none... Well I could give you something in return then..

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
drooly..DAve..... happy to see me, eh?

who isn't happy to see you

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Well I could give you something in return then..

Now you are thinking...your proposition?

Originally posted by dave123
happy to see me, eh?

always ......



Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
who isn't happy to see you

...your so called 'rack' was knock out faint

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Now you are thinking...your proposition? I don't know..what do you want?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I don't know..what do you want?

What do you have to offer...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
What do you have to offer... ..I can't think of anything that I have that you would want or that I could give you..

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
always ......





...your so called 'rack' was knock out faint now i gotta improve my rack.... damn competition

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
who isn't happy to see you where should i post that list?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
..I can't think of anything that I have that you would want or that I could give you..

Go on, and we'll run through the choices..